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Tarbuster
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Jul 25, 2006 - 12:56am PT
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Battle Stations Kids!
I have news from afar:
The Reardon thread is 166 posts just behind,
Darn tootin' pert right on our tails.
Plus, methinks a couple truble makers are starting to ring in some sense over there. So be on the alert.
Gotta keep the karmik scales of spoof and aloof up to the task.
Our fates 'er in the balance as 'twere.
'N remembers yous dads this:
quality + quantity = the shyte.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 25, 2006 - 03:55am PT
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dirtineye:
Jenna will crush you and humiliate you, it may be fun for a while but it would soon wear off. I think the safest thing to do is wait till she returns from her roadtrip and pray she posts some gratuitous lycra shots, keep the relationship at wrists length as it were.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 25, 2006 - 04:29am PT
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Tarbuster:
Woah man.... you need to get out more, this isn't healthy
That 5.10 standards thread is quite good tho' I'm hoping to spend a few days in Yose towards the end of the year, and am trying to get fitter. I just know I'm gonna get my ass whipped on those crack lines
See that "newsflash: sport climbing is stupid" thread started by 'yo'. Up to 306 posts already! It's cheap and childish, but they say immitation is the sincerest for of flattery.
Say I could do it on this one to ease it over the magical 444
>>Our fates 'er in the balance as 'twere
So true, I feel like the wagons are circled, we're down to our last box of ammo, and the indians are still coming over the hill.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 25, 2006 - 04:37am PT
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Jaybro
We got down about nine pm from climbing on Saturday night, I flicked the radio on as we pulled out on the main road to Llanberis(North Wales) and they were just starting the Saturday night play on BBC Radio 4. It was 'The Name of The Rose' for a moment I thought of you guys - is that synchronicity or something.
BURT was a hoot, that Yosemite TR cracked me up!
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Tarbuster
climber
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Jul 25, 2006 - 10:31am PT
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Godspeed feller kiddie hucksters.
I think Locker must be out by the shack, next to the knotty pine, preening his fragile egg shell mind.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 25, 2006 - 11:01am PT
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I think he's swapped his Gollum outfit for an Indian headress and he's circling us now.
LEB can we have a recipe please!
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mcKbill
Boulder climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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Jul 25, 2006 - 11:18am PT
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"JOHNX01 YOU ARE A SINNER AND A FORNICATOR, YOUR JUDGEMENT TIME IS NOW....... "
 I just read this (yer reaction to the cloud pics) and nearly blew hot coffee out my nose! Whew, close call.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Jul 25, 2006 - 11:25am PT
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What a Great sentence there Tar-baby!
Janet, dear Janet, if I mentioned you, SOMEONE sould claim I was stalking you, and then 50 others would believe it, and it would all end badly. OOPS! Too late.
But anyway, I guess I would choose either Yosemite Sam (but someone else is probably more suited, mayber someone who had actually been to yosemite, and I am after all a little anti-yosemetic, hehe), Elmer Fudd, or some other suitable cartoon character.
OR, you could resurrect that old idea of me being a reincarnated hopi indian female prostitute with strong lesbian preferences. Pick a name, but make it a good indian name, like, for instance, Climbs-with-Idiots.
John-boy, well, jenna might beat me up, it's true, but think of the makeup potential later.
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scuffy b
climber
Chalet Neva-Care
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Jul 25, 2006 - 11:31am PT
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John, be not overly concerned about that other thread, the "stupid" one. Yes, it's "already" up to 306 posts,
but it's been going for 4 years!
I think Locker is troubled. It is possible that someone
has had this idea in the past, but maybe not.
He puts up a brave front, but I believe that he is crumbling
under the stress. He doesn't know how to commit.
Is it a tighty-whitey kind of day? Black boxers? T'ai Chi?
Shadow boxing?
Without Agent Kream he is a lost man.
Even Cheetos may not be enough to save him.
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Tarbuster
climber
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Jul 25, 2006 - 01:55pm PT
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well done lad.
now back to the salt mines and net us some more knatty repartee.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 25, 2006 - 02:22pm PT
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Dingus
What's your 3 favourite trolls off rec.climbing, links to threads appreciated.
John
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WoodySt
Trad climber
Riverside
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Jul 25, 2006 - 02:39pm PT
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I was going to post something profound, but I'm exhausted from reading the thread.
One of Locker's brothers died so he's traveling and busy with family affairs.
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Tarbuster
climber
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Jul 25, 2006 - 03:09pm PT
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thanks for the lockster update.
comrad down and a brother no less.
whew.
godspeed locker.
our sincere condolences.
perhaps you'll need to rest your heart's eyes and engage in some nutty and discursive banter upon your return. or knott.
we're here for ya locker, in as much as a group of stray cyberville hounds can be.
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 25, 2006 - 03:22pm PT
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That is terrible news.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 25, 2006 - 04:30pm PT
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Locker Man
That's terrible news mate. Sincerest condolences
Thanks WoodySt for letting us know
-John
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Jacob
Trad climber
yucky valley
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Jul 25, 2006 - 07:45pm PT
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best wishes to him and his family
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 25, 2006 - 08:24pm PT
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gosh,
gee,
and there we were in a lull and mourning.
go girl.
well dunn.
what else ya got?
we don't need teh know ya.
juss tell us a story jenna, or a snippit.
hey Lois.
recess is over.
back to it!
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Jul 25, 2006 - 08:46pm PT
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We are not climbers. We are Computer Drones.
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Jul 25, 2006 - 09:16pm PT
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I think I wanna marry Jenna, although I have knott yet seen her.
As far as splitting the thread and counting the total posts, what a ridiculous crock!
You would have a holy fuçk of a long way to go before remotely approaching the legendary
Stonemaster Stories or the Mussy Neb series.
Ain't gonna happen, no matter how many garbage throw-away posts are added.
Remember kids, think quality knott quantity...
One more thought: I kinda like the way this thread is taking forever
to load––even on a 6 megabit cable connection. As Louis Armstrong sang:
We Have All The Time In The World (From Russia With Love).
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Jul 25, 2006 - 09:44pm PT
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Boy that Jenna gal is mean.
I think I'm in luv.
How does that go again, hit me, beat me, make me feel cheap?
OR was it pet, me greet me, buy me a new jeep?
Fvck if I can remember.
Relax Jenna, nobody will ever ever know you, or anyone else anyway, even if they try.
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