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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 12:43am PT
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OK Todd, You win...hands down. : )))
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rich sims
Trad climber
co
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:47am PT
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Here is the set up
1974 Some Bar called something like The Green Onion, Westville Ill.
Two guys long hair, faded jeans and flip flops Hawaiian shirts hitch hiking from San Diego
Two girls Hey can we buy you a beer.
Later in the evening
Two girls So you guys are surfers.
Two girls Is San Diego in Hawaii
Two girls
Even later So we are building a house you want to go check it out.
That line got me out the door.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 12:59am PT
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hey rich sims, met yo at the fish house @ thanksgiving, right? Great story. Sure you wish they all could be California girls....:D
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Jan 27, 2009 - 01:27am PT
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I'm hoping women have always been super subtle and discreet about such things...
But I doubt it.
How do rabbits pick up coyotes?
By showing up
So it's the way they dress and cues that they are ok to talk to that are "pick up lines'
Women have to play "defense" so much, it's about showing up and less resistance
Course some guys have probably experienced women trying to pick them and they might know more.
I remember some drunken inappropriate behavior toward myself by a few drunk ladies and thought it was a good lesson about what women go through (See that's a suave sensistive guy pick-up line)
;-)
Karl
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Jan 27, 2009 - 01:38am PT
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"Wanna dance?"
edit
No, wait. That's a good pickup line.
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jan 27, 2009 - 02:03am PT
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"Can you dance?"
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James
climber
My twin brother's laundry room
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Jan 27, 2009 - 02:20am PT
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I've had a ton of girls pick-up on me. Usually I am totally clueless. One girl sent me a birthday card with her phone number, her email address, her dorm room number, and the best hours to stop by and see her. Another girl asked me, "So you want to sleep in my tent tonight?"
I was talking with this girl I really like about her dog. She said, "You know his last name is still pending."
I responded, "Really? Dogs don't need a last name but if it's alright with him and okay with you we should give him mine."
I blew it. Apparently, girls don't like guys who want to make a lasting commitment...especially if you get all turbo-charged about it.
The worst thing about pickup lines is telling when the person on the other end is being genuine or not. I walked up to the girl with the dog and said, "hey, want to check out my breakdancing movie?" I actually did make a pretty rad breakdancing movie. It's on Youtube. She just laughed and walked away figuring I wasn't being genuine. Brutal.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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Jan 27, 2009 - 02:24am PT
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it's kewl James, you can hate on that one. no respect for the breakdancing means she wasn't the one.
cardboard!!!!!!!!
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James
climber
My twin brother's laundry room
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Jan 27, 2009 - 02:32am PT
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Munge,
Unfortunately, one time I met the girl with the dog after breakdancing at a climber party.
She said, "Where did you learn to dance like that?" She was being genuine.
I thought she was trying to pick-up on me so I gave her the short story.
"You start here," A wave began at my fingertips.
"Then you go like this," My wrist cocked, then my elbow crooked, and my shoulder shrugged.
"And you stop it here." The wave crashed into my head, causing my jaw to drop, and my body to lock into position.
She liked the break dancing the first time but not the second.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jan 27, 2009 - 03:42am PT
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I'll have to agree with Tami on this one. Pickup lines tend to be for the inept or the hopelessly silly. It's in the eyes, unless your drunk or it's late. This actually reminds me of another sordid tale...
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Jan 27, 2009 - 04:57am PT
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James - Link us to your film!!!
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Jan 27, 2009 - 08:37am PT
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Looks like a penis, only smaller.
Quit your grinnen, and drop your linen.
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quartziteflight
climber
Who knows?
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Jan 27, 2009 - 10:42am PT
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Worst
Girl: I'll give you a ride to your car.
Me: Thankx, but i'll walk my cars close
Girl: Get in my car!
Me: No!
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Funniest:
I got busted looking at this really hot girls booty in a bar..Everyone I worked with had just gotten laid off and we were getting hammered. We were ignoring most of people in the bar soley focused on punnishing that evil organ called the liver:-)
Girl: Were you looking at my ass?
Me: yeah it's really nice...
Girl: Wanna feel it?
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JLP
Social climber
The internet
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Jan 27, 2009 - 10:49am PT
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My favorite delivered to a friend at the Teton Climber's Ranch:
"My husband's up climbing the Grand....don't know what to do tonight....was thinking of getting a hotel or something... "
Hilarious.
Desperate Housewives of Self Absorbed Mountaineers - or whatever.
She wasn't hot enough to miss an alpine start for, so it didn't end up working that time, but her odds at that location were pretty good.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Jan 27, 2009 - 11:09am PT
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I know what you are wondering...
The answer is "Yes, in Brazil".
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James
climber
My twin brother's laundry room
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Jan 27, 2009 - 01:54pm PT
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Happiegirl:
Here's the link to the video I made to impress the girl with the dog. John Long said, "Looks like you've got a future on the Las Vegas stage." ha!
The things boys do to try and win a girls heart. Oh...if these things only worked.
My breakdancing video
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quartziteflight
climber
Who knows?
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Jan 27, 2009 - 02:12pm PT
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JLP wrote..."Desperate Housewives of Self Absorbed Mountaineers"
ha ha funniest yet
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Barbarian
Trad climber
stealth camping and hiding from the man
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Jan 27, 2009 - 02:21pm PT
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As I started the first pitch with a new female partner, she looks up and says: "Watch your a$$, it's a nice one".
Up until that moment, I hadn't considered anything but the climb.
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soaring_bird
Trad climber
Cheyenne, WY
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Jan 27, 2009 - 02:42pm PT
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... an old favorite scenario....
Guy: "You must be from Jamaica... 'cause Ja Makin' me horny."
Gal: "You must be from the Yukon.... you kon just go screw yourself."
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ontheedgeandscaredtodeath
Trad climber
San Francisco, Ca
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Jan 27, 2009 - 03:45pm PT
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"Here's a quarter, give me a call sometime."
I called.
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