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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Congratzzz on The 600 twirling nights out and up and on Big Stone
Can not be ten shots and limes but The posts aroma
One to Eweedgee?¿?¿?
Be may I a bit much have I Drunkerque so okay
Say so okay lateral much
Way
Sainz Stephen With a rose
Here comes The Winds and rain
Blessings to a Man of steele Scott Cosgrove
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phylp
Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
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Last night.
A glass of Paul Hobbs "crossbarn" Chardonnay and
An excellent red, "The Prisoner" - Cab Sauv, Syrah, Petit Syrah, Charbono, Grenache.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 4, 2014 - 04:40pm PT
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Thanks guys!
Saturday night in Yosemite is the New Friday Night!
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 9, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
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It's only Thursday, but....
Me and Neil and Maria are at the Gold Coin in Mariposa. Long detour via Oakhurst with 140 closed. Beautiful fall weather! And, like, cold draught, eh?
Neil is a Brit. He is confused about NFL football, and wonders how one man can have two sacks. :-/
It's very funny after a couple beers!!
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Oct 10, 2014 - 05:29pm PT
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET JEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have been on the SAME budget planning call since 8am pacific time. Stick a nut tool in my eye and scramble whatever is left steaming back there.
The dude driving the webex is typing 5 words per minute. We have a team held hostage telling him how to spell stuff, while another person is reading off columns of numbers for him to type. Now someone is explaining to him how to rename a worksheet tab in Excel.
I'm not a drinker, but frick if I don't start right now.
Edit: Hahaha, just posting this made me feel better, now I can laugh about it.
Edit2: Now I'm laughing a little hysterically and I didn't even start drinking yet. I did pour from a several month old bottle of two-buck chuck hiding in the fridge, and I'm sipping it to preserve my right to post on this thread. (pauses for sip) Bitter head-shaking wince-grimace coughing nasty! But it must be done.
Edit3: It doesn't matter 'cuz I'm climbing in the desert tomorrow!
Edit 4: Now we have a group sounding out "interoperability" syllable by syllable
Edit 5: Just poured my second cup, this one all the way full. I've never got drunk by myself, but today might be the day!
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Oct 10, 2014 - 05:37pm PT
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I had to deliver a keg and two huge bottles of Jim Beam for a fundraiser tomorrow.
Considering there is also about 200 bottles of wine already at the location, I think fund raising will be successful.
Me, simple. Just a beer tonight. Gotta save room for tomorrow.
Susan
Ahh Nut. What a sucky Friday.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Oct 10, 2014 - 05:46pm PT
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I'm new to this... I'll try following the rules:
1. Your current consumption:
1.5 cups of two buck chuck
2. At least one inflammatory comment **:
Squirrel meat eaters shouldn't be allowed to drive webex sessions
3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.:
Held hostage on the budget planning calls for almost as long as the americans in lebanon in the 80s
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Oct 10, 2014 - 06:02pm PT
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nstead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.:
Cuz, I'm retired and don't do weekends. Headed to Yose on Sunday when everyone else is headed the opposite direction. Sorry, but it's a Life!!!!
Susan
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Oct 10, 2014 - 06:10pm PT
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Wuzza a weekend? Oh, I know, that's when the real idjits get out on the
road to polish their incompetence. Hey, it's time for baseball and you
know that means CRACK ME A TALL BOY! Tonight it is 'Palm', another
unknown Belgian my gud buddy Hamid-The-Syrian-Christian-Beer-Pusher has
turned me onto. I cherish the day he came into my life.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Oct 10, 2014 - 06:14pm PT
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Collecting from Pete eh Susan. :)
Ah, so I've been lead to believe. I'll take pics as proof of the exchange.
Susan
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 10, 2014 - 06:29pm PT
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Hamid-The-Syrian-Christian-Beer-Pusher
MooseDrool-A-Minden-Mafioso-Brew-Boyo
You gotta love the enablers, Reilly.
Fonk rules.
Fonk Americano League, especially Yanks, beisbol.
In real beisbol, everyone bats for himself.
I'm on my way to Bombfonk, Egypt, by way of Hilo.
I got started on Dale's and will finish with some weird brew, I suppose.
The ukelele is calling, singing "Aloha, Mousie. Aloha."
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Oct 10, 2014 - 08:28pm PT
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JBeam n lime and as the night goes on a splash of Reeds extra ginger brew, + extra fresh ginger
for my health don't cha' know
Last week,I got
too silly going just neat..... 2x 2oz es, rocks? one at time
IT was a compliment
I was never any good as a chroniccaler
Chronicler... keeping track of things that I did, first, in the past
I was trying to keep trac, now
of where and what
I threw out into
yhe flames
of super topo
so that is why I ask NICELY, please...
If you want to post for me, it is okay
just please let me know
as you have rightly figured out
some threads
I stay away from
to others I
am drawn to
A moth
Hari kari, kamikaze
seppuku
into
the
FLAMES
I go to a different rock every day, the colors are blazing sort of
in a muted way really
ranting is good once the kids are in bed and my duties to wife satisfied
there are dishes in yonder sink and spaghetti n sauce to put away
this daddy is circular
RANT IS TO MUCH AND SO A SHOT I WILL DO
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2014 - 09:16pm PT
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Bwah ha ha ha!! Good rants tonight.
Only two beers so far, but finally done putting gear away for the season. Had to glue my Fish ledge back together, the bed has ripped where Russ sewed the daisy on the outside underside. I guess my massive bags of beer were too much.
Tomorrow is a very special night for Anita arrives!!
She thinks she'll be ok to drive but we'll keep you apprised, Susan. See you on the bridge, Blue Moons in hand.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Oct 10, 2014 - 09:33pm PT
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Glad to see all are having fun.
No climbing at COR for the weekend due to winds that harsh my mellow.
Oct 11
chance of moderate rain showers
Winds 46 mph (56 mph)
Oct 12
Winds 49 mph
A little red wine and some clean-up of a beetle-chewed elm looks like weekend fun for me.
sluuuuurp.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Oct 10, 2014 - 09:43pm PT
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yes wall man Pete but that was way to much and over the top
it was a well meaning thing
that was meant to be a compliment,
I have a thin skin an the go off half cocked(small penis) before thinking it through
It is always worst in full moon Mercury retrograde
that said my beam fueled fire is mis aimed it is the loss of some other posters and that snarky
Dead head that has me en-flame ded here in small rock hell where, wasting away, I dwell
carry in carry out I carry on the play of the vertical is why we are all here
good on ya for that great climbing last week and say Hay to the fixation queen Anita,
she tuff as nails
now back to try and edit that crazy whine without cheese for mouse.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2014 - 10:26am PT
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Are you in Yos? You, me and Regan can get together for an All Polack Beer Assembly. If he hasnt blasted yet.
Cheers,
Pete Zaborowski
P.S. did you know that Amtrak is BYOB?
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Oct 14, 2014 - 12:31am PT
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1. Trader Joes has $10 Scotch. Before that I had 2 beers at Post No Bills beer pub in Seaside. It's not Friday but I'm not a suit.
I'm going to sneak in a mini trip report in here for my friends. This will be the worst TR ever as there are nearly no pictures. It does, however, involve hookups and mystics and Aussie dreadlocks swimming at the bridge and in the Vernal pool. It is possible that some 5th class climbing occurred. Swan Slabs, I think. Now, I've got ahead of myself. Back to consumption; The two beers that I mentioned earlier were the Abita Triple Haze and the Stone Ruination. The Triple Haze is very fruity. I had tasted it but tonight the timing was right. I had just finished a good session at the Sanctuary Rock Gym with 10 runs on the auto belay. I was still hot and a refreshing beer was just the trick. I'm not hard to please when it comes to beer and the Stone Ruination did a nice job satisfying my taste for hops.
2. F*#k Honnold. I went out of my way to bring a hot Australian dreadlocked mystic babe to the base of El Cap this week and who do we run in to? None other than the best climber in the world and his 59 minions making the easiest wall trail even easier. I could barely pull it clean in my flip-flops and I'm old-as. They were all nice and sh#t and now she wants to "climb El Capitan". Whatever points that I earned at Donner, Puppy Dome and Swan Slabs were totally blown. Even the damn bears were all cute and docile with cubs eating apples. We even got campsites and let the dog chill on puppy ledge. We poached camping at Travertine ( my bad) and hot tubbed in the moonlight with a respectable vet. Australia-Dread-Adventure-Babe swims in Vernal Falls pool like it's an everyday thing. 10 days in the Gypsy trailer and all I get is " Hey, cool trailer" everyday and great conversations with cool people. Everything is so nice that It's practically Canadian. I even had to do stupid human tricks for a Sherriff in a Samurai and a CHiPs in Sierraville. They were all funnny and nice and let me go on my way. Charmed, I'm sure. If I believed in a god then I'd think that he favored me. Is it still an adventure if all the unexpected stuff is really good and happy-making?
3. I'm Nobody on the Road to Nowhere. Between 4:15 and 9:14 tonight I played soccer at my 5 year old kid's school, played in the ocean with him and then we watched the surfers rip Lover's Point (the best part;). I dropped him at his mom's and got about 300' feet of gym climbing in before the beers that led me here.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Oct 17, 2014 - 01:04pm PT
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Not yet. Can't drink and drive. I've heard it's not the right thing to do. But Oakdale tonight at the Climbers' Festival. Or at dinner. Or after. Whateveah
Susan
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