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L

climber
The Rebel L Gang
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:14pm PT
But defended by Dirtbag, ST's resident attorney, PTPP got off with a light sentence...
Nefarius

Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:18pm PT
At which point he got that fish sandwich...
John Moosie

climber
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:20pm PT
of 4000 years to life in the psych ward with....
mooch

Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:23pm PT
...Jody's Evil Twin. Meanwhile, Delicate Arch was crying foul for...
TopRopeGun

Trad climber
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:25pm PT
for being portrayed as a friend of Dean's. In an interview the Arch was quoted as saying:
426

Sport climber
Buzzard Point, TN
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:27pm PT
and "Blood Meridian"-judge.
mooch

Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:30pm PT
The Arch stoutly defended that Dean was not an operative of Al-Qaida but rather was double agent acting in behalf of the "Tool Shed" (Yosemite Park Division). Potter was later heard to say, "All I ever did was wear those 6" stillettos and goosestep for those park Nazi's like they told me to!"
TopRopeGun

Trad climber
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:40pm PT
But, truth be told...no one was buying it.
NeverSurfaced

Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 06:41pm PT
To make matters worse, Stuffed Anus left him over the affair!
L

climber
The Rebel L Gang
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:47pm PT
...just as Nature parachuted in, California roll in one hand, Gitzu Sushi knife in the other, and a glint in his eye, and shouted:
426

Sport climber
Buzzard Point, TN
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:50pm PT
Nefarius

Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
Apr 6, 2007 - 06:50pm PT
"This town needs an enema!"
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 6, 2007 - 07:09pm PT
Turning to the Post Office wall, the Drifter noted his own resemblence to public enema #1, the famous crack torturer Brunhilda.......
Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Apr 6, 2007 - 07:24pm PT
whilst simultaneously recognizing a familiar odor....yes, *sniff sniff*, that's it, the essence of.....
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Apr 6, 2007 - 07:46pm PT
a slightly 'off' tuna scent, and though he hoped that Nature had simply discarded yesterday's catch, his jaw dropped when he turned to the smell (now an ungodly...odor...) and saw.....
L

climber
The Rebel L Gang
Apr 6, 2007 - 07:48pm PT
...Pepe Le Pu mixed delicately with rotting cold shower maggots, scooped atop a lovely pile of two day old CORNPOO!
G_Gnome

Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
Apr 6, 2007 - 07:49pm PT
too late, he said...
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 6, 2007 - 07:53pm PT
Brunhilda has struck again! "So its true " thought the Drifter as a devilish smile overtook him....
Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Apr 6, 2007 - 07:57pm PT
....a horse whinnies in the distance.....
NeverSurfaced

Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 07:58pm PT
"Miracle Whip really DOES taste better than Mayonnaise!" he thought outloud


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