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Mimi

climber
Apr 2, 2009 - 02:00am PT
I almost forgot this ultraclassic. Strapadictomy.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 2, 2009 - 02:04am PT
Butthair and Across the River from Butthair.
paul roehl

Boulder climber
california
Apr 2, 2009 - 02:08am PT
How about "Names in the Guidebook." Was that JTree or Suicide?
Mimi

climber
Apr 2, 2009 - 02:12am PT
Any of you boys had a go at Snatch Power?
MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Apr 2, 2009 - 02:38am PT
David's new route name is my current favorite:

"Warthog Speedball"

Any weird irreverence is cool for routenames - extra points for double entendres
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Apr 2, 2009 - 02:43am PT
Black Widow - Midnight Rock - Leavenworth (not Kansas)
Fluoride

Trad climber
Hollywood, CA
Apr 2, 2009 - 05:01am PT
Another vote for Edging Skills or Hospital Bills. And Ride a Wild Bago.

And I've always wanted to know the back story of Way-Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno and how that got it's name. Over near Y Crack in the Devil's Bathtub area.

That one klaus mentioned in a thread a while back about I Saw a Sleaze Revisit Ed, after Isosoles Revisted and that bad girlfriend story involving a guy named Ed. Eric saw the line next to IR, Walt came up with the name. I think Cade told the story. That was hilarious.
wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Apr 2, 2009 - 06:47am PT
Nobody Walks in L.A. - J Tree
Heahtenistic Pursuit - Yos
Gunkie

climber
East Coast US
Apr 2, 2009 - 07:20am PT
Swinging C#&%




...well someone had to post it.
JohnRoe

Trad climber
State College, PA
Apr 2, 2009 - 07:39am PT
Climbin' Punishment
Prod

Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
Apr 2, 2009 - 08:00am PT
Pizza Dick

Hank can fill in the story.

Prod.
Concerned citizen

Big Wall climber
Apr 2, 2009 - 08:22am PT
Cemetery Gates, on the right wall of Cenotaph Corner, Llanberis Pass. The climb has a history and the name has a serendipitous origin.

Joe Brown's account of its first ascent in "The Hard Years" includes the statements "The position on the face was very sensational and frightening. I brought up Don (Whillans) and he was flabbergasted. 'Christ, this is a gripping place,' he muttered hoarsely. Neither of us seemed able to move." Remember, this is Brown and Whillans! Then, regarding the name, "Going home that night on the motor bike we saw a bus in Chester with Cemetery Gates on its indicator."
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Apr 2, 2009 - 09:47am PT
You've got to love 'Perilous Journey', a Breashears
'ultra modern horror death route (literally), in Eldorado
as Jim Erickson called it. . .
Gary

climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:07am PT
The Official Route of the 1984 Olympics

From Bad Traverse
TwistedCrank

climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:09am PT
"The Dripping Clit"

Not a great climb but what a name. Genious.

Crux was a mantle on a loose moss-covered block after pumping up a splitter.
mooch

Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:30am PT
And I've always wanted to know the back story of Way-Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno and how that got it's name.

Ask Kris Solem or Guy Keesee.....as I remember, it had bit to do with Spencer and crew.

"Buggery On The High Seas" (.10b/c)

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around The Corner Fudge Is Made" (.10dR)
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
the base of the Shawangunk Ridge
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:39am PT
make haste or tomato paste

finger locks or cedar box

(gunks)

I always thought Satanic mechanic had a little ring to it as well.
Roughster

Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:52am PT
A few of my favorites:

Bionic Bitch Slap
Ticks Dig Me
Drill Music
Destructomatic
Spankterfied
Beer Factor
Captain Choss
Handicapable
Confusion Tactics
Owlman

Trad climber
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:52am PT
"Big Willey's Little Hooters"

-Hooter Wall (near Moab)
philo

Trad climber
boulder, co.
Apr 2, 2009 - 10:56am PT
The Forrest Walker.
Anything but a walk in the woods!
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