newsflash: sport climbing is stupid

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Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 27, 2002 - 12:18pm PT
sport climbers were always fags because they wore that shiny lycra...
MOAC Man

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 27, 2002 - 01:07pm PT
11:00AM
3 phone calls, one not work related, one wrong number.
Why the hell am I at work?
So suppose I better help to keep this topic going.
There is not a great deal of thought needed to sport climb. Everything one has to think about in sport climbing is multiple numerous times when trad climbing. Thinking is something one really needs little of in sport climbing.
There will that help?
MM
jmlangford

Intermediate climber
San Luis Obispo County, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2002 - 11:37pm PT
You know what is stupid? It is people ripping on other people because of their choice of climbing styles. It is ALL climbing! Go do whichever one you want and don't worry about what someone else chooses.
anonymous pussy poster

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2002 - 12:35am PT
hey langford guy,

you are too nice and normal for this forum

go back to climbing.com where people carry on reasonable discourse

or- better yet.. post here on ST when the topics are vital and real. then you can hang...

but to make a logical statement on THIS nonsensical thread? whatta are you stupid? this is donny spewing sh#t. it's fun. it's mayhem. it's dumb. so no room for your PC opinions, in my non-PC opinion.

p.s. i think you do a great job over on that other site. I LOVE the old john gill photos. but get with the program. sport climbing sucks. no it doesnt. yes it does. f*#k you, too.
jmlangford

Intermediate climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2002 - 03:45am PT
hey anon. pussy...I am not there anymore, neither are my photos...just give me a little time, I won't stay 'logical' for long!
jmlangford

Intermediate climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2002 - 03:50am PT
You're right pussy, I went back and read more of the posts on this thread...any climbing other than what I am doing at the time sucks. Ironic that I am not on that other site any more...I left because I was not PC enough...now you are calling me PC...I am cracking up! I might begin to like this place.
grr

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2002 - 02:30pm PT
welcome, langie. Now f*#k off.
Donnie

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2002 - 02:57pm PT
Big walls and trad is soooo LAME, push the limit on real hard bolted climbs! Why is it soooooo cool to do a LAME a3 somewhere on a stupid bigwall when itīs freeable with bolts and maybe 5.13????? Trad climbers make excuses that itīs sooooo hard to place gear so a "5.10 is realy harder than a 5.12 sport climb", YOU are so LAME you wankers....
The only good thing about Copperhead (lame s.o.b) is that itīs only good for smashing it on the head with a hammer!!!
jmlangford

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2002 - 04:46pm PT
Thanks for the love grr, you make me feel right at home!LOL!
More Air

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2002 - 11:25pm PT
Donnie, Pop Quiz

Do You...

 Spend a 40 hour week trying to link 3 moves together?
 Live with parents?
 Have a velour chalk bag?
 Own a pointer stick?
 Use an emery board?
 Shave legs and or chest?
 Use a tablecloth on picnic tables?
 Get scared & freeze up when you climb above 30 feet?
 Think El Cap is something you wear on your head?
 Use that bidet in your bathroom?
 Eat Quiche?

If you answered yes to all or most of these questions, then you're a PURE gym climber.
Donny Is Dumb

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 30, 2002 - 02:45pm PT
Aliright. No way In hell Is that sporty The Real Donny. Donny is a Dumbass, He spells it Donny, And that troll is just not Dumb enough. So dont even try to be donny dumbass. You See Donny tho dumb was great for a laugh or two. I hate to say but i miss him on this thread he always proved again and again why sport climbers, not always tho usually are Supid. and wussies. Thank you
the Ooze

Novice climber
West Va., USA
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 31, 2002 - 08:50am PT
Hey Jody.

Wow, they use profanity here, huh?

That's f*#king awesome.

Who are all these dickheads?

Jody and I were like f*#king gods on that other stupid site.
jmlangford

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2003 - 08:20pm PT
Hey ooze! That other site is pretty good...I just have some severe problems with some of the hypocritical people in positions of power over there...good to see ya here...I wonder if we will get in trouble for hijacking this thread...back on the subject...sport climbing sucks! no, it rules! it sucks! it rules!
The Ooze

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2003 - 10:33pm PT
What?
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Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2003 - 10:40pm PT
Are you serious? How do you flunk out of RC.com??
The Immoderator

Novice climber
ST membership board
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2003 - 11:02pm PT
gentlemen-and i use the term loosely

let me reiterate grr's welcome. now f*#k off.
If you really flunked out of rc.commie congradulations. you have the requisite lack of morals and tact to excel on stupid torpor. You do however, seem a bit too literate to be for real. Are you in fact NPS spies, or worse, British bouldering entrepenuers?
As you may have noticed, profanity is required here. as is slander, libel and scatological obsession. If you are smart enough to know your IQ, and it is more than two digits long please return to RC.COM and beg for forgiveness. (Pleas for forgiveness must be submitted in HTML code only on the second tuesday of each month).
If you're interested in premium membership, please dredge up a post that is at least six months old and has a minimum of 100 posts. May i suggest a bolting argument. Or to make really big points and influence others, copy/paste the entire slacklining forum from RC.com as a reply to Ammon's post about his glorious Zodiac record. Now that would be cool!
As part of your membership package you will recieve a downloadable stupidtopo of donny's proud gym route "The imposter" and a letter of reccomendation to the EPC, signed by chongo and ?
Good Luck, welcome and f*#k off.
jmlangford

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 4, 2003 - 12:01am PT
I blew snot out of my nose laughing at immoderator's post. That is an ammusing way to put it..."flunking out of rc.com"

Thanks for the welcome.
dogsnax

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 4, 2003 - 12:44am PT
this has got to be the funniest thread ever on supertopo, not to mention one of the longest lasting. it should win some type of award.
Donnie

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 4, 2003 - 02:20am PT
Hey U More Air doode! Why would u care if i live with my old ones? It saves money and i can work really hard moves during the week because i dont have to work like u sucker! And yes i have a chalkbag and a pointer stick is the sh#t for working out, but u wouldnt get the consept of that anyway,and what the f*#k is a emeryboard anyway?! And why the hell would i shave for.................? Go back to your couch and eat some more fat ,u air head!


Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 6, 2003 - 12:44pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.html?m=14118&f=25&b=0
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