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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 21, 2006 - 02:52am PT
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Mom, I'm glad you asked that question, because I have the answer.
I have had the answer for a very long time.
As you may or may not know, men find the workings of the female brain to be beyond comprehension. After working hard for many years, a whole bunch of male scientists discovered that women are also very good at confusing and manipulating men. Afer all, the first word in manipulate is man.
Anyway, back to the point.
Women only APPEAR TO NOT WANT MULTIPLE MEN. In reality, every woman secretly desires many men to do her bidding. NOT for sex mind you-- for that they have other women, and as anyone who watches those movies on late night cable knows, if two women are together, they will have sex as soon as the crappy music starts.
Women want multiple husbands in the way the queen bee (female) wants drones (males who never get any sex): DOING CHORES. It is a fact that is a woman has a yard, shw will (using an unsuspecting man for free labor) landscape it, fill it up with flowers, plant azalias, build small fountains and other such things, whereas if a man has a yard, he will put a grill and a hammock in it, mow the grass when it gets too tall to find the grill and hammock and and spend his spare time lying in the hammock drinking beer.
I therefore predict that it is only a matter of time after the first woman is elected president that women will legally be taking at least 4 husbands.
For those women among you who claim you have never thought this way, I say, you have been brainwashed by the clever women who are in charge of everything and in fact already have whole secret armies of husbands doing their bidding. These powerful and covert women know that if every woman got in touch with her true desire to own a number of men then there would be a huge shortage.
And we also know from those late night movies that women don't like anything short.
If you have any more questions feel free to ask!
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Feb 21, 2006 - 06:32am PT
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Crimpie, Juan meant that it gets boring for the guy.
And he said with the same women.
Not sure if he meant women or woman, though.
Is there more than one Mrs. Juan?
Please advise.
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Feb 21, 2006 - 07:33am PT
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To see the real human sexual imperative on display you have to get down to the level of the biochemical interactions of egg and sperm in the immediate vaginal confines - trench warfare as it were. Careful study of sperm competition in those perilous confines tells the real story of human sexuality. It's a story of women hard-wired to find both the best stable mate and to continuously improve on that status quo with as many superior transient males as possible. How various societies have evolved and organized relationships between men and women probably reflects an implicit need on the part of men to [ineffectually] manage that biological imperative (think the MidEast and India in particular).
It's a difficult problem given men are wired on one hand to prevent other men from getting to their mate while on the other getting to as many other men's mates as possible. When you think about it, it's pretty damn hard to keep some other guy from trying to tap yours when you're consumed trying to tap his.
Google - sperm Baker Bellis Manchester - if you're interested in the science.
"Among primates, testicular size is directly related to the amount of sperm competition from other males. The human male "hangs halfway between a gorilla [smallest] and a pygmy chimp [largest], suggesting that we have evolved for conditions of mild female promiscuity or multiple mating." Sex with a regular male partner, it seems, is not a sound genetic investment for the female of the species: infidelity ensures a wider gene pool and better sperm quality. And this is widely reflected across the animal kingdom."
One take away is that having big balls is an advantage on and off the rock regardless of whether you are the man at home or the one sneaking out the back door. The other take away is that the biggest guy isn't necessarily the one with the biggest balls...
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2006 - 12:34pm PT
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It gets better and better, LOL!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 21, 2006 - 12:40pm PT
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Hush up Juan and get back into the kitchen!
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spyork
Trad climber
Fremont, CA
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Feb 21, 2006 - 01:10pm PT
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I can't believe that any man who is actually married or has ever been married would ask the question of the OP. So it must be a troll
I think the reality is:
1 woman 10 problems
2 women 100 problems
The question should be:
"Why is it stupid to take more than one wife?"
I had to go shopping this weekend and spend the afternoon buying a fooking suit so I can go to a boring party with people I dont care for. Then I had work in my yard for hours. And my wife complained about me buying a post hole digger.
Why? See 10 problems above...
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Feb 21, 2006 - 01:13pm PT
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spyork - just say no!
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 21, 2006 - 01:39pm PT
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Multiple Mother-inlaws?
What little hair I have left
just turned white at the thought.
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 21, 2006 - 02:38pm PT
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Dirt,
You a f*#king genius! You should write a book.
I am going to print that out and hang it on the wall.
Woman should remember if not for men they would have no forms of transportaion. They could never figure out how a car works for example.
Juanito
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Feb 21, 2006 - 02:40pm PT
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But why do us men have nipples?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 21, 2006 - 03:28pm PT
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Juan, um, thanks, I think.
Basic scientific research does pay off, sometimes.
Of course I have always believed that I am a F-u-c-k-ing genius, but lately it has been hard to find women who will allow me to demonstrate my skills.
I think they are all busy listening to crappy music with their female pals.
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Medric Magann
Ice climber
Billings, Montana
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Feb 21, 2006 - 04:11pm PT
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It is against man's law to have more than one wife.
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G_Gnome
Gym climber
The Big City
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Feb 21, 2006 - 06:27pm PT
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Huh????!!!???
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Feb 21, 2006 - 06:32pm PT
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But why do men have nipples?
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Feb 21, 2006 - 06:37pm PT
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Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
As a legit ten out of ten, Janet speaks the truth!
You wanna know from a MILF. Holy.
Damn.
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Feb 21, 2006 - 06:39pm PT
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Been dropping any Aliens of recent, Pete?
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Feb 22, 2006 - 12:59am PT
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Let he who has never dropped anything cast the first stone.
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noshoesnoshirt
climber
deskville
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Feb 22, 2006 - 01:15am PT
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So two lesbians and a german shepherd walk into a bar....
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426
Sport climber
45 Degree Wall, TN
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Feb 22, 2006 - 11:25am PT
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But why do men have nipples?
Close to the same reason you used to have a reptilian tail...
You (corporate you), around a month or two old...
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Feb 22, 2006 - 03:45pm PT
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Damn Crimper...(I just read your post) He certainly sounds like a catch! Does this mean it is over between us?
I still don't know why we have nipples...but thanks 426.
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