The Fist
Trad climber
reno,nv
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 2, 2013 - 05:54am PT
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mt 90210 this love letter is for you.
My, that's an awful high horse you ride. Your self-righteous grandstanding isn't worth a fart in the wind so I'll keep it brief.
1. I never called women 'sluts' perfessor, but I get when you're trying to commit character assassination you need to take things out of context.
2. Child rape, huh? Pretty ugly accusation. Allow me to enlighten you. Heather pursued me until she got me, not the other way around. I wasn't her first rodeo, or her second or even tenth. She brought quite a lot of experience to our sexual union, and when it came to the technical attributes regarding the commingling of our bodies, she took to bondage, roll playing, sensory deprivation, and other variants of the missionary position (that hopefully even you yourself are familiar with,) like a turd to a toilet.
3. Her mother and step-father loved me like a family member, at least until Heather dumped me and I suffered a mild nervous breakdown. This might be a difficult concept for a lumberjack like yourself, but they approved of our being together because they knew I'd never lay a hand on her, and I wasn't going to knock her up and then dump her.
4. Finally, the grand finale. She gave me HPV. Do you know many children that have and spread an STD? What's that you say, just the ones in your neighborhood? Maybe you should stop showing them your 'Ducky' at the park, Mr. mt90210.
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