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SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jan 27, 2009 - 03:46pm PT
ontheedge. . .




. . . and????
Nefarius

Big Wall climber
somewhere without avatars.........
Jan 27, 2009 - 04:01pm PT
For what it's worth, James' breakdance movie f*#king rocks!!!
Badass, dude!
Anastasia

climber
Not here
Jan 27, 2009 - 04:12pm PT
Lifting shirt to show off boob job/tattoo/piercing etc... (No words needed.)

James

climber
My twin brother's laundry room
Jan 27, 2009 - 04:44pm PT
Anastasia,
I've gotten that one before. Yikes!

Thanks Nef.
Glad you liked the video.
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Jan 27, 2009 - 05:08pm PT
Cheech and Chong to hitchhiking girls:

"So how far ya going?"

"All the way."
TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
Jan 27, 2009 - 05:16pm PT
Anastasia's approach has merit.

After all, you're likely to see it eventually. If it disappoints, you might as well know right up front.

:-)
Gene

climber
Jan 27, 2009 - 05:21pm PT
Lifting shirt to show off boob job/tattoo/piercing etc... (No words needed.)

Call me old fashioned but lack of a boob job/tattoo/piercing etc... is appealing to me.

gm

neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jan 27, 2009 - 05:23pm PT
hey there.... say, "worst pickup lines, ever.... by females... "

(sorry, not meaning to be rude) but all pickup lines by females, are "at the" worst.... as worst goes...


i do like what anastasia said... i good gentle friendship, comes first... and this usually starts quit by accident, or innocetnly by both parts....

the good lord can make it grow... if one "picks up" folks, from the woman point of starting this out----she usually picks up trouble....

and usually all the good guys are already taken... finding the right guys, is like letting natures trail unfold its beauty at teh right time and place, if you stay on the path that is right for you, as you continue on in life....

its there, somewhere.... heres hoping the ones of us, still looking find it before we pass on.... (oh my... such a waste, then, huh?) (well, perhaps not from an eternal view)


oh well....

happy finding ....
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Jan 27, 2009 - 05:31pm PT
Nice video, James--I especially liked the shot of the "Strunk and White" on the table in the beginning, pure class.


Todd Gordon's classic line needs only a one word adjustment--sooo.

...as in "I'm sooo drunk."
rhyang

climber
SJC
Jan 27, 2009 - 05:36pm PT
Oh ! I wondered what the shirt-lifting thing was about .. of course it was probably because of the guy standing just behind me ..
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Jan 27, 2009 - 06:05pm PT
I just got this one:

"here's my email and number - call or email any time"

teeeheee... and she's gorgeous!!!



and neebee.... what's this about my trail? Did you mean Tail? I don't got one of those... at least I never let it show :-)
tomtom

Social climber
Seattle, Wa
Jan 27, 2009 - 06:16pm PT
From an old high school friend:

I just shaved my legs.
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 07:58pm PT
Ahhhhh, you all are hilarious !!!!!!

Our Office is ROTFLOL. : DD Yo made our Day ! After we spend the day working with the seriously ill...we are in sore need of comic relief ! Grazi, Lynnie
jstan

climber
Jan 27, 2009 - 08:02pm PT
True story:
After an evening's bouldering at Carderock the young lady I ran into at the pub on the canal seemed to be drinking quite a lot. Eventually she said she was not sure she could drive and asked if I would take her home. I got her out into her car, a huge friggin cadillac and asked her if she would be OK. She said, "Oh I'll be fine. The poor bastard I hit won't."
klk

Trad climber
cali
Jan 27, 2009 - 08:05pm PT
Used on me, in Nomad Ventures JTree, by a young woman with light brown hair and good self-esteem:

"I haven't showered in three days."
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Jan 27, 2009 - 09:12pm PT
"I haven't showered in three days." My kind of girl!

I was training for my volunteer work on the mountain a few weeks ago using a compass to find a GPS point when I ran into two female hikers who inquired about what I was up to.

"You can search and rescue us anytime", was their reply. ;^)
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jan 27, 2009 - 09:51pm PT
hey there nature... say,
(about my line---letting nature's trail unfold into beauty)AND THEN, as to your quote:
"and neebee.... what's this about my trail? Did you mean Tail? I don't got one of those... at least I never let it show :-) "

I SAY, THUS:
... tail, my my my... "tall tale", i must say:

:)
:)
:)

thanks, nature, for the smiles!

EDIT: (here comes the "play on words")

PS:
WELL SAY, do you (nature/sushi guy) have a park, at least? hhmmm...
being that, other than nature's trail (which i mentioned earlier),it seems i've heard-tell of:

1--nature's park... (do you, charge?)

2--nature's way... (aw shucks, i know, EVERYone has a way about them, so, do you?)

3--nature's cure (hhmm... have you been keeping this under wraps...?)

4--nature's ecosytems... (say, i didnt know if you were that complicated...)(ecosytems, can be, you know)

:)


*i know, i know, there is always "nature's best" --but can't post that phrase, and let such things work againt a humble "nature/sushi-guys" ego...

:)




*say, lynnne, did the fix-up, help?
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 09:54pm PT
neebee gotcha good there, Doug...yikes and hahaha!
Anastasia

climber
Not here
Jan 27, 2009 - 11:34pm PT
I have only been a witness for the "lift up shirt to show off goods" routine. That was entertaining enough... :)
Lynne Leichtfuss

Social climber
valley center, ca
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 11:45pm PT
Hehehe and LOL ....sho glad you clarified that Pepper....cause yo know pepper is hot....still lol :DDDD

God, it is so good to laugh....thanks for laughter. : )))))
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