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Burt Bronson
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 02:16pm PT
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"HOLD ME HERE - TENSION - TIGHTER - YEAH, TAKE IT UP SOME" ECHOS THROUGH THE CANYON. NICE TRY THOUGH. NEXT TIME, TRY TO TAKE YOUR WEIGHT, AND YOUR FAT OLD WRINKLED ASS, OFF THE ROPE. ;)
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE TRUE HANGDOGGERS.
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Oct 10, 2007 - 08:04pm PT
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Burt, your link's a bust.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Oct 10, 2007 - 10:19pm PT
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Joshua Tree DOES suck;.......grainy, dinky, poorly protected, run-out, sand-bagged, dummy-domes of choss with 1/4" bolts , groundfall potential, windy weather, too cold in winter, too hot in summer;.....(Locker;...pass me the bottle of glue , please....)
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ground_up
Trad climber
mt. hood /baja
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Oct 10, 2007 - 10:33pm PT
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the word "gay" should never come up in a burt bronson thread...please
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 10:56pm PT
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That's not the real BURT BRONSON, BTW.
As someone pointed out, the real BURT never uses anything but all caps. That COULD be a problem with a previously banned user name, BUT, the real kicker is that the REAL BURT would NEVER claim to be a member of the younger generation.
Anyone who read the real BURT BRONSON stuff years ago knows that the real BURT would be aghast at such an idea. Furthermore, John GIll remembered seeing BURT'S efforts, years and years ago,and stood in awe. He said so some time ago on RC.morons, in fact.
So this one is a POSER BURT.
BUT locker wrote some funny things, so all is not lost, haha!
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G.M. Oth
Trad climber
Anywhere and everywhere
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Oct 10, 2007 - 11:24pm PT
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REAL MEN don't STICK-CLIP!!!!
GCM Oth
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2007 - 08:37am PT
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MEN, I AM NOT AN IMPOSTER. JUST ASK MY FRIENDS, E.B. SHOE, T.C. EWE, AND IGOR. MAYBE I'VE LOST MY TOUCH - BUT DON'T BE FOOLED. I AM WHO I SAY I AM, AND I AM 4 REAL.
BURT BRONSON
THE ORIGINAL, THE ONE AND ONLY, AND THE LEGEND OF ALL THINGS SERIOUS.
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Salathiel
Trad climber
South Beach, FL
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Oct 11, 2007 - 09:08am PT
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THIS BURT BRONSON IS NOT THE REAL REAL BURT BRONSON. tHE REAL BURT BRONSON WOULD NEVER GET TROLLED HIMSELF, AS HE IS THE LAST BASTION OF THE TRUE TROLL. ALSO, THIS BURT NEVER MADE ANY DISPARAGING REMARKS ABOUT WOMEN, WHICH AS I RECALL - BEING THE LAST BASTION OF THE TRUE LURKER ON ALL SITES CLIMBING RELATED - IS IRRESISTABLE TO THE ORIGINAL HARD MAN
BURT "MOTORSCOOTERING" BRONSON.
xoxoxox,
Blur
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