Hey Jello, are you a real climber?

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Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Nov 7, 2006 - 09:41pm PT
Ron, Sheesh was not a suicide bomber, just the victim of another Lowe prototype. Results were roughly equivalent, though. That's how he qualified for all the virgins, as a martyr to alpinism.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 7, 2006 - 10:25pm PT
But Jeff, it was a prototype BOMB!
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Nov 7, 2006 - 10:37pm PT
Oh just go ahead and Blowe up the whole thread whydoncha Ronbo.
Mimi

climber
Nov 7, 2006 - 10:49pm PT
Jaybro, are you insinuatin that I'm an old hippie or that I eat Farina?

Dr. Jello, why didn't you guys ever put out a sleeping bag line? The Sweet Lowe Down. Has a nice ring to it don't ya think?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 7, 2006 - 10:50pm PT
Well officer, would you believe I have a lot of plants to fertalize???
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Nov 7, 2006 - 10:52pm PT
Going back to the OP, Aya said: "So I was at work the other night (I work about two nights a week, 4 hours a night at a wannabe outdoors store)"

This bears #46 further investigation, does it knott? Is it an outdoors store for wannabes? Or a store that is indoors, but wannabes outdoors? Or a store that's indoors, and wannabes indoors, but wannalooks like it's outdoors?

Ah, yes, outdoor stores and their clientele.
Aya

Uncategorizable climber
New York
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 7, 2006 - 11:05pm PT
hrm, I think mostly it's that when I'm in the store, I wannabe outdoors!
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Nov 8, 2006 - 01:18am PT
You guys are shakin' the Jello!!!
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Nov 8, 2006 - 08:32am PT
But waht about those mysterious sister Lowes?

I heard one was so nice, Nelley she was called,she gave all her climbing gear away to poor climbers.

They called her Sweet N Lowe.


Then she married this old game show host and she was known as Sweet N Lowe-Downs

But sister Ima Lowe thought about marrying chuck Berry, divorcing him and marrying Gorge Bush, which would have made HER , Ima Lowe-Berry-Bush.
TradIsGood

Fun-loving climber
the Gunks end of the country
Nov 8, 2006 - 08:41am PT
What about that Lowe rider from the song that's "comin for to carry me home"?
Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Nov 8, 2006 - 09:48am PT
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 8, 2006 - 10:09am PT
You know, it does my heart good to see that my fellow tacoans are, like myself, such jovial fellows as to make sport of one of our number who's handicapped parking sticker was acquired WITHOUT slipping a twenty to a crooked clerk.
Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Nov 8, 2006 - 10:33am PT
so what's the deal with this ^ tshirt? anyone?
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Nov 8, 2006 - 10:34am PT
What are you talking about ROn-bo?

IT's all in good fun, isn't it? And the growing clan of intereting, amusing, daring and talented Lowes was started off by Jello himself.

last I looked the Jello was shaking, and that can only be a reference to laughter, as in "...shook when he laughed like a bolw full of jelly!", from that old Christmas poem/song.



BTW you are not the only one who knows about handicapped stickers nad the reasons behind em.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 8, 2006 - 10:43am PT
Want to have a "wheelies only" wheelchair race? You name the distance.
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Nov 8, 2006 - 11:11am PT
WARNING! Do not take Ronbo seriously, whatever you do!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 8, 2006 - 11:33am PT
OK!

Three way "wheelies only" wheelchair race;


with broomsticks!
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Nov 8, 2006 - 11:35am PT
Careful Jello, don't mention ever eating LIZARD to Ron-bo!

He goes into a frothing at the mouth frenzy about anything hurting his lizards.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Nov 8, 2006 - 11:40am PT
Well Jello,
You've made new friends, the roast is on;
At least an intelligent cute climber girl kicked it off for yah eh?

Here's to you Browe,
Let's toast the roast with a Lowenbrau!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 8, 2006 - 11:40am PT
Cheap play Dirt.

Junior could eat you for breakfast. Literally.
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