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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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Meanwhile, on the east coast, Chiloe exclaimed, "OK, water and power are back on, I brought all the refrigerator stuff back in out of the snowbank, woodstove is warm, wine is red ... life's looking better tonight. But just then...
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MisterE
Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
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Warren Harding showed up and drank all of the wine, exclaiming...
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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"This is a fine farcing expedition, first rate! Our next enterprise should rightfully be to tie-off this overly Long Dong before it's too late for the beloved Ditch below".....
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Or was it just a brief pause before Warren headed up into the mayo clinic to achieve the Notch and survey the situation with respect to an encirclement by means of......
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WandaFuca
Gym climber
San Fernando Lamas
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a tightly woven net of pubes. Once his trap was sprung it would enable Harding to . . .
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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hurl Yabo the young Dynosaurus with an old crusty hemp rope tied to his waist out onto the first in a line of holds leading out beyond the safety of the pube net into the air....
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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..where he was surprised to meet John Salathe, or was that Royal Robbins, who said "boys and girls, it's time for you to go to bed, and stop desecrating the divine ditch". Soon after, a deus ex machina appeared, and...
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Mimi
climber
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lowered a giant vacuum truck into the Valley to remove all of the Lost Arrow's errant spooge and return the sacred ditch back to a pristine state. And Royal said....
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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"Nighty night John Boy" and even Yabo cammed a couple of claws and settled in for the night behind a horn high above the Valley floor......But Royal reconsidered....
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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.."I'm getting tired of all this s***talking and lack of respect, and things are going to change around here. First of all, those bums need to change their clothes, but we'll have to get an EIS before they can wash in the Merced", at which...
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Mimi
climber
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Warren guffawed and said, "Royal, you can..
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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..lick the Lost Arrow's balls, if you know what I mean, but the ghost of Salathe was lurking ominously in the Chimney,...
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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"Get yo mama to wash yo car!" Salathe responded before remarking...
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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..listen to zee Verner, children. Ya, you vil all awaken in zee next life as poop tubes for zat route zee Zodiac. And it von't be nice...a lot of pooping goes on over zat way...
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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and in any case the Golden Age was not a reference to any sort of shower, smacking more of the Dance of Shiva really, which at the time was brought about through the indelicate ministrations and auspicious arrival of...
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426
Sport climber
Buzzard Point, TN
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Batso (reborn), who...
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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along with his sweetie Beasto began to eye the Notch and the goings on above causing Beasto to squeel........
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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like a person hauling a stuck pig.
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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But with more delight as she pondered the lofty Arrow and its many possibilities, the most exciting being........
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