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Mimi
climber
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I almost forgot this ultraclassic. Strapadictomy.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Butthair and Across the River from Butthair.
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paul roehl
Boulder climber
california
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How about "Names in the Guidebook." Was that JTree or Suicide?
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Mimi
climber
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Any of you boys had a go at Snatch Power?
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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David's new route name is my current favorite:
"Warthog Speedball"
Any weird irreverence is cool for routenames - extra points for double entendres
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Black Widow - Midnight Rock - Leavenworth (not Kansas)
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Fluoride
Trad climber
Hollywood, CA
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Another vote for Edging Skills or Hospital Bills. And Ride a Wild Bago.
And I've always wanted to know the back story of Way-Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno and how that got it's name. Over near Y Crack in the Devil's Bathtub area.
That one klaus mentioned in a thread a while back about I Saw a Sleaze Revisit Ed, after Isosoles Revisted and that bad girlfriend story involving a guy named Ed. Eric saw the line next to IR, Walt came up with the name. I think Cade told the story. That was hilarious.
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wildone
climber
GHOST TOWN
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Nobody Walks in L.A. - J Tree
Heahtenistic Pursuit - Yos
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Gunkie
climber
East Coast US
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Swinging C#&%
...well someone had to post it.
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JohnRoe
Trad climber
State College, PA
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Climbin' Punishment
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Prod
Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
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Pizza Dick
Hank can fill in the story.
Prod.
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Concerned citizen
Big Wall climber
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Cemetery Gates, on the right wall of Cenotaph Corner, Llanberis Pass. The climb has a history and the name has a serendipitous origin.
Joe Brown's account of its first ascent in "The Hard Years" includes the statements "The position on the face was very sensational and frightening. I brought up Don (Whillans) and he was flabbergasted. 'Christ, this is a gripping place,' he muttered hoarsely. Neither of us seemed able to move." Remember, this is Brown and Whillans! Then, regarding the name, "Going home that night on the motor bike we saw a bus in Chester with Cemetery Gates on its indicator."
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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You've got to love 'Perilous Journey', a Breashears
'ultra modern horror death route (literally), in Eldorado
as Jim Erickson called it. . .
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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The Official Route of the 1984 Olympics
From Bad Traverse
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TwistedCrank
climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day
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"The Dripping Clit"
Not a great climb but what a name. Genious.
Crux was a mantle on a loose moss-covered block after pumping up a splitter.
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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And I've always wanted to know the back story of Way-Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno and how that got it's name.
Ask Kris Solem or Guy Keesee.....as I remember, it had bit to do with Spencer and crew.
"Buggery On The High Seas" (.10b/c)
"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around The Corner Fudge Is Made" (.10dR)
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Porkchop_express
Trad climber
the base of the Shawangunk Ridge
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make haste or tomato paste
finger locks or cedar box
(gunks)
I always thought Satanic mechanic had a little ring to it as well.
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Roughster
Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
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A few of my favorites:
Bionic Bitch Slap
Ticks Dig Me
Drill Music
Destructomatic
Spankterfied
Beer Factor
Captain Choss
Handicapable
Confusion Tactics
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Owlman
Trad climber
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"Big Willey's Little Hooters"
-Hooter Wall (near Moab)
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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The Forrest Walker.
Anything but a walk in the woods!
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