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Gunkie
climber
East Coast US
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Sep 18, 2009 - 08:44am PT
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...but it's OK to drive golf balls off El Cap Tower?
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Scared Silly
Trad climber
UT
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Sep 18, 2009 - 09:19am PT
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Okay someone needs to put up a route in this dumbass's honor and call it Lotta Balls.
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Sep 18, 2009 - 09:47am PT
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During the Facelift a few years ago, a golfer was spotted driving balls over Tunnel View parking area into the canyon from the hillside above. The Rangers were called and chased him but he got away.
Ken
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Sep 18, 2009 - 10:29am PT
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I guess the rangers need a faster golf cart.
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Sep 18, 2009 - 12:25pm PT
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How many golfballs would it take to fill in the bighorn mating grotto?
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Sep 18, 2009 - 12:29pm PT
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if you come off a pitch, just tell them that you stepped on a golf ball.
in fact, for now on, i am going to carry a titilest in my left pocket.
people will think i'm half nuts.
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JamesG
Sport climber
Simi Valley, CA
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Sep 18, 2009 - 12:42pm PT
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Are slung golf balls natural pro in JTree now then?
I wonder what routes take the most balls?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Sep 18, 2009 - 02:22pm PT
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What is the name and phone number of the golf course that employed him?
We should do a phone campaign that might help to discourage this type of egregious littering in the future.
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msiddens
Trad climber
Mountain View, CA
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Sep 18, 2009 - 02:34pm PT
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what an idiot.
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Lambone
Ice climber
Ashland, Or
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Sep 18, 2009 - 02:53pm PT
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whoa...where does one even come across 3,000 golf balls?
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Sep 19, 2009 - 09:49pm PT
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Fore! Just hitting through.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Sep 19, 2009 - 10:48pm PT
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I wonder if that explains Zappa's prostate cancer.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Sep 19, 2009 - 10:52pm PT
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i read the news today, oh boy...
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Sep 19, 2009 - 11:02pm PT
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3,000 golfballs in the jt park...
and though the balls were rather small...
they had to count them all..
hey, whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad rock climber?
A bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"!
A bad rock climber goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.
An lady on a bus was glancing sideways toward his pockets. A bit embarrassed, he said to the lady, "It's all right ma'am, they're just golf balls."
She nodded and smiled sympathetically said, "Tell me - is that something like tennis elbow?"
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Fogarty
climber
Back in time..
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Sep 20, 2009 - 11:31am PT
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I would love to TEE of on this guys HEAD!!!!
If I did would you give me a mulligan or a breakfast ball?
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Sep 20, 2009 - 12:58pm PT
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you mean a little brain salad surgery?
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rich sims
Trad climber
co
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Sep 20, 2009 - 02:02pm PT
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In the Valley I remember in the late 70s a guy hitting balls from the rim into the valley floor.
He was busted for stamping cans with the 5 cent stamp. Got greedy and did not wait for the ink to dry.
Mark the ranger busted him when he saw blue marks on his hand as he was counting the cans.
Getting busted and kicked out of the Valley for nickels and dines geezers , well maybe it added up to dollars as I do not remember if I saw him more than one season .
Started out with potatoes for stamps then switched to rubber erasers I guess he should have updated to fast drying ink..
The things that went on in the Lodge Parking lot .
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Sep 20, 2009 - 04:57pm PT
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Whatever you do don't tell Licky that a planeload of golfballs has crashed into Upper Merced Lake.
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ron gomez
Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
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Dec 28, 2009 - 07:01pm PT
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might not be related, but I was doing a route a while back and found a golf ball on a ledge. Kinda weird I thought, but then again, I heard of guys hitting balls off ledges on El Cap into the meadow below!
Peace
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