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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Apr 23, 2007 - 03:45pm PT
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That "one square of toilet paper" has been a joke for at least 20 years that I know of.
At least once a year, some Joker would walk into my Bar and tell everyone all you need to wipe your ass with is just one square of toilet paper.
"You don't believe me? Try it for yourself".
Then he would think he was funny, figuring at least one person would try it, and then get sh*t all over his hand.
But something tells me Crow ain't joking.
Me, I would rather *suffer* the worst doomsday effects of *global*"warming" than get sh*t all over my hands.
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Moof
Trad climber
A cube at my soul sucking job in Oregon
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Apr 23, 2007 - 05:44pm PT
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Speaking of wall poo technique, I've become a big fan of doing a final wipe with the baby wipes. If I don't go to the extra effort, then after a couple days I get a lot of irritation with the traces of poo and sweat. A final wet wipe down really improves things.
Sorry to thread drift, but anyone else have wall cleanliness tips.
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Apr 23, 2007 - 06:28pm PT
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Suuuure Sheryl.
One Square my ass.
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Watusi
Social climber
Joshua Tree, CA
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Apr 23, 2007 - 07:02pm PT
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Geez!! I got shut down today at work by all this Global warming...It's almost may and we had freezing gale force winds here at my jobsite in Josh...
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Apr 23, 2007 - 07:14pm PT
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You've only got yourself to blame, Watusi.
You probably wipe with a handful of toilet paper when you should use no more than a single square.
And I'll bet you haven't bought your share of Al Gore's "Carbon Credits".
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 24, 2007 - 12:14pm PT
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Ya know, Moof, after changing hundreds of diapers I can see the wipes batting 'clean-up' pretty good.
I wonder if Sheryl Crow knows about this? It could help with what's now being called her 'Bimbo eruption.' Which I personally think is a tad harsh. So OK, Sheryl's not a diplomat or political heavyweight.
But I give her props for getting right to the point when she had a chance. She used her 15 minutes of fame, her sliver of access to people like Karl Rove, to urge the administration to reconsider its stance on global warming. Doesn't sound like anything was said to later be ashamed of. And anyway, wasn't this the White House Press Dinner or somesuch, which is a VERY raucous and stunningly candid event? I mean, it's not like she interrupted a state dinner - see Steven Colbert's lengthy roast of Bush, with Bush laughing along until things get hot. At least see Colbert's press conference at 16:40
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