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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Apr 10, 2015 - 08:47pm PT
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Two Hefeweizens down at Moab Brewery.
Arm wrestling to get a spot at the bar.
Being an old lady they just got up and gave their seat away.
Being old ain't so bad.
Home now listening to Mike play the guitar. Had to retune it for desert weather.
Sounds good now.
Susan
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Apr 10, 2015 - 08:53pm PT
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Pete drinks wine spritzers and rosé.
Good job Susan!
I kept my plaster cast so I can put it on in such situations and finagle a seat using the gimp sympathy card. I have my crutches too, for added gimp-effect.
Fritz: I was mostly joking!
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 10, 2015 - 08:57pm PT
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I'm about 5 deep, maybe more because the 12er is getting light. Thanks for being here folks. I'm going to introduce my buddy to Snatch and Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. Oh , and Billy Jack. I'll get back to you ....
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Apr 10, 2015 - 09:19pm PT
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Geeeeezus Anita. Is Petey keeping you up? Aren't you in some time zone where it's like 3 am or sumting?
Don't you need your beauty sleep? Oh that's right, you're a youngin'. Hey I got carded the other day. They didn't believe I was old enuff to get the senorita discount.
Susan
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 10, 2015 - 09:30pm PT
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I also heard that Canadians are afraid of the dark.
Drink some water, take a little wall. F*#king Craft Beer will do you in.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Apr 10, 2015 - 09:31pm PT
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Anita! Re your mention.
Fritz: I was mostly joking!
Anita:
Heidi & I shared (drunk) conversation about the the Photoshop manips of your smile, after dinner tonight.
We both were offended, and felt bad for you.
Bullying & mocking ain't fun Cosmic!
Hopefully, a little more Friday night dissent won't kill this this most fun ST thread.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 10, 2015 - 09:47pm PT
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Fritz,
I am quite certain that Dwain/Cosmic's photo manipulations are entirely in fun, and absolutely no offense is taken.
"Hey I got carded the other day. They didn't believe I was old enuff to get the senorita discount."
Just about spilled my beer laughing at that one, Susie-Q.
But speaking of getting offended [!!]
"Pete drinks wine spritzers and rosé."
Them's fightin' words! My goodness, such a potty mouth on that sassy girl. See what I have to put up with??
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Apr 10, 2015 - 09:48pm PT
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I wish I would've been at Kirkwood today, and yesterday.
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 10, 2015 - 09:54pm PT
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Remember wine coolers? And bota bags?0
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Apr 10, 2015 - 10:15pm PT
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i strongly believe in
and steadfastly practice
periodic yet thorough
destruction of my well being....
balanced, of course
by gallant episodes
of reckless responsibility
and thrive.
one day i'm swooning the
princess the next day
i'm f*#king the dog.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Apr 10, 2015 - 10:49pm PT
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cosmic i catch
and maintain errant
widows and when
i find myself upon
a crucial social
exchange i wait
until the critical
moment and then
i let the black widow
loose in my hair
and it crawls up.
they always crawl up.
when released.
and they never bite
or otherwise harm me
but boy does it get
a panty rush from
my audience...
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:19pm PT
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1. Just cracked open a Whistler Chestnut Ale
2. Moosedrool is a drunk old fool. ;) (jealous i couldn't ride today)
3. It's raining. Gonna go to the gym this weekend to test out the ankle.
Love the shark one Dwain!
Hi Weege!
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 10, 2015 - 11:19pm PT
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^^ Geez, Fritz - quit spilling the stuff, will ya??
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:21pm PT
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should be an interesting
morning.
i laid in my vomit
for a spell
and now my hair
is infused.
ps. mike you are hilarious
you cannot be mean.
not even when you
are trying in jest.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:32pm PT
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Drunk burchey! Regale us with a tale!
Shut up chuck!
Lol
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:35pm PT
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A Norwegian Jester
A Prince
A Pauper
The Once
And Future
King
Rest your noble head
Clean on the pillow
Of your children's dreams.
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:37pm PT
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Merp
Pre spew
Slander
Merp
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:39pm PT
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Pull up a beer.
Gear up. We're climbing Rum Doodle in the morning.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:41pm PT
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Lol Burch. Just french free a little i'm sure you'll be fine..
Flip Flop, hope you are well. You seem like a good dude. Don't lose hope. Life is what you make it.
Edit
Vvvv those look like 1 litre bottles if that helps any..
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Apr 10, 2015 - 11:48pm PT
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Failing at the real world just means more time on the rock. This is a wake for an evil boss. I'm celebrating.
I miss tonic.
A miss would be a nice tonic
Glowing in the black light
Like a clean
Stripper
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