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Mike from Phoenix
Trad climber
Phoenix, AZ
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What's the difference between a tornado & a Kentucky divorce?
I don't know, but either way someone is going to lose a trailer!
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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well some would say G.O.D. (that's me) but that's not funny to some, most of all me.
Easy 1st
What do you get when you cross a Centipede with an African Gray parrot?
Harder(more silly)
Which is the fruity est class in school ? (no not the one taught by the gay teacher)
And for climber content,
What is the lazy est mountain in the world?
these are easy and bring the lite chuckles I like. . .
answers may follow . . .
then again some one else can send this one!
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jpb2
Trad climber
PHOENIX, MD
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What did the fish say when he hit his head?
Damn.
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frank wyman
Mountain climber
montana
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How did Ray Rices girlfreind find out he was cheating on her?...She found another girls lipstick on his knuckles....
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dirt claud
Social climber
san diego,ca
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Feb 10, 2015 - 02:37pm PT
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Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound
and never left the house for 5 years.
It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.
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i'm gumby dammit
Sport climber
da ow
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Feb 10, 2015 - 06:55pm PT
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During a pregame interview Pete Carroll was asked how he felt about winning back to back championships to which he replied "I think I'll pass".
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Feb 10, 2015 - 07:10pm PT
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My wife left me for a Hindu guy. At least he'll treat her better... they worship cows.
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east side underground
climber
Hilton crk,ca
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Feb 10, 2015 - 08:12pm PT
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what's the difference between superman and ordinary men? ........ superman wears his underware outside his pants
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EdwardT
Trad climber
Retired
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Feb 11, 2015 - 08:31am PT
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Two men sitting at a bar.
One of them looks across the bar and sees two old drunks sitting at a table. He turns to his friend and says, "In ten years, that'll be us."
His friend looks and says, "That's a mirror, dumbass."
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Feb 11, 2015 - 08:33am PT
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Tranny trouble causes major auto accident in LA.
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stunewberry
Trad climber
Spokane, WA
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Feb 11, 2015 - 02:18pm PT
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A vegan, a lactose intolerant, and a paleo diet follower walk into a bar.
It's no big deal, they all just manage to work it into the conversation within 30 seconds.
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skitch
climber
East of Heaven
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Feb 11, 2015 - 02:21pm PT
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My wife said to make sure and give the waitress the tip. . .but I decided to give the waitress both inches.
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cliffhanger
Trad climber
California
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Mar 22, 2015 - 01:41pm PT
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A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm lookin for the guy that shot my paw."
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If
Trad climber
UK
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Mar 22, 2015 - 01:46pm PT
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar
And the barman says ......
"Is this a joke?"
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Banquo
climber
Amerricka
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Mar 22, 2015 - 03:28pm PT
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I stood there wondering why the rock was getting larger and larger. Then it hit me.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Mar 22, 2015 - 04:54pm PT
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Dyslexic bumpersticker:
Dylsexics Untie!
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L
climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
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Mar 22, 2015 - 05:41pm PT
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Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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Flip Flop
climber
salad bowl, california
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Mar 22, 2015 - 09:02pm PT
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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