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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Mar 20, 2013 - 08:46pm PT
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There is a good reason why "rescue" dogs need to be "rescued." Often they are too stupid to live.
Put them down and buy well bred pets I say.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Mar 20, 2013 - 08:47pm PT
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^^^^ u suck at skiing
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Fletcher
Trad climber
The great state of advaita
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Mar 20, 2013 - 09:03pm PT
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Back in the days when I worked at NeXT Computer (early 1990s), the Mail app that ran on our machines could display your image with each message you sent (this was pretty advanced in those days, pre-web and pre-commercial Internet!). We also had an app simply called Dictionary that was an online version of Webster's. If you looked up the work "gullible" in Dictionary, it displayed the definition and it also grabbed and displayed your e-mail image as an example!
Everyone got busted on that, but then you soon were on to some new unsuspecting victim.
Eric
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Mar 20, 2013 - 09:12pm PT
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There is a good reason why "rescue" dogs need to be "rescued." Often they are too stupid to live.
Hey, F you, pal!
Where do you get off calling rescue dogs stupid? You're stupid!
My dog knows ASL, and I just signed him what you wrote. He flipped you the bird.
And, I ski better than anyone on this forum. That's a guarantee.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 20, 2013 - 09:22pm PT
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I just gave my chihuahua permission to eat all your lunches and sleep on your puffies while you're dogging.
She said "palabra".
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Mar 20, 2013 - 09:22pm PT
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You kick my dog and you're going to have hospital bills, sucka'.
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Mar 20, 2013 - 09:48pm PT
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You kick my dog and he'll be pissin' on your grave....
Susan
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Anastasia
climber
Home
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Mar 20, 2013 - 09:54pm PT
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I know some dogs that are human. Kick one of them and you will find out why we call them dogs.
Kick my pup and I simply won't hold her back. Dang girl can take care of herself.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:03pm PT
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
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HAS A BLACK MAN EVER SOLOED EL CAP?
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
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Brandon's dog says his weenie hurts when he pees...any ideas?
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:26pm PT
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Kick my dog & I'll kick your (s)troller! People who need to or think about kicking average dogs are brimming with fear, the dog merely exposes this.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:40pm PT
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People people.... Quit bringing yo damn whiny ass kids to the crag too!!! ;)
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane ~:~
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
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You know, I hate to say it, BUT, the VAST majority of you guys wouldn't know if you'er being f'n trolled (or not) even if your ass depended...never mind!
Was I trolling, back around 4-5 months ago when I challenged anyone to match my bet (starting at $100 & going as high as $1,000) that I could go up to Woodson and send SB (Silk Banana) on my 1st try after 20+ years, right off the couch and TOTALLY 'over the hill'?
I was talking about sending it as pure under-cling (no kneebars). All i heard was. "Shut up old man, blah, blah...!' Or, "SB is easy, V5 (.12b/c) at most, anybody can do it"...bullsh#t. The dood went and tried (evidently a supurb climber, btw) spent an afternoon on it and couldn't do it although he, evidently, can send various .13's on the hill.
And nobody could/can do it (unless they are 6'5"+ and can kneebar across it). I have heard of no one else doing it sans kneebar (once again, you have to be 6'5''+ to kneebar it, except for the very first kneebar, but it is only about 5.8 up until after there). Fact is, nobody can do it (and i'm accused of spraying just because i informed people "enlightened them" that it can be done because I did it many times, bitd).
What a bunch of F'n Pussy's!
edit: what i'm saying is, you were to big a pussy to even put your money where your fat mouth's were. i mean, some WAY over the hill "old man" put up a bet that he could send it first try ($100 - $1,000) i was hoping 10-20 peeps would say "HELL YA, I'LL BET YA", and pony up, saying that i could'nt send it, first try.
No Go!
All I got from you was, "There's a trick to it." blah, blah, blah...!
NO TRICK / PURE UNDERCLING (NO KneeBars)!!!!
does this look like a trick (or there could be a trick way to do it somehow)??? check out this vid ...
[youtube=http://vimeo.com:9570998]
I'm talking, pure undercling like Josh ^^ is attempting, BUT, without the kneebars (he couldn't utilize the kneebars anyway, because like most peeps including myself, he is not tall/long legged enough), and it is therefore simply brutal!~!
One, "Living American Legend" whom posted upthread, btw, said it was IMPOSSIBLE, without knee bars "That would be like doing Mother Superior without a crack." lol!
Yet, NOBODY, would pony up (put their money where their mouth is/in the form of $100-$1,000).
As Frank Sacherer would say, "Just f*#king shutup and..."!
It was a simple challenge/bet. I got so much FUC.CKING STATIC, saying i was ruining/wrecking the thread (nice lil' Woodson thread, let's all kiss ass about how, blah, blah, blah, we were/are...). all i got was "Go away, your an as#@&%e" simply because i bet i could still do it.
Well FUICK'N EXCUSE ME! All ya had to say was, "YES!" or "NO"!! Or maybe, "Cool, go for it old man, glad to see ya still have the flame burning." Or maybe just have kept your mouths shut (instead of calling me every dirty name in the f'n book).
And, BTW, I agree with Werner, Yer all, "FUIK'N STOOOPID!!!
Ya could'a picked up an easy $100 to $1,000 bucks (hey, i wanted to make it worth yer while for you peeps, and figured you could use a little extra cash during these tuff/hard times)!!
But it was like pulling teeth. SHEEEEESH!
NOBODY was willing to bet some delapated, has been (prollie never was) OLD FART (63 y.o) that he couldn't still do at least ONE (1) lap (across and back) SB purely under-clinging it (no kneebars) on his first f*#king try after 20+ years of being anywhere within 25 miles of the thing. I believed that I could have still done at least one lap since, like I claimed, I could once do multiple laps the last time I was there ('92-'92). I felt that it was kinda like riding a bike.
I will amend my accusations of you guys being "pussy's" & "stoopid" to simply being: F00KING STOOPID PUSSY'S!! Excuse me ladies, this is simply man to man, and the "P" word kinda resonates.
here is a pic of from that same ^ vid one of the highly respected "Pullharder" crew attempting SB...
and, Hobarth & friend giving it a go...
SERIOUSLY, you guys had/have me baffled. I men I was willing to put my money (lot's of money, btw) where my toothless old mouth was. I culda came up with 5-10K. I was POSITIVE, that you guys were F'n MEN!!!
A real man (imo) will either 'put up or shut up' (essentilly what Frank Sacherer was stating). All I got was all of this static, eg. "Take your BS elsewhere SPLITSH#TTER." and, "Ya big fat homo spraylord." according to the "Living American Legend" himself.
HUH? Mr. "Living American Legend." posts/sprays constantly about all the sh#t he's done. He posted a pic of him kneebaring SB a couple of times, for crying out loud. Oh sure, it's all so subtle and so 'over the top' that it must be 'tongue in cheek' & self deprecating and whatever.
I simply said I thought I could probably still do it (SB) and I once did laps on it, was willing to bet top $$$ I could still do at least one (1) lap on it (just wanted to create a lil' interest in what i consider the hardest problem at Woodson, bitd, and possibly generate some interest in Woodson in general) and suddenly... I'm a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD!!!
OH, I GET IT. THIS IS SUPERTOPO, AND I'M A FU.CK'N NOBODY!
I mean, (just for example/and with all due respect) some famous guys claim they are gonna do something in a day and they get 100's of posts wishing them well, etc!
And, just like i was saying, i (mr. 'old fart nobody never was been') comes along and claim that i could once do laps and was willing to bet X amount of $$$ that i could still do at least one lap, 1st try, my sorry ass self, right off of my delapidated couch, (that all of these .13++ boulder's can't get F'n half way across, btw) and i got a f*#king freight train full of sh#t and accused of being a "BIG FAT HOMO SPRAYLORD."
Well FUC.K YOU, your all a bunch of F00K'N ST00PID PUSSIES (IMO)!!
End of rant.
EDIT: So, tell me, was this ^^^ a "troll"?
Are you willing to put yer money where yer mouth is to find out?
I say, it ain't a troll, I am still willing to put my money where my mouth is. But, i want to see at least $500 - $1,000 (combined). You guys can still save face. Get together and pony up some $$$ saying/betting that the "BIG FAT OLD HOMO SPRAYLORD" can't do at least one lap on SB. (i may wish i had'nt, but at least i'm willing to put my money where my mouth is to find out)!!
;)
edit: hey, you guys are the cream of the crop & fellow dirtbags (meant as a copliment) imo, and i was just hoping for a lil' encouragment, and (initially) recieved zero (not even 1 initial response/i mean, all the 'heroes' from yesteryear, get the royal kissazz treatment & i don't even get one "kudos for you, ol' man, go for it") so i stepped it up a little (lil' good ol' trash talk/as Largo commented)+ and got a car load of sh#t, and accused of "trolling", bla, blah, blah. :(
wudevah....
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
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I've had enough of this sh#t hole. Supertaco has turned into a whine and beg fest. I'm outta here...
GFYS's....
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:48pm PT
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I'm fairly straight up or making a joke. I dunno how to troll.
Sounds way Homo to me.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
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Maybe "Satrolling" for satirical trolling?
I'll de-claw your cat and de-bark your dog...and cut the tail off your lizard if you bring them to the crag!!!111
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kunlun_shan
Mountain climber
SF, CA
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Mar 20, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
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And, I ski better than anyone on this forum. That's a guarantee.
Good for some GNAR points!
If I bite the hook.... some pretty heavy hitters have posted up on the Taco at times. Steve Shea and Captain Chaos are the 1st that come to mind. And I bet what they were on was narrower than 60mm underfoot.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Mar 20, 2013 - 11:07pm PT
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Brandon's dog says his weenie hurts when he pees...any ideas?
Well, he doesn't talk, he signs, ASL, keep up dude.
Anyway, yeah, it burns sometimes. Hey, at least I'm getting laid, right?
I'm thinking less kripalu, those women are persistent.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Mar 20, 2013 - 11:08pm PT
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oh that explains everything about last night....
edit: wait...I'm knot hear.
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