At what point do you have too many PADS bouldering?

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mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Jan 24, 2012 - 05:34pm PT
drn-n-ner, ner-ner, ner-ner, ner-ner, ner
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 24, 2012 - 06:17pm PT
So, weakwrist's shtick for the last decade or so is that he's "young", perhaps, virginal?

Rox' is that of a southern redneck raised in "Kali" who has seen the light and escaped to the nirvana of "I don't know" while remaining similarly pure.

Anyone ever see a photo of them together? They are the same, nonclimbing, troll ain't "he"?
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 24, 2012 - 06:17pm PT
Is that the time I drove off the freeway at 70, into the grass, woke up and just cruised full speed back into my lane? Nobody said a word at the time as I recall.

I could be wrong about that...


OOOOOOh yeah, that was you. We were on the I-5 about 50 miles north of Bakerfield.

Good times!

You prolly don't remember it being Watusi 'cause he was, like, 9 years old at the time, and looked a little different...
corcoran

climber
Eugene, OR
Jan 25, 2012 - 01:37pm PT
I have nothing better to do with my time than publicly criticize other people on teh.interwebs for climbing things that I will never have the strength or courage to even contemplate attempting, in a style that is completely harmless to the rock or other people, but nonetheless, a style which I find distasteful.
klk

Trad climber
cali
Jan 25, 2012 - 01:57pm PT
jeebus, this is still going?
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 25, 2012 - 02:08pm PT
Like an energizer bunny, Kerwin.

Ankle saver stack, highball, hard, questionable landing:

bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 25, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
Of course, we can always go back to the oldskool tactics:

mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Jan 25, 2012 - 02:24pm PT
fattrad, 1,000,000 of course.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jan 25, 2012 - 06:15pm PT
Man, the projection on this thread is high comedy.

Unemployable taterhead bum Rox, thinks a guy who does field work half the time and thus sleeps in the rig while on assignment is a bum. Roxy, you do understand that Wes works? Like a job? Like the thing that nobody will hire you for because you're a ridiculous long winded blowhard jerkoff? Yeah, that's you, engaged in projection.


And the delicate little flower Coz, who is in perhaps the gayest picture ever posted on the taco that wasn't from the Homoclimbtastic boys, the same Coz that brags about how many dudes he can squeeze in his hotub...is talking about someone being a poofter? Coz, lookup "projection" ya fairy.

KDD

climber
bishop
Jan 25, 2012 - 06:30pm PT
the thing is big and real, pads no pads if you start up it and really commit to the climbing, down-climbing would be a nightmare.

many folks have eyed it for sure, myself included and it never registered to drag that many pads out, you need lots, the landing is BAD. my vision was limited, his was not, no better no worse.

i was present to watch alex, he was suprised by the quantity of pads that showed up. i brought him one as well.

someone will top-rope it and solo it with no pads.

someone may just walk up and climb it.

it was a great piece of climbing that i really enjoyed watching.

super inspiring and fun to be a part of.

nice work alex

kevin daniels
S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Jan 25, 2012 - 06:56pm PT
Thanks Kevin for getting things back on track.

proud send
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Jan 25, 2012 - 07:07pm PT
So maybe it went like this: Alex mentioned that the landing was heinous and he wondered if a few friends wouldn't mind bringing their pads... Thinking maybe 4 or 5 would end up being used....

So what was he supposed to do when so many people who like him and want to support him, Na d who knows, maybe even a few girls thinking they can make a move on him afterwards and that pad might come in ha......umm, anyway, back to the story.

So what is he supposed to do? Say to himself "How many pads is too many? And how do I tell my friends who brought their pad along that, no, I think I'd better not have TOO many pads..."

Maybe the pad numbers that arrived was organic, spontaneous, and not something he even considered?


S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Jan 25, 2012 - 07:09pm PT
thats what I was thinking, Happie.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jan 25, 2012 - 07:56pm PT
You seem to sometimes be stranded in your own little world.

Rankin

Social climber
Greensboro, North Carolina
Jan 25, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
Are we talking Mondo pads or smaller ones? That can make a difference. Someone should do some math, and maybe come up with an algorithm based on different brands and models. It would probably make a cool App. You enter in your pads, a difficult rating, a landing rating and the height of the boulder, and it tells you how "manly" you are. I'm thinking that Honnold's efforts on Too Big to Flail would score well.
kennyt

climber
California
Jan 25, 2012 - 09:29pm PT
Hey Rox, would you use a bouldering pad lined and filled with with wolf pelts?
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Jan 25, 2012 - 09:42pm PT
What is that SMELL!!!
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 25, 2012 - 09:55pm PT
ElCapinCozsAss is MTucker. Did you not get the memo?
Broken

climber
Texas
Jan 25, 2012 - 10:45pm PT
Regarding Russ' question...

Kevin Jorgeson addressed that question in an interview after he used a ton of pads on something. I can't recall the exact quote, but it was ~"I use as many pads as necessary to cover the landing zone. In this case, it still didn't make it safe."

...

Great post from Kevin Daniels. Words from someone who is out there doing it really cut right through all the B.S. on this thread...
mynameismud

climber
backseat
Jan 25, 2012 - 10:49pm PT
This Coz dude seems to have some well thought out posts for someone that needs spell check to get cuz correct. Sheesh.

Cannot believe that dude passed up the no shower chick and the Tempurpedick.

I mean DAM!
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