would you have sex in church?

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Standing Strong

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look around look around, tell me what you've found

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 19, 2007 - 01:52am PT

or in a a synagogue / mosque / mormon tabernacle / any other house of worship?

Jello

Social climber

No Ut

Jun 19, 2007 - 01:53am PT

If you asked nicely...

Raydog

Trad climber

Boulder Colorado

Jun 19, 2007 - 02:15am PT

or not

Ed Hartouni

Trad climber

Livermore, CA

Jun 19, 2007 - 02:20am PT

Yosemite Valley has been described as a church, so yes...

Electric Church?

... yes

Mimi

climber

Jun 19, 2007 - 02:22am PT

Me likes me privacy when taking a roll in the hay. Like I wrote earlier, do you really dig all those deities staring down at you? What naughtyass aspect of this is so exciting besides being drug into the Rectory and spanked with some unmentionable thing if you get caught?

Where's LEB on this one?

EDIT: Okay, no doubt about it; anywhere in the wilderness is quite lovely.

Mimi

climber

Jun 19, 2007 - 02:35am PT

You must mean Camp Wawona?

Did you have a bad experience there?

Jaybro

Social climber

The West

Jun 19, 2007 - 02:40am PT

Is this a trick question?
Is the bear catholic?
Does the pope shid in the woulds?

Standing Strong

Trad climber

look around look around, tell me what you've found

Topic Author's Reply - Jun 19, 2007 - 02:49am PT

"Is this a trick question?
Is the bear catholic?
Does the pope shid in the woulds?"

just my contribution toward a less-boring supertopo :)

Mimi

climber

Jun 19, 2007 - 02:49am PT

I wonder if that's where the WOS boys learned that secret handshake? I know it's where the camper's grin came from.

Sheets

Trad climber

Livermore, CA

Jun 19, 2007 - 02:59am PT

Well, a couple years back I climbed a 17th century Catholic church with my then girlfriend....

But wasn't the question about what goes on *inside* the church?

Mimi

climber

Jun 19, 2007 - 03:24am PT

Sounds like what when on outside was way more cool.

Standing Strong

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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 19, 2007 - 03:36am PT

"Like I wrote earlier, do you really dig all those deities staring down at you?"

not all churches are garishly decorated. plus, jesus and those kids didn't look like that anyways, so who cares?

Oli

Trad climber

Fruita, Colorado

Jun 19, 2007 - 04:06am PT

First of all, at risk of sounding self-righteous, I don't believe in having "sex." I believe in love and being with one I love. Some might call it making love. As for church, well the closest thing I came to anything like that was in the early 1970s in Yosemite at the little chapel near Sentinel Meadow. I and a girl friend went there one late dark night to find the piano, so I could serenade her. We then lay on the altar, the only flat and spacious place, cuddling and kissing. We didn't feel the condemnations of God. So much of mainstream Christianity seems so very wayward and verging on the antithesis of Christ that their buildings hardly inspire a sense of the sacred, although there are notable exceptions, but rather what is sacred is what happens among the pure in heart, no matter what religion, who might go to a man-made structure with their honest spirits (mingling of course with the majority of dishonest and impure spirits). I think God appreciates love (sex is meaningless without it, or rather in love people never have "sex"), but that kind of philosophy aside, what could be the purpose of such a question but to troll for a series of banal remarks offered by a host of those who, for the most part, seem uninclined spiritually?

mojede

Trad climber

Butte, America

Jun 19, 2007 - 04:12am PT

Additionally, it depends on the chuch environs. A confession booth ? H*ll yeah !

Standing Strong

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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 19, 2007 - 04:16am PT

"what could be the purpose of such a question but to troll for a series of banal remarks offered by a host of those who, for the most part, seem uninclined spiritually?"

i don't know, it was on a myspace survey and it was such a funny / random / odd question i thought it would be funny to post here... didn't really think it thru... just being spontaneous... geez.

i don't really feel like i could judge terribly accurately whether or not folks are spiritually inclined simply by some posts on a message board... well, maybe a little, but not that much.

turd

climber

Jun 19, 2007 - 06:00am PT

Hell no.

Never again.

JAK

climber

The Souf

Jun 19, 2007 - 08:15am PT

I don't see why not. As long as you're not a catholic priest, it's unlikely you're committing any crimes :\

paganmonkeyboy

Trad climber

the blighted lands of hatu

Jun 19, 2007 - 09:39am PT

i believe the joke is :
a woman asked her priest if it was ok to have sex on sunday before church.
the priest thought for a moment and replied 'I suppose it's all right, as long as you don't block the isle.'

personally - this is *all* church to me...even the parts that are ugly, still all a miracle any of this bothered to be here and now for us, so if i ever do have sex again it will be in church, yes, just like every other time before it...
ymmv...