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climber
East of Seattle
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Apr 11, 2007 - 07:01pm PT
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Hey BI,
Freinds don't let friends show alone. Call the Taco for help man! Unless 'course the other dude/ette is a Taco too. Either way please do as Werner suggests. TR will be much appreciated.
Non PC
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Apr 11, 2007 - 09:20pm PT
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screw the brass knuckles. sawed-off pistol-grip pump action oughta get your point across.
i'm gonna bring one to woodson in case any of these interlopers dares to flash my projects.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 11, 2007 - 09:48pm PT
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Bob looks funny in the cross hairs holding that blunderbuss.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Apr 11, 2007 - 11:48pm PT
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bring it. my homie travis bickle got my back.
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James
climber
A tent in the redwoods
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Apr 12, 2007 - 12:56am PT
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Listen to Eye of the Tiger for eight hours, do twenty one sit ups, then walk up to and smash your patella into his temple. Muay Thai is the way to go.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 12, 2007 - 12:59am PT
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Someone doesn't know Scorcese from Mann.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Apr 12, 2007 - 01:10am PT
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think actor, not director. to me, bobby d will always be travis bickle. my personal deity and chief role model.
YOU LOOKIN' AT ME???
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 12, 2007 - 08:11am PT
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no show
waited only for a 1/2 hour though, was getting real hyper so i went and ran hills for hour instead.
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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Apr 12, 2007 - 09:18am PT
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Dude, Vulcan neck pinch.
Then while he's unconscious take all his clothes off him and leave him on the street.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 12, 2007 - 09:25am PT
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If I could render someone unconscious and remove their clothes he wouldn't be my first choice.
Not that there's anything wrong with it if thats YOUR choice wootles.
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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Apr 12, 2007 - 10:01am PT
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I suppose this guy is more your style, eh?
edit: I actually put 'kick him in the nuts as hard as you can' but thought I'd catch flack for that
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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Apr 12, 2007 - 10:51am PT
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Piton Ron, you made me spew coffee you SOB. That Erik Estrada IS a sassy devil, no?
Now that the meathead wussed out on fighting a climber, we're ready for fome major thread drift.
So, Ron, are we getting warmer here? Would you give HER the death grip?
Maria Bartiromo - yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:
Ann Coulter - note the useful info included with pic:
Ariane Brodier - TV weather woman - the forecast is HOT!
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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Apr 12, 2007 - 11:02am PT
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Now Anne Coulter I would kick in the nuts for sure!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 12, 2007 - 11:44am PT
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well she DOES have big ones.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 12, 2007 - 11:47am PT
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Could be useful if it has a daisy chain,...
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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Apr 12, 2007 - 11:49am PT
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ah, Ron...?
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RRK
Trad climber
Talladega, Al
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Apr 12, 2007 - 11:54am PT
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Don't hit him in the head - Just beneath those massive pecs is a little spot to sink your first shot if you're faced-off. He'll sit down and keep on sinking like you just pulled the plug and let all the air out of him - then have your way while he's trying to breathe. Alternative #2 - kick his weighted leg straight back at the knee. It's a timing thing - when he steps you kick. You'll be out of jail before he's out of the hospital and your hand will still be able to pull down on a crimper.
RRK
PS this is not intended as a guide - in no way am I advising you to crack somebody up in this manner - just letting you know how petty criminals behave so that you can avoid them.
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nutjob
Trad climber
San Jose, CA
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Apr 12, 2007 - 12:22pm PT
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Did anyone mention a Petzl ascender as a better alternative to a biner? Don't have to worry about the gate opening on you, get a little more weight behind it, and it's more comfy to grip.
But I do like the idea of swinging hexes around.
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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Apr 12, 2007 - 12:22pm PT
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You can also follow up that kick to the knee with a forward thrust to the head with your elbow. He will go down like wet bag of cement. The elbow is the hardest bone in your body.
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scooter
climber
B loop site 15
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Apr 12, 2007 - 03:00pm PT
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Everyone sounds like they are such brawlers, with some mean movie style moves. I hope I am never on the recieving end of any of those combo of radical manuevers.
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