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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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L, from where do you come up with this stuff?
Wherever it is, keep that valve open! Left me hangin' like a dog, waiting for the next part!
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goatboy smellz
climber
colorado
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AHhhahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahaha*hiccup*heheheh!
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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How come that blonde fellow gets to have ALL the fun? Wild dreams. Adventures. Babes. Dramatic dei ex machinae.
It just ain't fair, I'm telling ya.
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2008 - 01:36pm PT
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Glad you guys laughed. I was a bit concerned, Jaybro...the focus on the hinny thing...in a crack and all...some on the Taco might've thought this was a secret gay language thing...prejudice runs deep and knows no boundaries.
Anyway, it all comes from current posts on the Taco, cut and pasted together by my fertile and wonderfully twisted imagination.
And it's motivating force is to get Jello--wonderful Jello--back posting on ST. I miss his stories. I miss his kindness. We all do.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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L
You've done it again. I can't stop rolling on the floor--I look like a cat with all that loose hair holding on to me now. . .
May I get an autographed copy soon? PULEEEEEEASE!!!!!
meow. . .
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2008 - 02:50pm PT
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Naw Locker...I'm mundanely ordinary where perception is concerned. At least I think so.
But there are a few sparkling nuggets in this creek of pebbles and stones (not that there's anything wrong with pebbles and stones, mind you!), and Jello's writing is the kind of gold nugget you find in your sluicing pan, hide it in your shirt pocket until you can get it back home, then put on your mantle or coffeetable and keep going back to again and again.
You pick up his stories and hold them in your heart...they get warm like a chunk of gold in your palm, and you feel better for having been touched by them.
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2008 - 03:29pm PT
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Oh I know that, Locker. And thanks. I'm just saying you don't have to be psychic to know how much everyone here misses the Jello.
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Anastasia
climber
Not there
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My side hurts from laughing.
Thanks L, this is a pleasure better than chocolate.
AF
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 12:29am PT
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Anastasia...that is sniff...sniff the absolute nicest compliment sniff...snortal...snort that any female has ever paid me. (Only females understand chocolate...truly understand chocolate.)
Chocolate!
Excuse me while I sob for a couple of minutes....alone.....thanks....
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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I don't know what to say. All this wonderful creativity...inspired by...my absence on the Taco? In my fondest dreams I would climb Annapurna with three such lovely and smart specimens of the homo-sapien feminine corporeal/spiritual manifestation as the Devine Miss L, and the Crimpstress, and Anafantasia. My humble apologies for going walkabout. Really, I will get back in the Topo swing of things.
OK, I love all a you-all dudes, too...I'm man enough to admit it...
JelloMissedTheTrainWreckButWantsToClimbTheMountainAnyway
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 01:08am PT
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HE'S BACK, GALS AND GUYS! HE'S BACK!!!!
Now I think I am gonna go cry....sniff, sniff
We missed you, Jello. A lot.
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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OK, L, how the heLLo, do you propose to get the MeLLow FeLLow--and his Three MuscateLLows--to the top of that there big hiLLo in the HimaLLayos?
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L
climber
Jello fan from the City of Lost Angels
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 01:33am PT
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Well...that there is a complex question, my friend.
If you've followed the story thus far, you will undoubtedly have noticed a certain technique I employ to make the unbelievable believable: Your dreams.
That rather trite but true admonishment to follow your dreams is all part of the plan to get you to the top of that once cold but possibly quite comfy mountaintop soon enough.
Of course, now that you've surfaced, you may be a bit concerned that the creativity will wane, the flood will abate, and the next installment simply never appear...but I have to tell you, Jello, it just seems to be getting wilder and wilder. Did you see Jaybro doing the Alex Hannold upside-down thing in the cumulonimbus OW? I mean, where's this stuff coming from???? It ain't me! And it's probably not going to stop for a while...so ya better sit back, fasten yer seatbelt, and hold on tight....
(And Crimpie had whipped cream in her hair...just for you!)
(And Anastasia compared it to better than chocolate!)
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
shutup with your camera phone
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welcome back jello. hola, bonjour, etc.
L: that is funnier than the story w/u, me, dingus, and the chairlift.
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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YOU, are an absolute TEASE, L. I can't wait to see, hear, feel, touch, taste, smell what happens to us next!
As for J-bro, A-H, and the like: their heads are always in the clouds, while their asses are up (OW)crack-creek and need to be paddled.
JelloIsFunnyOneOutOfTenTimesButHeAlwaysAmusesHimself
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L
climber
Jello fan from the City of Lost Angels
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 02:01am PT
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Oh My Goooooodness SS!!! I'd totally forgotten that story! And I loved that story. Do you remember the name of the thread? I want to go read it again.
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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Hi, Rainbow Girl. Want to go up Annapurna with us?
JelloMakesAnOfferThat'sHardToRefuse
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
shutup with your camera phone
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totally. thanks for the opportunity.
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
shutup with your camera phone
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L - i don't remember. it was one of those one-sentence stories.
dang i sho' can't wait for snowboarding next winter!!!
jello can i snowboard down annapurna
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Only if you are really fast.
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