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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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As the plan took shape, he patiently tuned the non-linear brainwave device to render babble coherent....and aimed it at the TACO....trying to understand what the hell it all meant..
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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he was shocked to see that Locker actually made sense when he posted...
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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And that crimpy was really a man...
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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that could lick his own balls.
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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And that my friends, is a real treat on a rainy afternoon. Don't care who ya're.
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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sending a tidal wave of a gender crisis throughout the interweb and spiking toothpaste sales in the greater st. louis area...
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 05:20pm PT
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(Holy shite! Nice Rally!!!)
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 05:22pm PT
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Not to mention the resulting collapse of the stock market and day-traders running out of their high-rise windows like lemmings by the dozens…
Is Mimi still dead ?!
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Mimi
climber
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Thanks to the rhino horn and chiseled brisket, I made it back just in time to help direct the shitfest on the WOS boy's ropes....only to find a party of Valley locals chopping the route and....
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 05:33pm PT
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day-traders running off of El Cap like lemmings by the dozens…
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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And now a MESSAGE from our Sponsor: Crest Ulta-Whites
Because if you're going to lick balls, you want your teeth to be the whitest & brightest!
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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TRG--Hysterical!
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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And the sun was obscured by a mighty fog, and rain slanted down from a black cloud, and vulturs circled overhead and a voice was carried on the wind, and it was Mimi's voice, and the voice was wise and sage and smart and randy and brassy and recalcitrant and secure and remote and husky and sexy and strange and self-contained and the voice said:
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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Then she noticed a hair... a hair between her teeth, quickly she...
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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...used that curly black pube to floss the rest of her teeth and...
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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tongued her tooth gap and said hey swee'thang, can i buy you a fithsh sandwich?
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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All the while thinking to herself.... "Holy sh#t Largo...that was one hell of a sentence!"
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
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followed by, "Uh, was yo' father a meat burglar...? Here'sth why I ask, sweet thang..."
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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At which point, Crest sued the living hell out of PTPP for using "ball sack hair" for screamers on WSR. Then Barbella followed up with a clean sweep by sueing him for his copyrighted "Baaahh-sque Velcro Gloves"...
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