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Mimi
climber
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for there was fear that it might 'blow' because of the provocative advances by the Cookie. She worked as a fluffgirl for years in the LA porn industry. So Half Dome...
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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[queue voiceover] PAGING DR.PHIL!......PAGING DR. PHIL!....DR. PHIL, please use the cafeteria courtesy phone.....
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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picking up the phone Dr. Phil instantly recognized Lois' voice...
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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he listened for a while, then asked Lois to PLEASE stop repeating and paraphrasing herself over and over while...
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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he tried in vain to extricate himself from the conversation.
Meanwhile, back in the Valley...
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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....Star Jones was working over Bernie's #12 Valley Giant! It was then Dr. Phil broke out into a jealous rage and....
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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a stealth submarine made entirely of hemp, powered with old french fry lard and manned with dreadlocked Earth Firsters, settled under the lower falls..awaiting a long stroking session with the Lost Arrow, because their healing crystals told them too...
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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and that's roughly the time Mimi walked by and said, "If it was left up to me, I'd . . ."
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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...stroke Werner's karma for a dollar.
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Mimi
climber
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twist a fatty and consult those crystals s'more...
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Mimi
climber
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But the NPS, not realizing that Arrow spooge was actually a rare panacea, saw it as a potential environmental disaster. The Earth Firsters called a meeting to edumacate the rangers about why it was necessary to continue with their plan. So...
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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after the valley was buried two feet deep by LA spooge, the divisive topic of did you spit or swallow created a deep rift among...
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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That baby dinasaur tore through the crowd like a hobo through ham sandwhich., until..
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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he found chongo secret sleeping area the dinasour and chongo sat down talked about
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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hauling until eventually, it found itself alone at the base of the Great Long Dong, disappearing into the mist.....
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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But there was a wiggling in his belly...had he eaten the dinosaur?
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Mimi
climber
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Half Dome and El Cap quickly reminded the spectators that the Cookie could no longer swallow after having half her head blown off last time she did Watkins. The Merced was never the same. Then the Rostrum pointed out that...
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Not being chronsynclastically infundibulated, the baby could wait. A loud voice blared from the gloom "Yabo! You know what you must do!"
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
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So, springing off , knowing he was more fun than a greased up midget....
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