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Grippa

Trad climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Nov 10, 2012 - 02:25pm PT
middle finger injury ends climbing season - f*#k!

replace climbing with skiing bottomless Utah pow...
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 10, 2012 - 02:29pm PT
Good on you, Silver. Hi yo!

Buster slump?

But apparently, given his record of takes vs. sends this year, Vitaliy's way too busy throwing himself at peaks to worry about valleys.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 10, 2012 - 02:51pm PT

I had to google it. LOL Silver.


FWP: I am not into thick women. :(
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Nov 18, 2012 - 10:04pm PT
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 26, 2012 - 04:11pm PT
There was no free honey packets in the Yosemite cafeteria this weekend....I mean WHAT THE F*#K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you gonna charge 12+$ for dinner, give me some honey!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 26, 2012 - 05:19pm PT
Vitya, I hope you meant to say "Give me some, honey!"
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 26, 2012 - 05:43pm PT
There was a cute honey there- didn't give me 'any' neither. FFFFKKKKKKK!
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Nov 27, 2012 - 10:14am PT
at four, now five pillows, she calls me an overachiever
MikeL

climber
SANTA CLARA, CA
Nov 27, 2012 - 07:36pm PT
Getting bored with your life of leisure.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 15, 2012 - 12:48am PT
I really hate all the time and trouble it takes to re-balance my portfolio.
I hate having to weigh the advantages and disadvantages of taxable versus non-taxable bond funds.
I hate having to keep a four-figure balance in my checking account in order to collect interest.
I hate waiting for my woman to decide which Caribbean island we are going to this year.
I hate having young women throw themselves at me for my money.

I have a complete collection of Climbing and Rock & Ice that I'm selling.



I really hate not having SLR's problems. And his Climbing Magazines.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 15, 2012 - 01:18am PT
I can never time the lights right to make it less than 12 minutes to work from Canoga Park to Reseda.

The LA commute sucks!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 15, 2012 - 08:44am PT
"...hell the flight attendants didn't even shave their armpits! Men!"
"...sitting in a prison chair in the sky..."

Double-dog Doh!

That's entirely bogus!


"Carnitage! Mmmm tasty. Then cake, and lots and lots of laughter, the teenage girl kind, some of the best laughter ever heard on the planet really. La famila, :-)"

That's realidad, Dad!

Felices fiestas, Dingus!



sunflower

climber
Dec 15, 2012 - 01:18pm PT
Great story, glad you connected all the dots at right time and made it to Katie's birthday.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 19, 2012 - 07:54pm PT
Several grocery store owners claim Norway’s dairy conglomerate Tine, which regulates and controls the national market, still isn’t managing to produce enough butter to meet demand. Meanwhile, Tine’s role as market regulator remains under fire, food prices have been confirmed as the highest in Europe, and now the dairy has even landed in trouble over a controversial promotion.

Newspaper Aftenposten reported Wednesday that supplies of butter on grocery store shelves, especially in Oslo, aren’t lasting until the next delivery. Both the NorgesGruppen chain, which owns Kiwi, Spar, Meny, Joker and Ultra stores among others, report they’ve run empty for butter during the run-up to the Christmas holidays.

http://www.newsinenglish.no/2012/12/19/dominant-dairy-draws-more-flak/

Whiny Vikings.
lubbockclimber

Trad climber
lubbock,tx
Dec 19, 2012 - 08:47pm PT
Bump yo
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 20, 2012 - 12:13am PT
There was a HUGE freaking line at REI today. And I waited and was 5 minutes late to the dinner owners of the company I work for organized. On the way to the dinner I was nervous because I knew I will be a few minutes late. But when I got there I was one of the first people to arrive and felt stupid. :((
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Dec 20, 2012 - 01:25am PT
Raptor closures.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 20, 2012 - 05:50am PT
Somebody's always telling me this. It's not very polite.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 20, 2012 - 12:21pm PT
A little Canadian content.

Canadian Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve Theft: Police Close In On Culprits

MONTREAL - There has been a break in the case of a massive maple syrup heist, with police announcing that a months-long multi-jurisdictional search has yielded three arrests and the seizure of millions' worth of stolen sticky stuff.

Three people were nabbed Tuesday in connection with the theft of a large quantity of the national condiment from a warehouse in Quebec.

About 2.7 million kilos of maple syrup, worth up to $18 million, was reported missing after a routine inventory check last summer.

Or, if your preferred unit of measurement is pancakes, the stolen amount would have been enough to dump a one-tablespoon topping on a whopping 183 million flapjacks.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/12/18/maple-syrup-theft-arrests_n_2322943.html

And then there's Apuckalypse Now, where the owners and players went on strike, and no one cared.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Dec 20, 2012 - 12:32pm PT
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