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couchmaster
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pdx
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:33pm PT
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A media circus in the making for sure...he says as he pulls up a chair and grabs some popcorn. I think we could pass on the Steve yellin, sh#t tossin' and topless girls rimming Pete suggestion however.....just sayin'.....course, that might make it too tame for some of you. Maybe Bill Russell could quaff a 12 packs on top and puke on the route in advance then to spice it up and appease the crowd who seem to want blood? Any thoughts on how you all can get Mimi involved? Cheerleader outfit and a megaphone along with the sheep?
Good times!
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Rhodo-Router
Gym climber
ticking up the good holds on After 6
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:37pm PT
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Unenhanced girls? Or maybe just a little prop here and there...
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:40pm PT
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unenhanced - keep it ethical.
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:41pm PT
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^^^^^
Of course enhanced is better in this case, but that's not a requirement. No shemales, though.
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matty
climber
po-dunk
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:42pm PT
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We need an Ouch! mock up of the whole scene. Just think of it, animated jpeg sh#t flying from atop, topless babes, #46 etc...
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:45pm PT
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Shaved would be cool, but someone else will have to pony up a bounty for the visual proof on that one.
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matty
climber
po-dunk
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:55pm PT
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If I'm going up there with two girls they better be HOOKERS!
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Matt
Trad climber
primordial soup
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Sep 23, 2009 - 07:20pm PT
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betchya you can get a bargain rate, just tell the hookers to show up in 80s lycra, they only hafta work 6 days a week, the views are great, and they can sh#t right down the slab any ol' time they like!!!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Sep 23, 2009 - 07:29pm PT
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and they don't even have to miss the ropes!
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Matt
Trad climber
primordial soup
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:05pm PT
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nature brings to mind a good point.
it might be tough to find some skinny teenage un-enhanced hookers that are willing to do both skat and bondage, while in public and possibly on tv...
(better get with the braintrust that are funding this event!)
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matty
climber
po-dunk
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:11pm PT
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"Your ON! The best little hookers we can find. "
I'm doing the RESEARCH already...
"it might be tough to find some skinny teenage un-enhanced hookers that are willing to do both skat and bondage, while in public and possibly on tv... "
Acorn may be able to help.HA!
Matt
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:16pm PT
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Come on folks, you're going to have to pony up more than a bunch of weak spray if we're going to get any real entertainment out of this...
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Prod
Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:22pm PT
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I'm not looking for cheap entertainment. I am of the assumption that all offers of beer and money are real, my $29 is. I want to see someone get their ass up there for a SA.
Russ,
I'd say the FA would have the say on what a SA would be? If it were up to me you would have to do at a minimum all of the pitches that are unique to WoS.
2K aint no chump change thtese days! Get at it.
Prod.
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:25pm PT
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I officially contribute the inflatable sheep I was given during my bachelor climbing day by all my buddies, on the off chance that I can locate it.
The wife might have found it over the last 12+ years and pitched it.
Second ascenders have to bring their own patch kit.
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GDavis
Trad climber
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:34pm PT
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deuce quit dodgin'!
twenty bucks to the SA party. Don't have to top out horse chute IMO.
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madbolter1
Big Wall climber
Walla Walla, WA
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:46pm PT
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Just a point of reference... Spring is the worst time to do that route. That water streak is there for a reason, and a Spring SA will discover part of why we took so long.
It's going to take more than a few thousand bucks (especially given what a buck is worth anymore) to get the old guard off their chairs and into the saddle. The risk/reward ratio isn't even close at this point!
But there are "new guard" folks that have a serious shot at it. They're the ones to go after.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:47pm PT
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my offer of money is real. I'm thinking I like the nail polish and might be having second thoughts.
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matty
climber
po-dunk
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Sep 23, 2009 - 08:54pm PT
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I'll donate $50 plus a UNused BP (bleau is a favorite, but LOCKER gets the final say...)
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Sep 23, 2009 - 09:25pm PT
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Dang - that could be the easiest [and most fun] hundred bucks I ever made!
Do I still have to belay?
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Bubba Ho-Tep
climber
Evergreen, CO
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 09:46pm PT
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OK, here is where we now stand:
For the SA team, if no additions to route:
$2070
2 cases of beer
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
If the SA team is Grossman and Deuce:
All of the above + an extra $1000
If the SA team is two topless females:
$2070
2 cases of beer
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
1 slightly used A5 ledge
If the SA team is two topless females packin' a poodle:
$2070
2 cases of beer
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
1 slightly used A5 ledge
1 waterproof A5 haulbag
An offer of an inflatable sheep has been made that any party may have.
Hope that covers it for now. Updates later.
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