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Brandon-

climber

The Granite State.

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:11pm PT

If I thought she was a real person and not a troll, I'd submit my resume. I fit the bill, but I don't date trolls.

Oh well. There's always match dot com.

Prod

Trad climber

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:11pm PT

Side note: Watch out for them desperate and needy Boulder prancers. Not much starch left in their shorts.

Haha, we're all broken, physically, mentally, or both.

Philo, Brassnuts, Crimpie, Caylor, Mal, Eyonkee, Tarbuster, I'm sure I'm missing a ton.

Prod.

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:13pm PT

Yep no starch in my lycra.

Butt I got a nice ass, great legs and...
...hands.

She did say hands were important right?

At least I don't have cankles.

Brandon-

climber

The Granite State.

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:15pm PT

Don't do it Philo. He's trying to seduce you.

luggi

Trad climber

from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:18pm PT

. PtC what do ya think

Tight buns, hands can grip and I can land on all fours.....ha

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:20pm PT

I know it's kinda creepy in a twisted metrosexual kind of way.

Besides I think he has cankles, chubby knees and a Vienna sausage.

part-time communist

climber

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:21pm PT

I guess trolls have invested in inyo double traverses and elaborate summitpost and facebook profiles that matches all my info. I guess this is the "new age troll" lol

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:24pm PT

Baby Cakes, if you're a troll then you are a troll on a roll and I salute you.
Well I was actually doing that any way. But either way I believe you because of your untidy bedroom.

And you did say hands right? Because I have hands.

Dos XX

Trad climber

Los Angeles, CA

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:33pm PT

As of 14:21 PST this thread has grown to 430 posts in less than 48 hrs! Is that some kind of SuperTopo record? It's averaging 11.1 posts per hour, and if you subtract off the time between midnight and 6am it's 13.1 posts per hour. @part-time: you've got POWER!

Use it well :-)

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:41pm PT

I tend to doubt that PTC is a troll. Too much effort over too many years. She is new to this site and dove straight into the deep end making a splash much larger than her tiny ass would otherwise make. Good for her.
But Kiwipeewee is an obvious troll. The pics he posts don't show up on his profile page.
Butt Ugly pics too by the way. I'd much rather see more pics of PTC, Leggs and Happiegirl.

happiegrrrl

Trad climber

www.climbaddictdesigns.com

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:42pm PT

Dos XX - I think you need to give Leggs some recognition for the thread, and also that kiwi cwazy one... The thread has it all. Starts out new chick, possibly Russ; who can ever know!?) Reels in Philo right off the bat. Then nudie pics - schwingggg, goes the strings on half the male lurkers, someof them emboldening themselves enough to actually post!

Then Leggs walks onto the stage. Is it a Cat fight? Mmmm...mabee. But Leggs has got legs, and tastefully sexy posed pictures. Put some swing in that schwing, for the types of guys who are looking for sophistication with their eye candy.

And of course all along, the jealous male(kiwi)

Look! Up on the screen! It's a bird, it's a plane. NO! It's SUPERtrrrrrollll!

(Not saying it was intentional...)

part-time communist

climber

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:48pm PT

LOL

part-time communist

climber

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:51pm PT

the funny thing is, I'm not making most of the posts, either.

Now bout them hands. Can we start a collection of hot studly manly climber hand photos>!

I usually determine whether or not I am going to sleep with a man according to two simple criteria:

1. voice

2. hands

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:53pm PT

Now wait ading, dang, durn minute Happie.

Reels in Philo right off the bat.

Leggs was like then 10th poster to this thread. I didn't show up till page 3.
I must admit though this thread has been immensely amusing.

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Dec 9, 2011 - 05:55pm PT

I usually determine whether or not I am going to sleep with a man according to two simple criteria:

1. voice

2. hands

How do you feel about sign language?

part-time communist

climber

Dec 9, 2011 - 06:02pm PT

How do you feel about sign language?

meh.

I usually make my observations during times of rope coiling or when a man tapes up his fingers. (or puts harness on)

Sign language usually is not paired with vocal emissions, which is the critical second piece of the puzzle.

philo

Trad climber

Somewhere halfway over the rainbow

Dec 9, 2011 - 06:05pm PT

"It was a joke". he said with a voice like Daniel Craig. Or Donald Duck. Which ever you prefer.

But it was subtle so I wouldn't make Hank laugh.
Would hate for him to bust a gut or something.