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The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Sep 2, 2011 - 09:17pm PT
Super Poopers

Smearfest
hairyapeman

Trad climber
Fres-yes
Sep 2, 2011 - 09:26pm PT
Gone in Sixty Seconds

Harry Plopper

Big

Freddy Crapper

The Terd-inator


Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 2, 2011 - 09:28pm PT
The Temple Of Dooo



The Hangs Of New Dork
Gene

climber
Sep 2, 2011 - 09:34pm PT
Tail of Two Shyties
hairyapeman

Trad climber
Fres-yes
Sep 2, 2011 - 09:35pm PT
Pitch Black

Sponge Bob Shitpants

Look who's pooping now

nick d

Trad climber
nm
Sep 2, 2011 - 09:45pm PT
They wanted "Old Spice" but got a different brand of colon instead.
dipper

climber
Sep 2, 2011 - 09:57pm PT
The Sting
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 2, 2011 - 10:12pm PT
Three Days Of The Mud Falcon




Turd Runner
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Sep 2, 2011 - 10:25pm PT
Fecal Attraction

Into The Pile
Matt

Trad climber
primordial soup
Sep 2, 2011 - 11:15pm PT
me likey 'smearfest'
Matt

Trad climber
primordial soup
Sep 2, 2011 - 11:21pm PT
samesame as the "meaty*.* posts-

You as#@&%es can make fun all you want. Soon the facts will come out, and I will be vindicated, Skid and Bwaha will be proven to be inexperienced twits who had no right to be on my rock. Then you'll see.


that was posted (1st post ever) by Mimi*.*



fyi
Da_Dweeb

climber
Sep 3, 2011 - 02:03am PT
Yes Matt.
We figured that out.










And now, here's a post from "Real Mimi". She has something real important to say, so every pony in Ponyville should pay attention.

Mimi

climber
Sep 3, 2011 - 03:03am PT
Real Mimi here with a little late night entertainment.

page 54 of the Book of Dik, wherein all things are revealed:

After months of climbing, planning, and preparation, we left for the valley. We began our attempt on Wings of Steel (the name of our climb) early in the morning of May 4, 1982.

After years of pondering and restless waiting, the day of reckoning had arrived. Our most immediate concern was the huge pile of gear stashed in our tents. Could we move it all up the wall? Our calculations suggested we would have to live on the wall for a month. Were we deluded to think we could spend a month up there?

Instead of looking at the whole mound of gear in one mass, we had to look at it as the seven haul bags it would be, to be hauled up one by one, a lttle at a time. We could not yet grasp the thought of a month on the wall, but as we looked at the massive mound of gear, we thought we had covered all contingencies. We gained more confidence in our six months of planning.

We hiked to the base of the slab and wandered back and forth, looking for the most likely line of weakness with which to start the climb. Just looking up at the slab and thinking about the audacity of our undertaking was enough to send chills through me.

After a few hours we agreed upon the spot where Wings of Steel would leave the ground, and we determined that the next day we sould begin work on the first two pitches. We hiked badk to camp and began to rack up, all the while awash in waves of doubt and fear. As we racked, we talked. We gained courage from each other and cemented our resolve. We spent hours discussing a retreat, and decided that we were committed to the climb. Once we left the ground, we would rim out unless we were injured or the climbing became invalid in our minds. We made a vow to each other that neither of us would mention the "Q" word: QUIT! Our theory was that if neither of us started a discussion about quitting, we could never agree to quit.
We turned in that night with high hopes and soaring enthusiasm. That night I dreamed a vague dream about being "up there."
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Sep 3, 2011 - 03:08am PT
Trail of Smears


Caddyshat
Gene

climber
Sep 3, 2011 - 10:56am PT
Scaturday Night Fever
chez

Social climber
chicago ill
Sep 3, 2011 - 11:24am PT
now this post is worth reading!
SGropp

Mountain climber
Eastsound, Wa
Sep 3, 2011 - 12:57pm PT
Real Mimi,

In regards to the quote above, your point is.....?

Just what is it about this route and these climbers that was so profoundly offensive to warrant such unflinching hatred and contempt for all these years ?

Can you give us a concise and factual summary of what actually went on and how people that were there at the time felt about the FA. ?

No derogatory nicknames, no snide junior high school gossip , just the facts please.


Thanks
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Sep 3, 2011 - 01:31pm PT
I, Rivet


Slab Torino


Shittysberg


No Poop Tube For Old Men



chez

Social climber
chicago ill
Sep 3, 2011 - 02:49pm PT
Not Fish Finder
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Sep 3, 2011 - 04:28pm PT
Shat On A Hot Tin Roof

Revenge Of The Turds

Charmin Electra

Electra Glide In Poo


...I could go on all day like this. The possibilities.
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