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Matt

Trad climber
primordial soup
May 14, 2008 - 12:51am PT
re: "No BUTT PLUG, so you won't be BANNED!!!"



so- how long before someone offers to...
TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
May 14, 2008 - 12:52am PT
OK, dumbass. (dumbass like in the father of the 70's show, of course!)

Just to make it simple so even you can understand.



Where are the rules for someone visiting your house?
Russ Walling

Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
May 14, 2008 - 01:00am PT
Did someone get banned?
L

climber
Ocean of dreams....
May 14, 2008 - 01:02am PT
TIG,

I was just going to say that myself.

Shack seems to be all confused about appropriate behavior on someone else's web site, and needs the "rules" written down for him.

So Shack, what do you need? Something like this?

1. Don't pee in the corner. Use the toilet.
2. Don't paste pornography all over the walls. Do that in your own home.
3. Don't slap the homeowner around. You'll only get booted, and you become very unpopular with people who like the homeowner.

Is that a good start, Shack, or do you need more of what should not need to be written down? I mean, you are a guest on Chris' web site. But you're making noise like you own the place.
TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
May 14, 2008 - 01:04am PT
Or as Ben Franklin said:

Guests, like FISH, smell after 3 days!

So to speak. Figuratively.....
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
May 14, 2008 - 01:06am PT
Anyone who goes near that with butt plugging in mind SHOULD be banned.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
May 14, 2008 - 01:10am PT
Come to think of it, I bet a nice metal butt plug would make solid pro for some placements.

We should take up a collection and buy some for Locknut and have em slung.


As a sort of reminder of what not to do with butt plugs.
yo

climber
I drink your milkshake!!!
May 14, 2008 - 01:12am PT
Rule #35: Boobies yes. Bungholes no.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
May 14, 2008 - 01:16am PT
that's a good rule.
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2008 - 01:33am PT
Look L, you don't know me and I'm not confused in the least.
Your lame attempt to make me sound like I don't know how to act at someone's house is a cheap shot at best.

Have you never been to a forum that had WRITTEN RULES?
There are NO "rules" posted anywhere on this website.
That is a FACT.
Trying to compare this forum to someone's house is asinine.
In any of my posts did I do anything other than say that Chris and RJ can do what they want?
Have I somehow offended you and acted inappropriately or in any way shown that I am confused about what is appropriate?
Have I even suggested that I thought that what Locker posted WAS appropriate?
Well?
That's what I thought, now STFU.

My point is only that perhaps if there actually were at least some rules, ie. "no porn" etc. the line in the sand would be much less obscure.


TIG and L can both blow me.
TradIsGood

Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
May 14, 2008 - 01:40am PT
Dude you are not my type for that kind of action.

You have written rules for your house?


Doubt it.


So don't ask about mine.

Nobody expects either.




To give you the simplest rule I can think of.....









If you would not do it in front of your mother,

don't do it in public.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
May 14, 2008 - 01:45am PT
I got rules at my house;

remove ski mask and unload gun before entering.
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2008 - 01:54am PT
Yeah, everyone here is going to go by that.
That if f*#king ridiculous.
Dude are you smoking crack?
This is not your mothers house.
It is a public forum.
There are many forums. They all have different rules.
You can make up your own if you want or just admit that there are no rules,
on this site other than the discretion of the unseen moderators.
As I have said but you obviously have a hard time reading,
I am only suggesting that...oh f*#k it, I don't need to repeat myself.
What kind of pompous ass are to to get so bent over the suggestion of more clearly defined banning offenses?
Oh that's right, every one here knows just how much of a pompous ass you are, as it comes through in every one of your condescending posts.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
May 14, 2008 - 01:58am PT
Another rule;

guns and alcohol don't mix, so finish your drink before you shoot.
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2008 - 02:08am PT
And for the record, I have never even once posted any porn.
So perhaps it's you bitches that need to learn how to act.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
May 14, 2008 - 02:11am PT
Mojede,
it was Justice Stewart Potter who said that.
(came up when McCarthy and Bachar were talking about HD last month. lol)
nita

climber
chica from chico, I don't claim to be a daisy
May 14, 2008 - 02:15am PT
...calm down..Telling people to blow you.... IS inappropriate.



Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2008 - 02:17am PT
Sorry,
but how would I know?
I mean I need to be told not to pee on the floor.
Watusi

Social climber
Newport, OR
May 14, 2008 - 02:17am PT
Just sharing a joke with Buddha...What happened to laughter...
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2008 - 02:30am PT
I agree Mike.
I don't know why some people seem to have to always go for the personal attack.
I'd like to see them try that at my mom's house.
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