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hobo_dan
Social climber
Minnesota
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a travelling salesman knocks on a door and it is answered by a little girl wearing a bra and panties. She has a snifter of brandy in one hand and a cigar in the other. Surprised, the salesman asks "Is your mommy or daddy home?" And the little girl says: 'What the fukc do you think?"
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Political OK?
(I'm a) Newt Gingrich
Boehner & Weiner. hahahahahaha
D#@&%e Limbaugh. hahahahahaha [wow censored]
Doooche Limbaugh heehawheehawheehaw
On the Senate washroom wall.
Don't look here for the joke, it's in your hand.
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glen prior
Trad climber
truckee, ca
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Meanwhile, out in the desert, two arabs are eating their dates...
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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"What's one thing women and police cars have in common?
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they're coming."
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alannamal
climber
B.C.
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If it was forced upon you as a kid, you won't enjoy it as an adult.
Boom.
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Stewart
Trad climber
Courtenay, B.C.
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Bill O'Reilly
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Did you here about the Polish pirate? He wore a patch over both eyes.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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I had an uncle who was a psychic. He knew the exact day he was going to die.
The warden told him.
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BuddhaStalin
climber
Truckee, CA
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What does a gay horse eat?
<those who think theyre clever will say 'haaaaay'>
<a punch in the arm while you deliver punchline>
No! He eats c*#k!
...unfortunately isnt as funny when the recipient doesnt give the token 'haaaay' response....
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Yosomighty tried some naked hot tubbing with the temp in the 20s.
He put up a route the next day, calling it Inchworm.
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WyoRockMan
climber
Flank of the Big Horns
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What's this? A banana.
What's this? A bininya.
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tew
Trad climber
ATX
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
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ground_up
Trad climber
mt. hood /baja
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Hear about the dyslexics who worship Santa ?
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Larry Nelson
Social climber
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Take my wife... please.
Came back into town last week after a 2 week business trip. I pull into the driveway and 4 guys run out of the house. The last guy stops and says "Get the Hell out of here, her husbands home".
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Larry Nelson
Social climber
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My wife's cooking is so bad, in the springtime the flies pitch in to help put up the screens.
edit: Hat tip to Dangerfield for both of the above.
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Larry Nelson
Social climber
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She's getting better now though.
She just mixes the Rolaids in with the food.
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