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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:49am PT
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Likw my lovely old grandma used to say: "Fvck 'em if they can't take a joke."
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:51am PT
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If you can't beat 'em, join em?
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:51am PT
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pissing in the wind
finger in the wind
wild ass guess (also a WAG)
scientific wild ass guess (SWAG)
kentucky windage
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:52am PT
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don't know sh#t from Shinola
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:52am PT
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two steps from the grave
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:53am PT
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one foot in the grave
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:53am PT
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I'm blowin' outa' this pop stand
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:54am PT
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you look like something the cat dragged in
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:56am PT
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gag me with a spoon!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 12:59am PT
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phenaggel
macgiver
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:00am PT
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Don't sweat me!
"I had one foot in 'possum trot, and on in Davis. That put my ass in Texas, and that was a bad place for it to be."
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:00am PT
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didn't see this above:
beer-thirty
"What time is it?"
"Beer-thirty!"
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:01am PT
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What's better than a frontal lobotomy?
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:02am PT
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getting it very wrong:
"flying backward at the speed of sound"
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:03am PT
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Wolfgang Pauli cut:
"That's not even wrong"
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:05am PT
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balls to the wall!
pedal to the metal!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:07am PT
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"Jane, you ignorant slut!"
flying bag of monkey shit
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:10am PT
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here's a trekkie one used in a technical setting... when we were debugging electronics on a complicated experiment and a circuit board didn't pass the "black smoke test" the phrase used was "It's dead Jim" or often abbrivated "IDJ"
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:16am PT
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We're waiting as fast as we can.
"A pharse I heard when I was a sprout in Indiana,"why does the poridge bird lay her egg in the air""
"Back East"- We used to use that phrase when I lived in Chicago, to refer to where unfortunates, like New Yorkers, lived. Then we moved to California. When I told my new classmates where I was from they said, "oh, back east."
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 14, 2008 - 01:19am PT
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as opposed to being from "down east" also known as Maine
"how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?"
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