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Anastasia
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(I don't know if anyone posted this joke yet but heck, this one is for you Nita!)
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually in charge!
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Yep we sure do. Plane caught fire. Pilot changed course to get to nearest landing. Then everyone asphyxiated before they got there. Plane kept going on auto pilot until it dumped in the drink at 101Ex25S.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Adam my boy! Re your last post:
What 3 here and 20 in other climbing related threads, ^^^^^^^those things are endangered species around these parts, they have morphed into cows.
Boy you Americans sure like to presume things don't you.
It appears you are understating----your posts on this thread young lad, per this screenshot.
However, you can work up from your current pile of schist.
Do you have any sheep jokes?
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Don't mess with Fritz. He has his own sheep ranch in Idaho.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Sanskara - We start trailwork first Sunday in May. If you can't climb much for a bit,why not come join in? I didn't see what happened to your foot, so maybe you can't be on it, but we're always happy to have volunteers.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
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Do you every get hungry when you smell your farts
Mine always smells like "jack"o"lantern"
Burnt Pumpkin
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2014 - 01:46pm PT
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Leave me alone, matt
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Sanskara
climber
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Happie...
I actually was thinking last year that I should volunteer for some trail work at the reserve at some point. Being I have an extensive background in construction I figure it at least a decent starting point and that I might be of more value than your average volunteer. Who knows maybe it would just make me more of a pain in the ass? I am sure trail work is kinda an art form though. If not I could see it as at the least being a pretty specific skill set!
Anyway last year I was spending 3-4 days a week down there living outa the back of my truck. Before I busted up my foot that was the pan again this year. As of now I am non weight bearing. My next doctors apt is in 4 weeks. Hopefully I can be back in action climbing hard for July-October.
As soon as I am weight bearing I will let you know as I would love to give what I can. I noticed the thread over on MP with regard to the new camp ground. I have to admit that although I am not a fan of the overbuilt fancy cedar kiosks and visitors center I do feel fortunate to have such a resource at my disposal regardless. I am more than happy to pay my $100 to see the place not turned into another development of overpriced town homes for the well to do.
Regardless of how I feel about the specifics I would rather have the place than not...
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
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They're not my bloody friends.
Quit harassing me.
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pyro
Big Wall climber
Calabasas
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hope all is well my fat fine french canadien!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Sanskara - our trail crew can seem more like the Keystone Cops than a finely tuned machine most of the time. The skills are brawn, and common sense for the most part, mixed with a little bit of irreverence(OSHA would not approve of some of the stuff we do). Loading/unloading the cables into various griphoists, and getting the anchors and directionals set well for them is the biggest technical thing(and getting people to set them one way when someone think it should be something else causes the most annoyance).
But yeah -just come if/when you can.
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Brokedownclimber
Trad climber
Douglas, WY
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Anita-
FWIW: The account of Adam Thomas has been deactivated. Whatta' Troll!
Cheers!
Rodger
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Anita. hope you are healing well and in good spirits.
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thebravecowboy
climber
in the face of the fury of the funk
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Apr 29, 2014 - 04:29pm PT
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blasts of cold dry desert wind punctuated with hot eau d'beef-poopz made this a memorably uncomfortable belay yesterday.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 29, 2014 - 04:39pm PT
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juicy beef farts
mmmmmmmm
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Apr 29, 2014 - 06:24pm PT
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Was doing my solo circuit @ the leap on friday, the place was busy. I saw some small piece of trash @ the base of one of the most populer climbs. I picked it up and was trying to figuer out what it was. it looked like a little mouse with blood on it. When I did realize what I was holding in my hand I dropped it really quickly and cleaned my hand with fresh chalk.....
YUK!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 29, 2014 - 07:20pm PT
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I always pack out my tampons
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Apr 29, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
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^^ now THAT's TMI!
(laffin')
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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Apr 29, 2014 - 07:42pm PT
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TMI alert!!!
regarding Ed's pic of Happie jammin'. For the unfortunate few around here who haven't done it, Sunnyside Jam is not trivial. Great fun though. Didja do pitch 2?
(I'm a poet and didn't even know it)
!!!end TMI alert
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Apr 29, 2014 - 07:49pm PT
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I seriously hope it was part of some first aid emergency and not your basic monthly maitaince. Even if it was used to stem an injury someone should clean up the bio mess when the patching is completed...
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