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brotherbbock
climber
Alta Loma, CA
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Now that he is gone I miss him more than ever.
This is one of my all time favorite threads...
Klimmer buddy this one is for you:
May the Angels who crashed on the moon speed you away to everlasting bliss...
Vaya con dios sweet prince.
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brotherbbock
climber
Alta Loma, CA
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Holy shite the Nephilim were on Mars too! They left a giant spoon behind!
Klimmer was right!!! Now he's gone...this is such a tragedy that he was never vindicated on the taco.
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Winemaker
Sport climber
Yakima, WA
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brother, you are so right! As Klimmer said so often and so correctly: Frui vita. Tool est non maximus.
Words we can all live by. I wonder, though, if in fact the spoon is not very, very small? We have no scale to measure against.
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BigB
Trad climber
Red Rock
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holy shite, is it just me or is the second spoon only attached(diving board) at one end?
also, brings to mind the spoon/fork joke :D
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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bbb, do really think your spinly truths will vindicate or terminate The Klimmer??
PLEase..
BB
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Winemaker
Sport climber
Yakima, WA
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No, BigB, that is not an illusion. In alternative fact, after you go beyond the gravity belt of the earth, things can reverse and such phenomena as the 'levitated spoon' are quite common. This has to do with the reverse rotation of the two Martian moons, as well as some sort of 'flux' field generated by the passage of high speed Nephilim generating anti-gravitational waves in the ether. It's complex.
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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That's not a 'giant' spoon. To a Nephilim, who I can assure you are giants, that's nothing more than a coke spoon.
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Winemaker
Sport climber
Yakima, WA
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so, healyje, to be perfectly clear, the Nephilim are on coke? Like how much does one of their giant spoons hold, 10 kg, more? Are our supplies threatened? Was this Klimmer's true concern?
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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What, you thought NASA was drilling for trace minerals? They're looking for the motherlode of stashes...
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fear
Ice climber
hartford, ct
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Man, getting back through US Customs after a Martian visit is going to be Hell.
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brotherbbock
climber
Alta Loma, CA
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No, BigB, that is not an illusion. In alternative fact, after you go beyond the gravity belt of the earth, things can reverse and such phenomena as the 'levitated spoon' are quite common. This has to do with the reverse rotation of the two Martian moons, as well as some sort of 'flux' field generated by the passage of high speed Nephilim generating anti-gravitational waves in the ether. It's complex.
I wholeheartedly agree with the above, however it really is not so complex....
The laws of physics do not apply to nephilim. Even the cookware they use defy all common sense.
Stoopid americans are too busy with their proxy wars to realize they can mind travel with the nephilim and permeate the ether as they see fit.
You crankloons don't understand... Klimmer did... and now he's gone...
Like so many young men of his generation, he died here on the taco before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, ....at Langdok, ....and at Hill 364.
Klimmer... we commit your final mortal remains of threads to the bosom of the moon and other terrestrial planets, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince...
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Did you guys miss it?
Klimmer is now the Attorney General of the USA.
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brotherbbock
climber
Alta Loma, CA
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Feb 13, 2017 - 02:15pm PT
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^^^That would actually be a huge improvement.
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Winemaker
Sport climber
Yakima, WA
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Moose, that's just scratching the surface of this thing. Look at the images below; one is craters on Mars and Earth, obviously made by intelligent species, the other is self explanatory. Need I say more? It's pretty scary.
Yeah, it's too hot for garden work, I'm in the mountains tomorrow, so why not waste some time alerting the nation?
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Winemaker
Sport climber
Yakima, WA
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It don't stop there Moose....
58 - on the moon AND Mars. Who woulda thunk?
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Winemaker
Sport climber
Yakima, WA
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Oct 28, 2017 - 08:17pm PT
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Couple of glasses of wine; Klimmer, I miss you! I read this entire thread, start to finish, and Klimmer, you were beautiful, you were wonderful, and you were consistent, and you were an idiot. They don't make them like you anymore and never will in the future that is to come.
I just thank the Illuminati that this thread still exists and that future humanoids may profit from your wisdom. Literature like this must be preserved for future generations to savor, discuss, and judge.
Seriously, stuff like this is golden and precious and will never be duplicated by a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters for a thousand years. God bless you Klimmer, wherever you are and whatever you're doing, even if it is dating your daughter.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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You Americans just don't get it. Well, okay, Klimmer and Werner get it, and they can pass for American, but we all know they came to America from a lot further away than Mexico or Canada.
Anyway, on the other side of the walls -- the ones that will soon be built on your northern and southern borders -- the truth is out there. Particularly in places where the high mountain topography keeps all but the true believers away...
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