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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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"Not only that , but it appears the Soaring Arrow may still have one glorious weakness, the Arrow Chimney" mused the Drfter...........
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
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"But I *really* would have to pretty much *be* a greased up midget to get up that thing... "
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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and so, off he went, to subsist on Miracle Whip for a month, in order that he might at least be of midget girth.
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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but the Drifter soon came across tracks in the Miracle coating belying the presence of another.....
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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...a dark and deadly presence...
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MisterE
Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
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Yes, the Delicate Arch had come to prove it wasn't so delicate at the Rock Showdown...
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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But hunched and poised in the notch, where the spray was most intense stood a slimy but proud Yabo, the baby dinosaur...
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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named Mimi, who had been reborn, and walked the Earth sagely and savagely at the same time right up until she met ANOTHER reincarnation of herself! And when Mimi met Mimi, she first brushed her teeth (it seemed that she had a run-in with the she-male crimpy, too) she exclaimed:
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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"Where's the Super Pube? I need to floss!"
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cintune
climber
Penn's Woods
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Many miles away, there's a shadow on the door of a cottage on the shore of a dark Scottish lake.
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Both wrestling over the super Pube, trying to simul-(floss), one of the Mimi's fell, and was hung by the neck by the super Pube until she died; thus leaving only one Mimi alive on the Earth...or was there?
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Aye, there was, and as her shadow crossed the threashold of that scottish cottage.....
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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...the voice of Sean Connery drifted above the noise of Nessy and said, "Miss, you've got a small pubic hair in your teeth..."
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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At which, she gave a crafty grin, then pursed her lips as if to whistle, but instead projectile spit that pubic hair directly into the forehead of the Sean-like sounding one, the force laying him flat on his back.
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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. . . and Mimi said, get you mind outta the guttah. And so she called her friend Wendy to sew her shadow back onto her very own self but the shadow, like most shadows, had been so long ignored that it . . .
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Seeing this, Chongo leaped out of the scottish loch and devoured the Sean Connery-like being - but left Mimi the phuck alone!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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was merely a shadow of it's former self.
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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Meanwhile, in an ice cave on Mt. McKinley, surrounded by 90 mph howling winds and 15 feet of snow, two shadows hunch over a bunson burner...
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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...whose fule had died out decades earlier, about 3 hours after the pair expired, apparently from hunger/dehydration, as they had lost the pot to melt snow or cook in.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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At least that's what the medium, who had been called in to decipher the clues, siad "they" had told her.
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