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ydpl8s
Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
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That Hank knows all the fun girls.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Okay I want to playyyyy!
First off, I like that swimsuit design. People think designing stuff is easy but when it comes to actually making it come into 3D, not so easy at all. To the OP - Did you do the actual sewing? Sketch idea and have someone make it? No offense intended, but the mirror is sort of funny though. I mean - why a mirror on a natural beach? Maybe if you had a really BIG mirror so that the edges weren't visible, and it was anchored into the sands, it might look as you were walking on water. But with the edges showing - concept needs refinement, I guess is what I'm saying.
Second - Self-taken photos do not have to be so - sorry - stupid-looking. People hold the camera up as they look at a mirror and they aren't even looking into the camera! The other thing to avoid is the "outstretched arm" being in the shot, of course. It might take a lot of tries, but eventually you'll get something workable. Here is an example, my own self-taken image:
I am not suggesting this is the best picture ever in the world, but considering I find myself to be not very photogenic, I like it, and no silly camera in shot, plus I am actually looking at the viewer.
Anyway - yeah - pretty strange thread, and I do agree that the OP's tack came off pretty funky if her real intention is to make new friends. No offense, but the attention gotten (oooh - titties! ahhh - asss!) is not the sort I would want. Yuck! The ones who are going to go for it are like sperm wiggling for an angle at the egg, and not in a positive way. Imagine - you get an email and they have some climbing they suggest which sounds like it could be a good day. Yay for that! But then you get there, and because you put your tits and ass first, that is what they are focused on. Now you have a day with someone who you might find reeeally not your type, and he is making stupid comments(you asked for them!), and hinting at apres climbing adventure. Blechk!
OP - you could have gotten just as much attention, and of a much more friendly type, simply by posting a "Just found this forum, and want to say hi" thread. Use your body as a lure as if that is where your value is and ...well, I had a boss once who said (about work, because I was always offering to do the smallest taks around the office, and since I was her design assistant, she really didn't want me filling the day cleaning up after others) "If you take out the garbage, people will think you're the garbageman."
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TFPU
Sport climber
Idaho
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Things I've learned from this thread:
1. Leggs is extremely jealous
2. Part time Commie shows off boobs
3. I gotta start partying with Hankster
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part-time communist
climber
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HA!!
Seems like this dude knows how to enjoy life. Pretty badass pics of Greece, too.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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I wanna camp with Hank at Burning Man next year.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second
floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs
and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You
are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love
sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like
beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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part-time communist
climber
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Someone call animal control and have this skank repatriated to the swamp it came from.
Without a doubt, most effed-up thread of 2011.
Oh, the humanity.
Don't mind me. I've got some livin' to do.
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part-time communist
climber
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For the record, I've only had 2 sexual partners in my entire life and I am completely clean. Got the med records from the gynecologist from 2 weeks ago yearly exam checkup to prove it.
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part-time communist
climber
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those Serbian girls loved watching the BASE jumping, then there was the party. can't put that on VIMEO though. more of the resume' for PTC!
Resume is good and all...but my question is:
when is the next trip?!?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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That doesn't even sound healthy PTC.
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mitchy
Trad climber
new england
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PTC, is that you in the red shirt with those two chicks.
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part-time communist
climber
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I can also cook awesome breakfasts.
So anyone want to join the part-time communist bandwagon, we will take Yosemite by storm!!
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apogee
climber
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bubbagump is here...the truth seems to be getting a little clearer...
Scarlett & I will now go back to our lurking corner with our popcorn...
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mitchy
Trad climber
new england
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remember to tell fred to swing by the pharmacy first...
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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fsck
climber
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Hankster, I like the way you roll.
If you ever find yourself jumping/climbing in Castle Valley with an excess of female companions, you should get a hold of me.
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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fsck
climber
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That's Fred's "I'm coming out of the tent and closing the deal" face.
Hide yo wife and all that.
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