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steelmnkey

climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
Sep 23, 2009 - 02:13pm PT
You'd need some sort of topo of the original route... you don't want someone screwing you out of your bucks after you got sh*t on and all, just because you didn't do it "right."
Ray-J

Social climber
socal
Sep 23, 2009 - 02:53pm PT
A c note to call grossman a dick....

Hahahahaa!

Too funny.
Bubba Ho-Tep

climber
Evergreen, CO
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 03:36pm PT
Ray - It's a c note to do it for the first two pitches.

Hell, he might be there for days....
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Sep 23, 2009 - 03:45pm PT
In my sock drawer I found a bottle of nail polish. It's red. I'm tossing that into the Bounty.
Prod

Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
Sep 23, 2009 - 03:46pm PT
Hey Nature. Was that next to the thong I sent you? Did you ever try it on? Honest now...

Prod.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 03:58pm PT
So is this a 9 pitch bounty????

Or does the cash scooper need to rim out on one of them other piles?
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:01pm PT
I'm on the hook for one case of beer (and maybe one of Oregon Pinot) and Werner is on the hook for the other case.
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:02pm PT
Russ, you should consider putting up a ledge with wheels on it...
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:32pm PT
Rim out your piles...
-to the tune of bring out your dead.
adventurous one

Trad climber
Truckee Ca.
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:34pm PT
lmaorotf........

Is there a precendent for a sh#t splattered sa team on the cover of one of the climbing mags? Maybe one of the mags could guarantee a cover shot to up the ante to entice a sponsored climber to give it a go (or sh#t) lol.
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:43pm PT
I would pay some coin for the names of the shitters.

Please Advise.

Just one name?

Someone is protecting people. Its ass if a secret society was running the show.

Juan
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:44pm PT
I think someone once confessed, here....
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 04:44pm PT
I'm not hearing the money talking yet......

These guys can hold the cash and booty:

Matt

Trad climber
primordial soup
Sep 23, 2009 - 05:01pm PT
am i the only one wondering if we could boost the tv angle by getting a couple 14 or 15 yr old girls to do the SA, and then have that 'dateline- to catch a predator' show do a special el cap slab route addition?



"excuse me sir, what are you doing here?"

"nothing, eh"



"what's that in your pocket, sir?-
is that some sort of, you know, protection (or are you just happy to see me)?"

"don't be silly, it's a chisel!"



"sir, are you carrying, what is that, a stuffed animal of some sort?"

"i'm just here on vacation, eh!"
John Vawter

Social climber
San Diego
Sep 23, 2009 - 05:48pm PT
At last. A WoS thread that holds my interest. Two thumbs up. WAY up.
deuce4

climber
Hobart, Australia
Sep 23, 2009 - 06:06pm PT
I'll throw in my A5 double portaledge if the route gets climbed by two girls in topless bikinis (Pass the Pitons Pete can go with them), and, as an extra bonus, my A5 waterproof haulbag if they take along a poodle.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 06:16pm PT

Still waiting on the rules.... only really have this weekend to make it happen.

waiting.....................



zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 23, 2009 - 06:17pm PT
how much for a sheep?
deuce4

climber
Hobart, Australia
Sep 23, 2009 - 06:23pm PT
I suppose my conditions wouldn't involve any ethical/stylistic matters, but the bikini girls would be required to be wearing only the topless bikinis at all times when the sun was shining on the wall. Of course they'd have to rim out with Pete.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Sep 23, 2009 - 06:28pm PT
This thread is CLASSIC!

I haven't gotten up off the floor for 45 posts!

Oh and I'll throw in my services as a Chef, I am envisioning a huge Carcathon complete with my trailer spit and kegs!

Let me know so I can order the Flesh!
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