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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 28, 2014 - 11:01am PT
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Jul 28, 2014 - 11:05am PT
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No, in church you would surely sing: Church singing The Herald Angels Sing
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Sin sing sing....
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 28, 2014 - 11:33am PT
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HA! Marlow, that woman's voice is "phono-shopped."
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All the same, you go, cat!
"Spendin' my business all over town."
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Jul 28, 2014 - 11:46am PT
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Has anyone ever Mtn-biked up (send) or down (you send me) those cables?
Give it to me in plain black and white (or perhaps a plain zBrown rapper).
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Jul 28, 2014 - 11:52am PT
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Great tune, Mouse... listen to these white men's tune:
And they're not photoshopped...
Cherokee Boogie
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 28, 2014 - 12:35pm PT
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Fluff, son, mere fluff. Cute as the Dickens, though!
My sister-in-law had one, or was it a Newfie? Yep, Newfie.
Any dog which stays in the pickup bed is a good dog.
Black and Tan on sentry duty.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 28, 2014 - 01:13pm PT
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These, along with Judge Wapner, can be viewed at the Wool Growers in
BFB
Big Friendly Bakersfield.
paid endorsement
Judge Judy goes to Arby's.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Jul 28, 2014 - 07:57pm PT
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Probably a strong evolutionary step to abandon Mel Lyman and add in Grisman.
Strong evolutionary misstep to let Maria Grazia Rosa Domenica D'Amato get away.
Jugz bands you say
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Jul 29, 2014 - 07:59am PT
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Rube Goldberg is turning over in his grave. $350.00 cash money, be the first on your block. Stumps me why somebody would do this.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 29, 2014 - 09:43am PT
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as practiced by idiots, plainly.FLAMES do it smarter, faster, and have no need for shovels.
this way is for forests thick and virgin, where tight is REALLY tight.
simply bore holes as shown.
light off a bunch of these rednecky tree-removal contraptions at one time.
go off quite a ways and wait a few days, take enough beer to keep u going, several cases, i think.
BOOM! CRASH! DYING FOREST SOUNDS ABOUND, REBOUND, ECHO, REVERBERATE, AND KEEP YOU FROM SLEEPING.
finally, dazed later, u go in, log off what's left, eventually.
now u have the rooom to swing an axe and use a saw, whereas before, u couldn't, due to crowding.
once the trees are history, it's time to plant HOPS and brew some beer.
are u with me, norwegian? could u handle this enterprise?
it provided a living for u people, u immigrant types, u bohunks, n.europeans and scandamaniacs, in the pewcific nor-thwest.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 29, 2014 - 11:07am PT
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The Andalusian Mouse
It is a very quiet place, a courtyard. On a balcony, a man smokes.
In his hand, he has a blade. He strops the blade slowly.
I’m talking to him, but no sound comes out of my mouth,
nothing reaches his ears.
They are very LARGE EARS.
You know what they like to say...
But a half-a-mo passes,
The other half is on a bicycle.
The half-a-mo on the bicycle falls off in front of me.
Having fallen, he cannot get ‘UP’ as he has no left side.
He needs help and “I’m the only one here,” as de Niro once said in a talking picture.
He appears to have died, but the eyes flash open.
I polka at him and he laughs.
I fall backwards in surprise.
I yell “Falling!”
He silently mouths “Off belay!”
I continue to fall, striking my head.
I’m suddenly out in the cold.
I’m shivering, quaking in terror.
The wind howls into the notch of the Lost Arrow.
Lurking in the Harding Hole, a marmot brews tea.
He offers me some. I take the cup and drink of it.
It is absinthe.
All is revealed.
Promptly at one o’clock a.m., Werner raps down, gives me a frown, and says what a bad mouse am I.
[Click to View YouTube Video]He offers me a hand. I only need the thumb, thanks.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Jul 29, 2014 - 12:07pm PT
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I'll keep my eye on it.
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