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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Dec 12, 2014 - 07:25pm PT
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Ah Mr. E.
It becomes apparent that you are:
a. judgmental.
b. and/or not an apt & functional drunk.
I'll drink to either!
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 12, 2014 - 07:32pm PT
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I'm sober but I'm copping a contact buzz! WOOT!
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Captain...or Skully
climber
in the oil patch...Fricken Bakken, that's where
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Dec 12, 2014 - 07:47pm PT
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Thank you for the kind offer, The Museum.....it's quite gracious. I toast to you, good sir.
Drinking in Soggy Boise, this night.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 12, 2014 - 07:48pm PT
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This whole thread is such a joke.
If you were truly drunk, you would:
A. Not be able to post at all
or
B. Be hitting all the wrong keys in a very obvious way.
Amateurs dude.
A couple of green labels at the bar. Heading home to finish packing and driving to jtree tomorrow.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Dec 12, 2014 - 07:53pm PT
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The Larry!
Two drunk thumbs up!
Enjoy J Tree!
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 12, 2014 - 07:58pm PT
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Thanks Fritz. I'm gonna have a couple more while packing.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Dec 12, 2014 - 08:03pm PT
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I'm packing too.
zzzzzz
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 12, 2014 - 08:12pm PT
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Calories?
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Dec 12, 2014 - 08:43pm PT
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^^^^ ow....ouch....oh dear....harsh....ban hammer
Susan
Oh yeah....just some white whine
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2014 - 08:48pm PT
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dfuvck uyou, nmisrterE.
You're nothing but a talking horse.
Nice fungus, Fritz!
Having fun, Anita? Her neighbour - who shares her driveway with her - has a freakin' snowblower. Poor girl has been stumbling around all summer in her ex-fix, clunking around like a penguin with a wooden leg. Would her neighbour blow the snow off HER half of the driveway??? Hell no.
Well, Fvuck her neighbour, too!
And even if we can't type, we still spell with the Queen's English up here. Even when drinking cheapy Merrican beer, brought home from Kentucky under mountains of muddy caving gear.
WTF? Susan, you changed the picture above! ^^
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Dec 12, 2014 - 08:56pm PT
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Larry: I'm packing crabby little gingers. Know any?
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2014 - 09:45pm PT
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She said "little". Hee hee hee....
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Dec 12, 2014 - 10:40pm PT
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I love you guys!
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 12, 2014 - 11:16pm PT
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The hell with that lightweight booze, now we can really get this partay goin'!
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phylp
Trad climber
Upland, CA
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Dec 12, 2014 - 11:32pm PT
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It was a long day. With lots of chores done in the beautigul rain. I'm usually asleep before 11 but I'm just sitting down to a little tequila and the latest Project Runway.
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phylp
Trad climber
Upland, CA
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Dec 13, 2014 - 12:21am PT
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I love Project Runway!
Good night Moose. Say hello to those two for me. And say hello to your wife even tho' we've not met.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Dec 13, 2014 - 12:37am PT
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Play today and it is for creeps, no MisterE,
It is for. . .
keeps!
topee sure no,
Me be sure no to yell tell YA that, short of drinking sterno, I hit the right Krystal Althea most of Time from many practiced hours of typing while drinking.
I hit the right keys almost all of the time!!. . . For (or look out) . . .
Many ofus drinken a bit and do dangerous ShT all the time!
missing keys while at app tap tapping as I slurp,
Does not seem dangerous, I am and swilling, see??
just makes for this to be a better Adventure. . . .
Do't tell Capn' Donini.
Now that that is out the way
Hey all it is the tail end of Friday
night
The storms have hit the coasts all week
I have been hitting the bottle too
Forty year old six year old mixed whisky.
Two shots neat to loosen the grip of the winter nights chill.
MisterE as has got a swollen sense of he moroids his own self needs a dink ... no that would Be a drink!
As. young family man I am stuck, not be going any where to climb this week.
Christmas time is ...
White knuckle parking lot traverse ...
Snot nose kids and facial drool ... not Moose as a rule but..
Crap for no reason to see the cake and Yule log...
Last months bad taste and a new tears promise to be...((see I drink then tap a bit wide))
New Years Promise To Be Different.
I liked that I said tears because some will be shed
mouse from Merced objects to adverbs and 'jectives es to surely...
Well ... I would stand corrected if when I let him.
Too many Cualifiers makes for a mushy read
to much Calliflower makes the curry mushy too
that I must kill a tree this week ?
Another time that the auto correct has changed what I was going to say
No,
this year we are going to be going Plastic I hate plastic but for the. tree !
Darn I had some thoughts on stroganoff that is the plan for tonight's dinner.
Fritzes looks real Austrian. Any Spetzzel? or egg noodles? What
Epicurean gold on the Taco!
the Epi pen
The Epi foil
a weapon of the fencing set
Saber to. you all good morrow!!
Different
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2014 - 05:31pm PT
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Good Frrrrrrrrrrrriday evening one and all! The Diabolical Dr. Piton has come to sing you a Christmas tune:
You'd better not whine, you'd better not cry
You'd better not bail, I'm tellin' you why
Dr. Piton's comin' to climb
He's rackin' his rack, and checkin' it twice
He's lookin' for a hottie who's naughty, not nice
Dr. Piton's comin' to climb
I haven't written a bridge to the tune yet, but I bet there are some decomposing composers here tonight who could write a mere two lines..... Fritz, are you around? I loved your holiday composition in the other thread!
After starting with a Beast, I drank a glass of appallingly bad homemade red junk wine.
Busy packing here for a delightful tropical holiday for two.
Anita nother proper bottle of wine!
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