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zBrown
Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
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May 30, 2012 - 12:23pm PT
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I don't think I need any actual legal advice today thank you, but for any of you out there who have ever been one toke over the line, how do you get back?
I dreamed that someone has invented a Da Total Pillow.
Whaal, I guess I did not have too much to dream last night. Not mentioned specifically, but you can kneel on it. Do you suffer? From?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsf-883l14o
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zBrown
Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
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May 30, 2012 - 12:30pm PT
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Gwine be a busy day in computerland, forget expensive gym memberships, it's like climbing on air (note to self, check copyright status of that phrase).
Money back guarantee. If you can't find those ten lost pounds, we'll help you get back over the line and find them.
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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May 30, 2012 - 12:35pm PT
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hey there say, kalimon... thanks for the get well note...
it's a bit frustrating, as, i keep thinking it is nearly well and it's not, :(
too many chores to do around the house with the critters, cleaning, and such, and typeing does not help these tendons, etc, at all...
but--here's aiming for good days, soon!
:)
well, soon as possible, :))
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 30, 2012 - 01:02pm PT
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zBrown, you're right about one thing today, the link it broken.
Locker, yet another deletion.
I was saying about Turlock, once Muir was there he never returned, so it seems. They grew too much kumbaya in the Big Bottom of the Merced River.
If you kumbaya to Merced, do it in broad daylight and stay away from the Kibby Road area.
And Bob Dylan was awarded the Medal of Freedom by the president yesterday. The Billboard.com site has the tape of him singing for the fokes at the ceremony and he's got his sunglasses on to maintain his non-identity.
Dylan's relevant how?
http://www.quotesstar.com/quotes/w/while-others-say-dont-hate-31512.html
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 30, 2012 - 01:21pm PT
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Ron, ain't it clear?
He's under a long-time curse, has been since '65.
There's a lot of pain, too. The curse hurts. What could be worse?
Puberty or senility?
Age 12 or age 65?
Rock n roll or what the hell are they listening to now?
There's a thread for that.
There's a Dylanism for practically all yalls ills. Certainly worth a medal. Even the Medal of Freedom flashing.
Honestly, Ron, sometimes you're Just Like a Woman!
(no emoticon)
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zBrown
Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
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May 30, 2012 - 01:23pm PT
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Isn't 13 an unlucky number? (Well, I mean if you're not tokin' over the line). Huff Post thought some deserved an underscore, others didn't.
I want my MTV.
_Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, the first woman to hold the job.
_John Paul Stevens, former Supreme Court justice.
_Juliette Gordon Low, founder of the Girl Scouts, who died in 1927.
_Shimon Peres, president of Israel, who is to receive his medal at a White House dinner next month.
_John Doar, who handled civil rights cases as assistant attorney general in the 1960s.
_William Foege, former director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, who helped lead the effort to eradicate smallpox.
_Gordon Hirabayashi, who fought the internment of Japanese-Americans during World War II. He died in January.
_Jan Karski, a resistance fighter against the Nazi occupation of Poland during World War II. He died in 2000.
Dolores Huerta co-founded the National Farmworkers Association, which later became the United Farm Workers of America.
Glenn was the first American to orbit the earth.*
Dylan, Woodie Guthrie Jukebox, author
Toni Morrison, Novelist
Pat Summitt, who led the University of Tennessee women's basketball team to more NCAA Final Four appearances than any other team
* wasn't that Wiley Hardeman Post? Little known fact, to me anyway, Post and Will Rogers died in Alaska airplane crash 8-15-1935.
Will was always just sayin'
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 30, 2012 - 01:25pm PT
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Dylan may have gotten to Barak, but me, nah.
zBrown is busy working on Maggie's Farm to get toughened up for the brutal race.
And tokin' is allowed anywhere on the course, before or after any lines are crossed.
Stephanie, your post was Number 13. Hee haw.
edit: About the list of "winners," Charlie Sheen didn't get a medal. Maybe next decade.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 30, 2012 - 01:42pm PT
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This is the first I've heard of any link to Dr. Pepper. If it is a truth, he is certainly not the first.
What hurts worse, his being awarded the Medal of Freedom, which is what his schtick is about (Freewheeling Bob Dylan), or Locker's tatas?
His auntie is visiting, judging by the way they look in that photo. Did anyone do a mouse-over on those?
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zBrown
Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
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May 30, 2012 - 01:46pm PT
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Niel YOUNG is the last hero!
Well I guess if you're not countin' Stack-O-Lee.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
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May 30, 2012 - 01:59pm PT
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^From the tone, prolly wasn't you she had in mind?
this isn't dylan's line,
"i guess i'm not the man she was looin' for, just the one she found"
-dave edmunds
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 30, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
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"You're not the one I'm hooking for, babe."
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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May 30, 2012 - 02:19pm PT
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Just collect the specimens of scripture that engages your attention.
Keep these ones close.
And stay true.
No terror.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
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May 30, 2012 - 02:37pm PT
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I musta been one over the line:
at times like that there would be two songs running through my head,,,"Cha-cha-cha-changes" and "should i stay or should i go"...
Thought it was "should i stay or should i go through cha-cha--changes?"
@DMT "I will say this - she was HOT. I mean smokin hot and kinky as barbed wire." Name wasn't Michele by any chance, right mouse? or is it left mouse? click to enhance.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 30, 2012 - 02:43pm PT
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NO APOLOGIES, NECESSARY.
I would have run, too. It's how mice survive.
In the eyes of some, it is the coward's way. "Not I," says Mouse.
There is always a next time girl.
The Caveman approach works. It's why women like the club scene.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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LilaBiene
Trad climber
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May 30, 2012 - 10:03pm PT
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Hey MFM! Care to explain that "just like a WOMAN" bit? LMAO
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 30, 2012 - 10:40pm PT
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Oh, the 'slur' I stacked on Ron? Well, it was a reference to the Dylan song Just Like a Woman, prompted by the lines from Rainy Day Woman 12 and 65.
Ron is laboring under the delusion that Dylan is not the right kind of person to whom the Medal should be awarded. He is obviously cursed or he would see the reality of how freedom might have suffered in this country had Dylans' songs not helped change attitudes about the "old ways" of thinking.
So, given the curse, it rhymes with worse, purse, etc.
But I'm not offering any alibis.
I could try to baffle you with male-centered BS, but you are way too smart. You caught me out in unthinking political incorrectness. I am sorry if it offended you.
I hate being so brutal, but go climb on the Apron. It may open your eyes about women and climbing and real bigots like fSacherer.
:)=12+65=77 is his famous self-derived formula for explaining why he never climbed in the rain or with women.
How about that Schwarzzenegger, eh? Or is he too big for you.
I do agree, though, Ron, that there are political points involved in this, but I won't call it a charade. You see the photo, read the reports?
Dylan didn't have to accept the award, but Brando did it on an even larger stage. And Dylan, frankly, to me, didn't seem too awfully impressed by the hoohah...
And Li,
While I have the nerve to ask: LMAO??? In all humility, I can't figure this one out. It's like a complete unknown.
I'm like the mystery Tramp who was so confused in the eponymous thread of early May.
I could recant but I can't, regarding St. Francis, but he did call it Girl Climbing on the Apron, which was maybe just a clever-ism. I sure don't know and never met him. It's just funny to thin that such a brilliant climber could be a poop shoot. Ne'er happen here in the Taco. We are all safe from Gobies of the Ego.
Most of us be hard. Men and women, RURPs.* Peace.
*Realized Ultimate Reality Persons
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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May 31, 2012 - 12:04am PT
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hmmm...not sure it wasn't just a tad more nasty a few years back...
once again we see the universal answer to the question 'can't we all just get along ?'...is NO ;-)
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zBrown
Ice climber
mercenario de merced
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May 31, 2012 - 12:12am PT
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Just a spoonful of brutalingus makes the medicine go down (I heard).
You take your ring of fire, you take your blue balls, either your gonna get a bluering or fireballs, right? Well I guess for logical completeness you could get the bluering of fireballs and/or a fireball of bluerings.
It's all over now Baby Blue. Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.
Did Mr. Zimmahman deserve the award. Of course not, he doesn't even have an elevator in his garage and last time I checked, he's never home. Bob, could you just please bring it all back home? I miss throwing the frisbee.
Stupid (Asian)-American pussy at Bob's pad. Keep your feet off the table please.
“Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world, and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that,” said Mr. Earle (not speedo). I didn't see Mr. Van Zandt on that list.
El Mercenario de Merced vs El Chingadero de Chula Vista
six-O-one vs half-dozen-O-el-otro
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
merced, california
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May 31, 2012 - 02:24am PT
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Ron--
He might've had nothing to say except this, "Give me champagne when I'm thirsty, give me reefer when I want to get high."
I enjoyed Jerome Green's famous line embedded in the Story of Bo Diddley.
"Uh, where's the bar, man...Show me the way to the bar."
Here's the lyrics from the Animals' recording of that story.
Elias Otha Bates beats on McKinley Morganfield: "playin' that crazy hand jive." Some white boy stole that from Bo, he says, but I always thought Johnnie Otis was a black man! Gettin' ma edumacation on the Taco.
Hey, Bo Diddley, why do police guys beat on peace guys?
Arlo has the question of the year. Bump for the Guthries.
At Christmastime, when all is peace and love, I enjoy A Christmas Carol recorded by Jonathan Winter, some wassail, and this lively song.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Go to www.sing365 for the complete set of lyrics. Totally weird Santa.
Freedom from sufferance of fools, all I want for Xmas, Jesus.
At Woodystalk, Ron, was Jimi making a political statement when he played the Star Spangled Banner, thereby adding to the denigration of Rock and Roll?
"Free your left hand from the dominion of the Fret Board. Get it right."
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LilaBiene
Trad climber
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May 31, 2012 - 07:56am PT
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Hey MFM! I was just giving you a good poke all in good fun & really was laughing my...er...tail off. I enjoy the interwoven bits of sly humor in your posts. :D
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