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Mimi
climber
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Anders, you're a political animal. It's either 1000 bolts to Horse Chute or who knows how many tiny but exciting Bwana dimples. You choose.
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hollyclimber
Big Wall climber
Yosemite, CA
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Its not "July heat" here. Its feeling pretty June-ish. This week 80 degrees. Good time to go up the Captain. Go Ammon!
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Mimi
climber
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I heard a couple days ago it was baking. That's good news. Onward and upward!
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Oh, sorry. I didn't know that facts were important to the discussion. My bad.
One of the funniest posts in this whole novel !
I've only got one word for this whole ancient history.
Old
Uninspiring
Controversial
Contrived
Ridiculous
Slab
Slab
Slab
Slab
I certainly wouldn't spend valuable vacation, energy, and treasure to get up it just so I could say what it is or isn't.
The greatest slab aid route in the world, whoop-de-feckin'-dooo.
Slab and aid just don't go together that well in my mind.
I was kidding about the one word thing. heh heh
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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Wiffs Of Sh#t weather retort. steamy (and meaty?) with increasingly shrill bitterness predicted, along with a high likelihood of apoplexy as the ascent builds momentum. No apologies are expected...
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Off White
climber
Tenino, WA
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I don't think showers of adulation are in the forecast either...
I really appreciate the well rounded perspective and comments of folks like Base104 and Ghost, though I must admit that I too am a FOM (friend of mimi) and enjoy the hell out of her company. I think its kind of funny that anyone thinks of her as an anonymous poster.
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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It is really important to Mimi that we despise this route and the guys who climbed it as much as she does. This strange 30 year hatred and associated slander and defecation is far more interesting/entertaining than as others have said, a slab route.
Where was I in 1982? hmm, kindergarten perhaps? Not so different...
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Is shacking up with a climber(s) who climbed a big wall really a basis for criticizing other el cap climber's ascents?
If so, my hats back in the circle!
Lets hope Tom Evans didn't keep those photos : *
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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^^ If you are cute, and wish to criticize, please contact me. ^^
Chief, I think you need to help me out here, since you and I are apparently the only two writing here who have actually been on the climb.
There is a huge misconception that WoS is a "slab" and that this must somehow make it "easy". A slab is something that you climb using friction, like say on Glacier Point Apron. No climbing moves like that exist on the first two pitches of WoS, with the possible exception of the leftward traverse partway up the first pitch which take a couple free moves, however these free moves are not slab moves but rather face moves. The bulge on the first pitch is either dead vertical or slightly overhanging, and requires the most desperate hooking I have ever encountered.
I am a cave explorer and surveyor, and I own a survey instrument called an inclinometer or clino, which allows you to accurately and within a half-degree measure the inclination of a survey shot. It also lets you measure the angle of ski slopes and rock "slabs".
Mimi - why don't you give us a number? What angle of elevation do you believe the first two pitches of WoS to be? I'll bet you a few beers it's rather steeper than you imagine it to be. I could courier the instrument to someone here in the Valley, and they could go out and make a few shots for us.
The first two pitches of WoS ain't no slab - it's a high angle face which is nearly vertical. It's scary as hell, dangerous as fukk, and if you fall you're flying in the air and scraping against the wall, and it's going to hurt. A lot. Ask Ammon. We may find him returning all covered in scabs from all the falls he is sure to take in order to figure out the desperate hooking sequence.
Think about it: If this route were nothing but a "slab", doncha think it would have been climbed by now?
It is amusing to observe people who have never even SEEN the route let alone BEEN ON IT describing it as a slab. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Why don't you bring your aiders and hooks and try a few moves? The rock is fairly uniform, and one place is just as nasty as the next.
Dang, wish I could stay in the Valley and watch. Gotta fly! Keep us posted. Someone get out there with a long lens and show us some photos! Go Ammon and Kait!!
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Nearly vertical = slab.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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FAK: Slab is something between 30 and 70 degrees.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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^^^^^^ posted from iPhone in Concordia, Pakistan
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Pass the Chongo, Chongo
Social climber
love, trust, and T*Rs nuts!
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If my Wife cared about WOS as much as MIMI does, I'd f*#king shoot my self. END OF F*#KING STORY!
PTCC
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Mark Hudon
Trad climber
Hood River, OR
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PTCC, we don't agree on much but I do agree with you on that!
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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The angle of a glacis is such that it can be walked up; a slab is steeper; whilst a wall is nearly vertical and may overhang. The slopes are approximately: below 30 degrees, between 30 and 75 degrees, above 75 degrees.
From Fell and Rock Climbing Club guidebooks, beginning a century ago or more. The definitive source as to such matters.
It sounds like bits of WoS may properly fall within the definition of slab, but that most is a wall. But the thing is sui generis.
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Hey Anders, is that source from when you actually climbed? Dating yourself there brah.
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Nightclub Dwight
Social climber
Outside Your Window
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Aww Mark, you wuz screaming more'n mimi when we danced the cornholio down at Rooster Rock, but yew know you loved it, "open wide for chunky!" C'mon lovechunks, weather turnt nice agin, come meat me at da beach...
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Yes, when I started climbing, p'terodactyls were still nesting on the Chief.
Later they moved to Burnaby and started making fancy packs.
Anyway, the Fell and Rock Climbing Club, and its journals and guidebooks, provide some helpful perspective on important issues like "what is a slab?".
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Gilwad
climber
Frozen In Somewhere
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I just want to contribute to one of the all-time silliest threads ever, just to say I was there. How many posts about a little slab aid route does it take? We've got seventh-day Advent Calendarists Vs. the self-Anointed Valley Locals... From the outside y'all look sillier than those damn mixed climbers scratching around in chossy caves and then arguing about who did it with or without spurs. Actually, they at least aren't on a slab.
Time to go climbing, not on a drilled slab.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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The definitive source as to such matters
Oooooh, DEFINITIVE! Because, you know, there are rules and sh#t. OFFICIALLY sanctioned bodies and the like. You really think people accept some self-proclaimed authority they've never heard of, in a game with no actual rules, when thrown out by a man in the most hated profession in the world, a class of people best known for obsfucation and lying? Well, I've got news for you Mr. Counselor, Esq.
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