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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 02:31pm PT
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Before anyone realized what was going on, democracy spread across Iraq and GWB was recognized worldwide as the greatest leader in history…
(ah forget it, that’s way too unrealistic. Let’s get back to a more reasonable storyline…)
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Yabo gathered up some tricams and began to climb.....LOL
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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...then he realized he'd planned to solo the thing, so he threw the tri-cams from a great height and they bonked on the heads of...
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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alfredo garcia, and the now pregnant and even creepier middle brady girl, causing Alice.......
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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to go into a fit of rage and kill all the other belay babes that were hanging around, and once more TR and Mimi were killed.
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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When Alice finally came down off the euphoric buzz of the killing spree...
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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everyone was left to ponder and face the aftermath of the demon tricam addiction which soon spread to.....
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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France, where they need all the lessons in "clean " they can get (stanky bastards).
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 03:14pm PT
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Meanwhile in the Dolomites, Sylvester Stallone, armed only with his trusty bolt gun…
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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had Jessie on the ropes.....
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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until a sudden buckle failure sent the entire party plummeting headlong into....
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
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the tallest summit beneath, where Jessie would steal yet another summit register...
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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which had only two listings....some Beckey guy, and Frank and Hal '91 sleeveless.
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Meanwhile, the Higher Brother, who had leveled off a bit to Middle Brother status, slid into a funk after waiting eagerly for the offering of tricams from Yabo only to see him pitch them off irreverently early on, sending the now Lower Brother into a vengeful rage as he pondered Yabo's climbing...
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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...shitting on all the ropes of the WoS FA team, filtering out the blame on some "fish-dude".
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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. . . and the remarkable resurrection of Mimi once again, made so by an extremely thin man in a Yankee's cap whose incantations raised the woman straightaway, to say nothing of the powdered rhino horn he sprinkled over her chiseled brisket, the effect of which . . .
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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chiseled brisket????LOL
Soon, an ASCA rehabilitation team was sent in to deal with the rampant and various addictions, first focusing on the leader Baron von ..........
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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Buzzkill, from a position high in the pines, tractor beam initiated, going hot pickel...
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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...when Lost Arrow heard "hot pickle".....hot pickle juice spewed into the air (with a pH balance of 1), it burned the living hell out of Mimi and TR.......leaving them dead.....AGAIN!!
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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The Arrow then went straight into Degnan's, first encountering the already seething.......
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