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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Sep 23, 2009 - 02:13pm PT
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You'd need some sort of topo of the original route... you don't want someone screwing you out of your bucks after you got sh*t on and all, just because you didn't do it "right."
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Ray-J
Social climber
socal
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Sep 23, 2009 - 02:53pm PT
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A c note to call grossman a dick....
Hahahahaa!
Too funny.
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Bubba Ho-Tep
climber
Evergreen, CO
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 23, 2009 - 03:36pm PT
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Ray - It's a c note to do it for the first two pitches.
Hell, he might be there for days....
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Sep 23, 2009 - 03:45pm PT
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In my sock drawer I found a bottle of nail polish. It's red. I'm tossing that into the Bounty.
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Prod
Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
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Sep 23, 2009 - 03:46pm PT
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Hey Nature. Was that next to the thong I sent you? Did you ever try it on? Honest now...
Prod.
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Sep 23, 2009 - 03:58pm PT
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So is this a 9 pitch bounty????
Or does the cash scooper need to rim out on one of them other piles?
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Sep 23, 2009 - 04:01pm PT
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I'm on the hook for one case of beer (and maybe one of Oregon Pinot) and Werner is on the hook for the other case.
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Sep 23, 2009 - 04:02pm PT
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Russ, you should consider putting up a ledge with wheels on it...
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Sep 23, 2009 - 04:32pm PT
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Rim out your piles...
-to the tune of bring out your dead.
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adventurous one
Trad climber
Truckee Ca.
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Sep 23, 2009 - 04:34pm PT
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lmaorotf........
Is there a precendent for a sh#t splattered sa team on the cover of one of the climbing mags? Maybe one of the mags could guarantee a cover shot to up the ante to entice a sponsored climber to give it a go (or sh#t) lol.
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Sep 23, 2009 - 04:43pm PT
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I would pay some coin for the names of the shitters.
Please Advise.
Just one name?
Someone is protecting people. Its ass if a secret society was running the show.
Juan
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Sep 23, 2009 - 04:44pm PT
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I think someone once confessed, here....
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Sep 23, 2009 - 04:44pm PT
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I'm not hearing the money talking yet......
These guys can hold the cash and booty:
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Matt
Trad climber
primordial soup
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Sep 23, 2009 - 05:01pm PT
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am i the only one wondering if we could boost the tv angle by getting a couple 14 or 15 yr old girls to do the SA, and then have that 'dateline- to catch a predator' show do a special el cap slab route addition?
"excuse me sir, what are you doing here?"
"nothing, eh"
"what's that in your pocket, sir?-
is that some sort of, you know, protection (or are you just happy to see me)?"
"don't be silly, it's a chisel!"
"sir, are you carrying, what is that, a stuffed animal of some sort?"
"i'm just here on vacation, eh!"
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John Vawter
Social climber
San Diego
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Sep 23, 2009 - 05:48pm PT
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At last. A WoS thread that holds my interest. Two thumbs up. WAY up.
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:06pm PT
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I'll throw in my A5 double portaledge if the route gets climbed by two girls in topless bikinis (Pass the Pitons Pete can go with them), and, as an extra bonus, my A5 waterproof haulbag if they take along a poodle.
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:16pm PT
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Still waiting on the rules.... only really have this weekend to make it happen.
waiting.....................
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:17pm PT
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how much for a sheep?
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:23pm PT
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I suppose my conditions wouldn't involve any ethical/stylistic matters, but the bikini girls would be required to be wearing only the topless bikinis at all times when the sun was shining on the wall. Of course they'd have to rim out with Pete.
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Sep 23, 2009 - 06:28pm PT
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This thread is CLASSIC!
I haven't gotten up off the floor for 45 posts!
Oh and I'll throw in my services as a Chef, I am envisioning a huge Carcathon complete with my trailer spit and kegs!
Let me know so I can order the Flesh!
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