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ice ninja
Mountain climber
pittsburgh, pa
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:31pm PT
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Hey badinfluence
Could you get someone to take pics of this fight and post it here.
I say kick him as hard as you can in the nuts, hit him in the jaw and then lock up with him and break his arm with a kimura.
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cintune
climber
Penn's Woods
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:32pm PT
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Dude, I'll say it again, Kong XL Rombo. Look no further. Carbon steel, knurled tri-action gate, 8.3 ounces, 50 kN close gate strength. This is the ticket. And I just snagged one on e-bay last night for $10.
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Moof
Trad climber
A cube at my soul sucking job in Oregon
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:35pm PT
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And for gods sake, make sure you retire that biner afterwards, as you might be getting some micro cracking going on.
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Dragon with Matches
climber
Bamboo Grove
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:35pm PT
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Assuming the diplomacy option has failed...
Quit whining about maybe hurting your little hand and bring some goddamned rage, fury and don't-give-a-f*#k to the table.
Remember to turn his head, so he goes out cold. Hopefully you'll someday have a beer together and laugh about it.
Fer chrissakes don't change your commitment halfway through the program.
Good or bad, come back with the full report.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:37pm PT
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Couldn't we all just get along,...
,...or carry .45s
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
your attic...yeah, I'm watchin' you...and waiting.
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:39pm PT
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It just occured to me....with Pelosi's help, you should be able work this whole thing out in no time at all with some healthy dialogue.
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ice ninja
Mountain climber
pittsburgh, pa
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:44pm PT
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Make sure you have pics or don't bother to talk about it. We need proof.
If you are going to just punch him wait till his mouth is open then hit him on the side of the jaw. Don't hit his chin.
Don't wuss out using a biner.
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2007 - 04:01pm PT
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cool i got plenty of pent up rage. no biner huh i think the biner would end breaking my fingers anyway. i asked my friend to come down w/ a video camera he can't make it, but i do have my camera. so maybe i'll get some photos
this is going to be fun
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:09pm PT
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F*#k the `biner. Just tape up. Tape your wrists. Most guys don't know the first thing about punching, let alone fighting, so your wrist is more likely to get damaged than anything.
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:10pm PT
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F*#k the `biner. Just tape up. Tape your wrists. Most guys don't know the first thing about punching, let alone fighting, so your wrist is more likely to get damaged than anything.
Maybe wear your trad pants, or some sturdy jeans, cause you guys are just gonna end up rolling around on the ground anyhow...
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2007 - 04:19pm PT
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that may true nef being that i wrestled in college
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Raydog
Trad climber
Boulder
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:21pm PT
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professionals refer to a tactical advantage as a means to "end the conflict."
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
your attic...yeah, I'm watchin' you...and waiting.
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:23pm PT
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Here's another one I've had pretty good luck with.
Show up to the fight in a dress...then right when Mr. Badass gets ready to throw down, you pull a tiny silver-plated Derringer out of your bra and shoot him in the knee....then you casually blow at the smoke trailing from the barrel and purposely get lipstick all over it. I guarantee you everyone there will be all like, "whoa."
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scooter
climber
B loop site 15
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:24pm PT
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You should vaseline his car door handles. I am sure you have have some to spare. Biner won't work as knuckles very good either. More likeky it will tourque over in yer hand and smash your knuckles or break yer lil' fingeys. There is a little palm support in brass knuckles to keep that from happenin'.
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:26pm PT
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If you KNOW there's gonna be trouble, take the shotgun.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:27pm PT
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wear a cup... plant the seed in his brain to kick you in the nuts... say something like, "hey numbnuts, you got any balls, or what?" Now he is thinking nuts and will want to kick you there... let him.... now it is justifiable homicide in 9 States. Try some Steven Segal open fracture stuff all in the name of self defense. Be sure to use the "hard look" as you listen to the cracking.
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couchmaster
climber
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Apr 11, 2007 - 04:29pm PT
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From someone who use to love to fight:
Walk away from it.
Let it go.
Life in jail is not something compatable with being a free spirit and climbng with the soaring birds. Life is already too short to have to live it in a cage.
Don't be a dumbass. You cannot win. You beat him real bad, maybe knife him in the heart and kill him and you go to jail. He beats you bad....so what? Does that prove something?
I'm telling ya dude, let it go and focus on the good.
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2007 - 04:30pm PT
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Russ i don't think the meat head can lift his leg that high. you know how meat heads are all tight muscles. i'll run circles around him.
funny scooter i only have joy jelly
thanks couch i have to say something though, maybe i should just smoke some pot
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couchmaster
climber
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Apr 11, 2007 - 06:29pm PT
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If it will help ya mellow out and use yer brain, I'm all for it!:-)
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WBraun
climber
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Apr 11, 2007 - 06:36pm PT
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Hey
We don't have any brains, that's why we're here.
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