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Forest
Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:36pm PT
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Nature -
No more Yoga. Ever.
Unless you go wearing a muscle shirt and sweat pants. And crack loud offfensive jokes the whole time.
Sheaah. Right!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:39pm PT
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I need to watch the Inappropriate Yoga guy a few times and pick up one some of his tips.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:40pm PT
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Monthly Update:
Social Complexities dominate front page!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:42pm PT
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we could write up the trip report from yesterday.
or KNOTT
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:44pm PT
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A few tips that may help you become a Man Ho.
First, don't care about what women think. Instead, you have to focus only about what men think.
Brag about how you test women and how they fail. *thump chest robustly* Brag about how much money you have and don't forget to mention what a cool car (or cars) you have. *pound chest robustly and add a hearty grunt* Tell stories about how tough you are, about the ass you kick and fear you instill in other men. *two robust chest thumps and three hearty grunts*
The man sex ho part is easy. There is always some female (or male - NTTIAWWT)to do if you have no standards so this isn't really part of the equation.
Or something like that.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 23, 2009 - 01:55pm PT
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"I Was Abducted by a Yeti in Yosemite" ~ True Story! With Pics!
How Your Crag Dog Can Teach You Crack Technique
Supertopo Saves Million$$$ By Allowing Advice Columnist Job to Remain Unfilled
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:10pm PT
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How is it that Crimpie knows more about being a Man Ho then Jefe does?
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:15pm PT
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Powers of observation. :)
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:24pm PT
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In a desperate attempt to marry two women Fattrad bids farewell to AIPAC and moves to Utah to be reborn as an LDS.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 02:34pm PT
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Excellent, Philo!
SPRING RETURNS:
In an effort to avoid belayer penalty-slack, climbers across the forum start being nicer to each other. However, bad blood still remains as evidenced by several sightings of "the euro belay-loop" this past weekend.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 23, 2009 - 02:47pm PT
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MisterE has opened up a new can of worms with
"The Euro Belay hoop"
News at 9!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:16pm PT
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HEY!!!! We're you watching me belay jefe this weekend?!?!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2009 - 03:23pm PT
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haha!
Wide Climber Migration Observed
Weekend Climbers Lament: "Camp Four STILL FULL!"
Tools of The Trade: Getting Them and Avoiding Them
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:27pm PT
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Rubber Chicken strikes out with climber boys,
hitch hikes east dejected.
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:32pm PT
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This just in....
fattrad Moves to Utah in search of Bliss... more at 10!
Man screams "My Schlong is caught in the belt sander!!!" is view as hyperbole.. No one pays any attention whatsoever.
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:54pm PT
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Uh, this is more like it:
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 23, 2009 - 03:55pm PT
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Rajmit climbing sighting disputed.
Several researchers convinced from pictures that it was really Bigfoot.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 23, 2009 - 04:31pm PT
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Crimpie Posts then DELETES Birthday Suit TR.
Who is Bob X?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Mar 23, 2009 - 05:20pm PT
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Larry Craig climbs at City of Rocks, seeks wide stance.
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