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TW#T

Gym climber
san diego, ca
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 18, 2004 - 03:04pm PT
Jason Kehl, 27, first set eyes on the Rumney, New Hampshire, testpiece The Fly three years ago, and became fixated by it. The 25-foot line is New Hampshire's hardest--5.14d or V14--with a tricky exit crux at 20 feet. On November 7, the highball specialist consummated his dark desire by sending The Fly ropeless, for its fifth ascent. Battling a month of poor conditions, Kehl spent 10 days toprope-soloing the line--mainly in the dark by headlamp--prior to bouldering it out. "The wall has crazy sparkles all over it in the light of the headlamp," says Kehl. "It's interesting being up there at night alone ... it gives you a lot to think about."


With pads and spotters in place, Kehl took five 20-foot falls onto the climb's uneven landing zone, then "ripped it" on his second day of ropeless effort. (He had flubbed the crux, opening move roughly 20 times that day.) "Bouldering The Fly was this crazy dream I had," says Kehl. "I don't think I would've been happy with less.


NEWS FLASH THATS NOT SOLOING. F SPORT
BR

Trad climber
The LBC
Feb 19, 2004 - 03:25pm PT
Jesus christ, not this thread again ...

Then again, it's a welcome break from evolution and politics.

br
Binks

Social climber
i am of the universe and you know what it's worth.
Jun 3, 2004 - 11:52am PT
Why do sport climbers wear down jackets all year round?
Skinner

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jun 3, 2004 - 11:55am PT
ahahahaaha, I've seen that, somewhere, Nuptse
Anal C#nt

Boulder climber
Bald Knob, AR
Jun 3, 2004 - 01:01pm PT
Isn't Jody a legendary sportclimber or something? Discuss...
dougs510

Trad climber
Nashville, TN.
Jun 3, 2004 - 06:00pm PT
cool thread..... before my time. where did all these hellraisers go? Yeah well, I like slacklinein', sport climbing, trad climbing, but bouldering sucks. I hate long approaches in the heat, hauling a heavy sack.... I wonder sometimes if I'm sane at all. And then there's all those A.4 sickos up on the heart ledges... what's up with that. Some dude had an old seat belt on for God's sake. Please tell me it wasn't his harness.
moabbeth

Trad climber
Los Angeles/Moab
Jun 4, 2004 - 01:54am PT
Argh, the one day I actually wear mascara to work and I come across this thread. I just came back from the bathroom and looked in the mirror and I looked like a big eyed racoon from all the tears I shed laughing my ASS OFF on this thread. Kudos to all participants....hilarious.

Before my time too, Doug. Yeah, where are all these hellraisers and trolls nowadays?
Hans.H

Mountain climber
Berkeley, CA
Jul 11, 2004 - 12:59am PT
How old is Donny? The real one.

A. Stroman

climber
Jul 12, 2004 - 01:29am PT
My fav quote is -

"Donny's a bitch, Donny's a bitch, Donny's a bitch!!!"

I dont know why, it just makes me laugh thinking about how close to the truth it really is


doing my part to keep this lame thread alive (because sportclimbing is, well, stupid),
A.
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder, F'in CO
Jul 21, 2004 - 07:45pm PT
Holy crap....this thing is still goin'? I haven't logged in here in MONTHS!!..and I can't even remember when I started the Donny thing.....I suppose I could just scroll up, but I'm too lazy for that. Well...that and I'm finally and gainfully employed.

dudes shutup if you cant climb sport i dont hang on 5.11. Even. Hey copperass you suck dude and so does your geo department next to CSM what a ho

It sort of hurts your brain to type that pathetically....but it was fun while it lasted....or at least continues to last.
Dragon with Matches

climber
Bamboo Grove
Jul 21, 2004 - 09:09pm PT
If donny is sven is nick boss?
Dave

Mountain climber
Fresno
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 22, 2004 - 12:53pm PT
Dude, CSM sucks camel dick.
CorporateDog

climber
Middle California
Jul 22, 2004 - 02:57pm PT
Climbing on rocks is for sheilas - cause rocks don't move.

Now try planting yer footsies on a 2 inch branch 180 feet up a red gum eucalytpus tree while grabbing onto a fresh koala for dinner - now that's CLIMBING.

Koala - if they weren't meant to be eaten - why did God make them so slow?
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder, F'in CO
Jul 23, 2004 - 12:45pm PT
Quiet you...
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Nov 10, 2004 - 11:30am PT
Hemmingway once said "There are three true sports, motor racing, bullfighting and mountain climbing, all others are games" (probably not a exact quote).

I say we change the names. Since in saying mountian climbing he probably means crack climbing I say we now call "Trad climbing" "Sport climbing" and "Sport climbing" "Game climbing".

I have a friend that says if you are aid climbing you are not climbing (just like you are not climbing when you grab holds on a rock face and clip into artificial gear). It's really just the stupidest stance I've ever heard.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Nov 10, 2004 - 12:08pm PT
ouch, guess i set that one for ya....
Donny Quijote

Sport climber
Boulder F'n CO
Nov 10, 2004 - 06:34pm PT
Two Eight Two.....BOOM! Thanks yo.
pud

climber
Jul 22, 2005 - 07:58pm PT

what a bunch of macho bullsh#t.
climbing is climbing, be it sport, trad, freesolo, bouldering or what ever. these deuschbags that think they have bigger balls because they only trad climb make me laugh.
it's a typical peabrain attitude to think that what you do is so much more adventerous and tough and ballsy than what others choose to do. the fact is, the people that think thier way is the only way live in a world one tenth the size of mine with narrow mind(s) and fantasy bravado.
i mostly climb trad but i climb whatever i want, whenever i want. i climb a lot, but i don't climb with whiny fools.
briand

Trad climber
bay area
Jul 23, 2005 - 12:03am PT
My experience has been that people who say sport climbing sucks
can't climb their way out of a paper bag. They can barely go from one bolt to the next so they just declare it stupid.

Go to Europe(Verdon, etc) and try some of their "sport climbs". You'll be pissing your pants between bolts there so far apart.

Climbing is climbing!

Just shut up and enjoy what you like
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jul 23, 2005 - 12:51pm PT
Finally, a real thread about climbing. Refreshing.

News Flash -- All climbing is selfish and self-serving. But then again so is eating.
:- k
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