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Staylor77
climber
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Oct 12, 2017 - 04:06pm PT
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Quinnie B! You are my favorite "get me up a mountain" "take me on a road trip" "convince me to go running" bad ass lady friend. Here's to future handstands and hula hoops. You got this!!
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Oct 12, 2017 - 04:18pm PT
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It's like when the substitute bellringer at Notre Dame faceplanted into the bell and then fell down the bell tower.
"Hey, that face rings a bell!"
"Yeah, he;s a dead ringer for Quasimodo!"
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silverplume
climber
Boulder
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Oct 12, 2017 - 04:24pm PT
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No offense intended with these jokes.
Q: How do you know when there's a vegan at dinner?
A: They'll tell you.
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Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter, vegans can't change anything.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's kind of an obscure number- you wouldn't understand.
Sending good thoughts to Quinn!
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limpingcrab
Trad climber
the middle of CA
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Oct 12, 2017 - 04:36pm PT
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Heal up and enjoy the friends and family that you have, even when they try to help to the point of annoying you :)
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Oct 12, 2017 - 04:38pm PT
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Best wishes for a quick recovery, Quinn!!!!
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AP
Trad climber
Calgary
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Oct 12, 2017 - 04:56pm PT
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Hope the recovery goes well.
Incredible fall, it is amazing you survived. Maybe everything IS in Allah's hands
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Wendy Paton
climber
Sedro Woolley
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Oct 12, 2017 - 07:15pm PT
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Hello
I work with Quinn and we would like to send flowers and words of encouragement. If possible, could you tell me which hospital she is at?
Here is my private information:
Wendy Paton
360 770 6264
wpaton@remotemedical.com
Thank you
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wayne w
Trad climber
the nw
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Oct 12, 2017 - 07:15pm PT
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Hope that you are through the worst of this business soon and that your recovery goes smoothly, Quinn. You have proven how tough you are many times, I have no doubt that you will do so again.
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Zev G.
Trad climber
Oakland
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Oct 12, 2017 - 10:12pm PT
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What is the difference between: an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Oct 13, 2017 - 01:29am PT
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What hospital/department/room? If not confidential. Read on Facebook that her humor is intact, hope it is the case! And wish for a speedy recovery. She seems like a stubborn and very strong, people like that do well at recovery!!
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Oct 13, 2017 - 01:53am PT
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hey there, say... yes, can we send cards??? or anything?
:)
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mcreel
climber
Barcelona
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Oct 13, 2017 - 01:57am PT
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Best wishes for a good recovery!
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velvet!
Trad climber
La Cochitaville
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 13, 2017 - 06:51am PT
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Morning everyone,
Quinn remains stable and is looking towards her new future with the dogged determination we would expect from her.
She continues in the ICU at Doctors Hospital of Modesto in California. She is scheduled for her surgery Monday afternoon but we are still investigating alternative options and facilities.
Her boyfriend and parents arrived safely yesterday.
Currently, If you would like to send a card, you can do so by addressing them to her by name and the hospital. They will send them to her room. She is likely to only be here till Tuesday or Wednesday though (if the plan doesn't change) before transferring to a new, as of yet undetermined center. Please be aware that as she is in the ICU, she cannot accept flowers, food or latex balloons.
Alternatively, since we aren't fully sure of her plan and location, a mailed card may arrive after transfer. But I have a challenge - those of you that personally know Quinn know she loves a good handstand. Drop what you're doing and take a hand/head stand photo and post up here or on her FB page.
Also, keep the jokes coming!
Much love, team.
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notdisabled
Big Wall climber
Martell, NE
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Oct 13, 2017 - 07:50am PT
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*be aware this joke only works if you HEAR it — It relies on homophones, so writing it down makes it 1-dimensional*
What’s the square root of 69?
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Eight.........SOMEthing.
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Ate.........SOMEthing.
If she’s got a spinal cord injury and is incomplete, go to Craig in Denver. If she’s complete, go wherever feels best.
GOOD LUCK!
Alex
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Clay Kennedy
Trad climber
Asheville, NC
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Oct 13, 2017 - 08:09am PT
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This joke is def not for the young one but was def a Quinn favorite at one point so here it goes
So there is an old couple driving down the road, grandpa behind the steering wheel maybe driving a bit reckless. Well the fly past an unmarked cop car who the pulls them over. the cop walks up to the car and asks tha grandpa for his license and reg. Grandma in the passenger seat is a bit hard of hearing and yells out what he say?!?! granpa replies with a bit of yell that "he wants my license and reg". Next the cop asks the old man if he knows why he got pulled over and again the grandma yells out "what he say!?!" Again the old man repeats what the cop has said. Looking at the grandpas license he notices that they are from the same town. the cop tells the old man that he used to date a women from their town and adds with a bit of a chuckle that was a terrible lay. Again the grandma yells " what he say?!" and the grandpa yells back at her, "he says he knows ya!"
Thanks for looking out for qb and hopefully keeping her laughing
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sibylle
Trad climber
On the road!
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Oct 13, 2017 - 08:57am PT
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Best wishes for your recovery, Quinn! You can do it! We're all rooting for you .
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Dougald
climber
CO
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Oct 13, 2017 - 10:22am PT
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A weak joke for a strong person: Q. What did the Buddhist say to the sandwich maker? A. Make me one with everything.
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