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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 14, 2008 - 04:40pm PT
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More cheeeeze sase fer yer brockly?
all higgildy piggildy
some turk freum de sowside
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TKingsbury
Trad climber
MT
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Feb 14, 2008 - 04:44pm PT
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Some from NOFX:
Day to daze
Five feet under
Here comes the neighborhood
Bleeding Heart Disease
You drink, you drive, you spill
And Now For Something Completely Similar
Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
USA-holes
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 14, 2008 - 04:48pm PT
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shut the door! were you born in a barn?
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goatboy smellz
climber
colorado
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Feb 14, 2008 - 04:50pm PT
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ski fast or lose ass
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hafilax
Trad climber
East Van
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Feb 14, 2008 - 04:53pm PT
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Another military one also my favorite band:
FUGAZI (Fuched up, got ambushed, zipped in)
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 14, 2008 - 05:02pm PT
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A wait/clutch of frontrangers/greenies.
-musta heard that one slightly north of there.
Everyone comes to the Buck.
-I'm zeroing it in.
"Lost in a sea of hyperbole"
-fermented in DC,
possibly first uttered in the Vallee
currently near Mateo Teepee!
more than 218, whee!
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 14, 2008 - 05:03pm PT
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Would you anoint my topo? -ibid.
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426
Sport climber
Buzzard Point, TN
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Feb 14, 2008 - 05:11pm PT
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CTWWP
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Feb 14, 2008 - 05:53pm PT
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Wow! Great thread! Some of these I haven't heard, and I've been collecting them since I was knee high to a short grasshopper.
Let's see if I can add a couple that haven't been used:
Hotter than a whore on Bastille Day
Busier than a three-dicked man in a whorehouse
Busier than a one-legged cat burying sh#t on a frozen pond
Dumb as a box of hammers
Even a broken clock's right twice a day
Faster than greased lightnin'
Lower than a snake
She was so ugly you'd have to hang a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
She's been eatin' some of that THICKNIN' GRAVY (means she's fat)
A dry hook catches NO fish
Bat sh#t crazy
She's so skinny she'd blow away in a stiff wind
She's so skinny that if she turned sideways she'd disappear
Shitfire!
Hell's Fire!
Hell, it ain't rocket surgery. (or brain science)
This is like pissin' into a stiff wind.
Clear as mud
That's all I have for now.
-aaron
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 06:16pm PT
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Mother pie and applehood
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Feb 14, 2008 - 06:32pm PT
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So Skinny he has to run around in the shower to get wet.
I thought my razor was dull.
That town is dull. The tide went out,never came back.
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Feb 14, 2008 - 06:43pm PT
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You have to practice, just to be lousy.
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spot
climber
Atascadero,Ca
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Feb 14, 2008 - 07:02pm PT
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Can you buy buck teeth for a dollar?
Does a hobby horse have a hickory d--k?
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divad
Trad climber
wmass
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Feb 14, 2008 - 07:31pm PT
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if he ever had to haul ass, he'd have to make two trips
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mckbill2
Social climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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Feb 14, 2008 - 07:55pm PT
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colder than a well digger's ass
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john hansen
climber
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Feb 14, 2008 - 10:19pm PT
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It dont mean a thing ,if it aint got that swing,,
Do wop Do Wop Do Wop Do Wop ,,,
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blackbird
Trad climber
over yonder en th' holler
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2008 - 10:26pm PT
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So much for sneakin' back in unnoticed,huh?!?! Y'all are fantastic!!
Thought of some more throughout the day:
spittin' distance (as in: really really close)
throwin' up your toenails
screw you/him/her and the horse they rode in on
cat ran over my grave (to explain sudden cold chills)
opossum ran over my grave (same as above)
dunlop (as in, his belly done lopped over his belt)
Do I LOOK like your mother? (asked/said with disdain when one is requested to do something for someone that the asker can and should most certainly do for themselves)
cute as a button
cute as a bugs ear
goin' point/sharp
"safety" meeting
freeway (same thing as an expressway or interstate)
cornfed (meaning the person is fat)
Ed, a praying mantissa is a supersmart praying mantis, likely one who is working on some advanced math while trying desperately to avoid being eaten by his mate...
BB
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Feb 14, 2008 - 10:30pm PT
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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest.
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blackbird
Trad climber
over yonder en th' holler
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2008 - 10:44pm PT
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peck: referring to a kiss on the cheek
case knife: not a sharp knife like a pocket knife or culinary knife, rather one that you use when setting the table for a meal
case quarter: a 25 cent piece, not 2 dimes and a nickle or any other combination to equal 25 cents
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john hansen
climber
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Feb 14, 2008 - 11:15pm PT
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I aint seen hide nor hair of him,,,not in a coons age
The sh#t hit the fan,,his number was up
Names will be taken,, and heads will roll
He pulled a fast one,,, left us in the lurch
He'll be pushing up daisy's,,cashing in his chips
Some things just aint worth dying for
He crossed the line,,,went under the radar
Pushed it to the limit,,, took it to the edge
The job that takes the longest is the one thats never started
He sucked it up,, and worked his ass off
He pushed the envolope , quit pussy footing around
He went for the gold,, up'ed the ante,,
Hit a home run,, right down the turnpike
Good things come to those who wait
He had it all and then some
It was coming up roses.....
It caught up with him,,, he bit the dust
Six feet under,, the long sleep
A dirt nap,,,
Aint over till the fat lady sings,,,
Lawyers guns and money
The tide has turned
You cant get blood from a turnip
And the sun still sets in the west.
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