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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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Ron, Sheesh was not a suicide bomber, just the victim of another Lowe prototype. Results were roughly equivalent, though. That's how he qualified for all the virgins, as a martyr to alpinism.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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But Jeff, it was a prototype BOMB!
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Oh just go ahead and Blowe up the whole thread whydoncha Ronbo.
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Mimi
climber
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Jaybro, are you insinuatin that I'm an old hippie or that I eat Farina?
Dr. Jello, why didn't you guys ever put out a sleeping bag line? The Sweet Lowe Down. Has a nice ring to it don't ya think?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Well officer, would you believe I have a lot of plants to fertalize???
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Going back to the OP, Aya said: "So I was at work the other night (I work about two nights a week, 4 hours a night at a wannabe outdoors store)"
This bears #46 further investigation, does it knott? Is it an outdoors store for wannabes? Or a store that is indoors, but wannabes outdoors? Or a store that's indoors, and wannabes indoors, but wannalooks like it's outdoors?
Ah, yes, outdoor stores and their clientele.
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Aya
Uncategorizable climber
New York
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 7, 2006 - 11:05pm PT
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hrm, I think mostly it's that when I'm in the store, I wannabe outdoors!
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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You guys are shakin' the Jello!!!
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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But waht about those mysterious sister Lowes?
I heard one was so nice, Nelley she was called,she gave all her climbing gear away to poor climbers.
They called her Sweet N Lowe.
Then she married this old game show host and she was known as Sweet N Lowe-Downs
But sister Ima Lowe thought about marrying chuck Berry, divorcing him and marrying Gorge Bush, which would have made HER , Ima Lowe-Berry-Bush.
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TradIsGood
Fun-loving climber
the Gunks end of the country
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What about that Lowe rider from the song that's "comin for to carry me home"?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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You know, it does my heart good to see that my fellow tacoans are, like myself, such jovial fellows as to make sport of one of our number who's handicapped parking sticker was acquired WITHOUT slipping a twenty to a crooked clerk.
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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so what's the deal with this ^ tshirt? anyone?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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What are you talking about ROn-bo?
IT's all in good fun, isn't it? And the growing clan of intereting, amusing, daring and talented Lowes was started off by Jello himself.
last I looked the Jello was shaking, and that can only be a reference to laughter, as in "...shook when he laughed like a bolw full of jelly!", from that old Christmas poem/song.
BTW you are not the only one who knows about handicapped stickers nad the reasons behind em.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Want to have a "wheelies only" wheelchair race? You name the distance.
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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WARNING! Do not take Ronbo seriously, whatever you do!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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OK!
Three way "wheelies only" wheelchair race;
with broomsticks!
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Careful Jello, don't mention ever eating LIZARD to Ron-bo!
He goes into a frothing at the mouth frenzy about anything hurting his lizards.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Well Jello,
You've made new friends, the roast is on;
At least an intelligent cute climber girl kicked it off for yah eh?
Here's to you Browe,
Let's toast the roast with a Lowenbrau!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Cheap play Dirt.
Junior could eat you for breakfast. Literally.
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