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Anastasia
Trad climber
taking a left turn, ETA unknown
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Feb 14, 2008 - 11:28pm PT
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I only know Greek ones...
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When you become a human, I will become a donkey.
He who is not satisfied with a little is not satisfied with allot.
The fish stinks from the head. (ie corruption starts at the top)
His name belongs on my old shoes.
If you do not have brains you have legs.
(Meaning that if you forget something, you have legs that can walk you back and get it, relearn it, etc.)
When you get that egg in your butt, there's no nest to put it.
Smart children cook before they get hungry.
A good woman fights flaws for she plans to live long with you. A bad woman encourages flaws to justify leaving you with nothing.
Act quickly, think slowly.
The ordinary man looking at a mountain is like an illiterate person confronted with a manuscript.
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blackbird
Trad climber
over yonder en th' holler
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 15, 2008 - 08:20am PT
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Good grief... I keep thinking of these goofy things!
grow a set
man up
six one (as in: six of one kind, half a dozen of another, meaning it's the same thing any way you look at it)
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quartziteflight
climber
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Feb 15, 2008 - 09:34am PT
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Well I didn't see any of these....
Gayer than a bag of dicks
Smellier than a can of smashed as#@&%es
Crazier than a shithouse rat
batshit crazy
horny as a pitbull
It's like slinging a hotdog down a hallway...
f*cks like a limp fish...
Thats muskrat..meaning good...
Alabama blacksnake
Tennesee tubesteak....
scotchblock..a chock
Mess with the dirtybird and get the spurs...(drinken wild turkey)
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I'll give bonus points to anyone who knows what a Stumpknocker and a cypress trout are....
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Chewbongka
climber
लघिमा
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Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining.
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d-know
Trad climber
electric lady land
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"fits like socks on a rooster".
always liked the visual i get
when i sez that one.
"watch yer top knot" is
from what movie?
dino
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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Mungie like nobody's business
it's kinda new, like maybe from about 2:15 on 3/2/2008
meaning a project of Mungie's that nobody has any business being on.
also means very dirty, oh yes, very dirty.
or loose like a...
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Goose?
Heard this yesterday:
Disneyland, the fattest place on earth!
Thought I'd bust a gut.
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noshoesnoshirt
climber
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Oct 14, 2008 - 09:24pm PT
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Hotter'n two rabbits fuqin' in a wool sock
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blackbird
Trad climber
over yonder
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 14, 2008 - 10:04pm PT
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oh GAWD, after all this time I still think of these things... worse, I can't believe I'm actually adding to it!!
don't recall seeing "fire plug"(southernese for fire hydrant) on the list...
BB
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Oct 14, 2008 - 10:07pm PT
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I hate "alls".
Bloomberg always says "find a ways."
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Oct 14, 2008 - 10:15pm PT
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Top down - best style for a convertible.
Bottoms up - best style for beer glasses or cans.
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jbar
Mountain climber
Inside my head
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Oct 14, 2008 - 11:00pm PT
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Six of one, half dozen of the other.
pissed outta my tree.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Oct 14, 2008 - 11:42pm PT
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Not here when this Thread was created from the gumbo of great taco brethren.
So here de fam's colloquialisms...
* Don't take any wooden nickels
*I may not be good but I'm slow
*I slept like a baby, up every 2 hours crying !
*Eat every bean and pea on your plate.
*He's just as happy as if he had good sense.
*Can't get enough of that POVAN,,,gotta know a pharmacist to laugh at this one.
*What can I do ? Haven't you done enough Already ?
*He's just as happy as if he had good sense.
*He's blind in one eye and can't see out of the other.
*Get a good education, it's something they can't take away from you.
*All it needs is a can of gas and a match.
*Don't let them crap all over you, open your mouth.
*There's people in the hospital that feel better than I do.
*If I felt any better I'd cry
*Sorry, I've got a bone in my leg.
*Nolo carborundum bastardlum.
*If we lived here, we'd be home NOW>
*If you don't quit crying, I'll give you something to cry about.
Smiles, cause they were great and it's been a fine life. So, go break a leg. lrl
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jbar
Mountain climber
Inside my head
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Oct 15, 2008 - 12:50am PT
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runnin like a scalded dawg
Geez, tempted to post one from NZ but it might offend a Californian's sensibilities.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Oct 15, 2008 - 01:00am PT
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Jbar, we be tough. Post away. If they can't handle it .... call my office. Smiles, lynnie
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jbar
Mountain climber
Inside my head
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Oct 15, 2008 - 01:11am PT
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O.k. O.k.
Happier than a queer in a hotdog factory.
rattle your drags
on the never never
give the ferret a run
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MisterE
Trad climber
My Inner Nut
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Oct 15, 2008 - 01:17am PT
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turtlehead
crowning
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jbar
Mountain climber
Inside my head
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Oct 15, 2008 - 01:24am PT
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If we're goin there.
gotta see a man about a dog
I need to make a deposit in the circular bank
I have to drop the browns off at the superbowl
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Oct 15, 2008 - 01:26am PT
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From this gal, god bless the Taco and goodnite. Really Big smiles to y'all ...lynnie
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shutupandclimb
climber
So. Cal..............d00d
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Oct 15, 2008 - 01:29am PT
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Overheard:
"Can't tell how much waters in the well by the length of the pump handle now can ya?"
"what's he talking about?"
"I don't know, he talks more sh1t then a Chinese radio"
"Hey look at her"
"I see her. my %@#$s harder then chinese arithmatic"
"Hey your P's and Q's cause that girls gives me a toothache?"
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