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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Show us your tits!
I dare you!
Juanito
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 10:24pm PT
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OMG! Juan! You are a magician!!!
I just looked at my tits and the twitching stopped!!
Momentarily anyway....
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Ed Bannister
Mountain climber
Victorville, CA
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Laughing Out Loud
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ThomasKeefer
Trad climber
Monterey, CA
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Juan-
You put up your request one day too late.. Fat tuesday, and NASCAR or San Diego Harbor, are the only places/ time you can get away with that with any degree of success.
All other times seem to require copious alchohol laced with plenty of peer pressure..
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 11:02pm PT
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And Thomas, don't forget the *charm*!
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Drink some banana juice, or just aeat a banana. Shoul ddo the trick, or just aggrivate it to the point it becomes an all-over body twitch.
Jingy
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 2, 2006 - 06:35pm PT
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A day later, six bananas later, no coffee of any sort later, I'm twitching like crazy. I'll keep at it...
I did want to update TIG regarding any possible breast enlargement. Not seeing any enlargement, but I will say, the firmness is quite nice.
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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That should rule out a *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby* *baby*.
How firm are they? (Said in Ed McMahon manner.)
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ThomasKeefer
Trad climber
Monterey, CA
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"And Thomas, don't forget the *charm*!"
Is that what I have been missing all these years? Damn it! Why didn't I hear about this ten years ago?
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Crimpie - I described your problem to an urgent care physician.
He had a patient with very similar symptoms. The patient called in and said that she was experiencing a twitch right under her shoulder blade. But it only occurred during the day. Never when she was sleeping. He suggested just taking tylenol for a day to see if that helped.
It didn't. He had her quit drinking coffee. But still she continued to have a *twitch* *twitch*. But only when she was awake. Never when she was sleeping.
Told her to try getting an extra hour sleep each night. The problem went away.
But 3 days later she called back. The twitching had started up again. Still only during the day. Slept peacefully.
Changed her diet to increase electrolytes. The next day she was symptom free. Two days later the twitch was back. He told her to come in for a visit the next day.
She came in wearing a tight shirt. He described her as rather well endowed and "firm". But she was symptom free. He was just scratching his head. He consulted with other colleagues.
An allergist found no problems.
A week later the woman called in to say that she had noticed that the problem only occurred when she wore her favorite red shirt. This made no sense, but he fit her in for an appointment that same day.
When she arrived he could even see the twitching. So he had here remove her shirt.
Believe it or not, the woman had a parakeet that had decided this shirt was the perfect shirt to sleep in.
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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LEB - Who recommended tylenol?
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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have you tried acupuncture?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 08:54am PT
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I've checked all my red shirts, and there are no parakeets. I checked my bird room, and all parakeets are accounted for (Cupid, Dot and Dash). Just to be safe, I made sure all the parrots were in there as well. It is confirmed, I have no birds in my shirt. In fact, I have no shirt on.
I'm still lounging in bed this morning (not unusual) and - I hate to jinx myself - the twitch may be gone. Wait, one tiny twitch there. Still, this is vastly better. No longer feels like - uh, oh, no, no, there it is. Damn.
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Bad advise to a regular wine drinker but then said physician did not take a history on her, either.
LEB, when one tells a joke, one will often take some liberties with reality. In this particular case, I omitted the complete patient history (which was long and illustrious - do not laugh Rajmit! TG does *not* stand for Top Gun), as not contributing to the humor of the anecdote.
So LEB, please pardon "said physician". Though he was entirely fabricated, you can be sure that he was the epitome of urgent care physicians. I would not wish you to think ill of him.
His patient is entirely fictional and any resemblance to humans living or dead is entirely coincidental.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 12:42pm PT
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"....sensory nerves..."
What, so you're saying I'm insensitive?
:)
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Deb Wolfe
climber
Durtongne
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Try Salon Pas. These patches that you stick to yourself. You'll walk around smelling like Ben Gay. But is that worse than twitching?
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Good, no wait...GREAT sex will make it go away.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 3, 2006 - 05:44pm PT
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Oh, I can see the actual twitching..... maybe it is an alien.
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pc
climber
Eastside
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Pictures please. Hard to diagnose without them.
;)
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scuffy b
climber
S Cruz
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I had big twitching going in my shoulder last night,
but it has definite motor and sensory nerve issues.
Never lasts 8 days.
sm
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