Before I add both ptc and KFK to my kill script, I want to say I'd guess the original intention of this train wreck of a thread was to troll KFK. Check KFK's early posts.

Here's a T&A PSA... posting out of public service & a bit of awe & envy.

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second
floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs
and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You
are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love
sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like
beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

It's not hard to meet people with realistic perceptions of themselves, including women who climb.