Hey Jello, are you a real climber?

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Standing Strong

Mountain climber
11_11*&*starz
Nov 7, 2006 - 01:43pm PT
"Pretty sure it's spelled J-Lo"

yo, if you should ever find yourself single and available in california, please marry me?

check one:

[ ] yes

[ ] no

[ ] not sure

[ ] no answer

[ ] all of the above
s. o.

Trad climber
academia
Nov 7, 2006 - 01:53pm PT
chalk one up for youtaaaaah and jello
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 7, 2006 - 04:49pm PT
Do not disturb J-lo.

The Lowest of the Lowes is hard at work on a radio controlled cheater stick.
Aya

Uncategorizable climber
New York
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 7, 2006 - 06:26pm PT
Are there any sisters?

Do your boobs hang Lowe?
Anastasia

Trad climber
Mammoth Lakes, CA
Nov 7, 2006 - 06:26pm PT
I like lime Jello.
TradIsGood

Fun-loving climber
the Gunks end of the country
Nov 7, 2006 - 06:41pm PT
And to think I pulled a thread when comments about females started to get inappropriate.

LOL.

Will this be a trend? ;-)

How Lowe can the fem's get?
Scared Silly

Trad climber
UT
Nov 7, 2006 - 06:42pm PT
I prefer my Jello with fruit cocktail in it or is it I prefer my cocktail with fruit jello.

Aya

Uncategorizable climber
New York
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 7, 2006 - 07:02pm PT
Ron - do they call the poop tube testing wall climbing cousin Look Out B?
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Nov 7, 2006 - 07:23pm PT
Reading this thread, and all the lowe blows, is enough to make one a so lowe climber. Or perhaps the lowe man on the totem pole.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 7, 2006 - 07:27pm PT
Aya,

L.O.B. Lowe was the one that tested the BIODEGRADABLE poop tube. Unfortunately he was trapped on the wall by a series of rainstorms that necessitated his rescue after his wall provisions were compromised by his own bongo...
Ouch!

climber
Nov 7, 2006 - 07:32pm PT
You all are being mean to Jello. I'm glad I don't treat people that way.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Nov 7, 2006 - 07:51pm PT
We need to hahve ST comedy night.

Aya and Ron-bo


RRK and Jello

and the main liners...

Russ Walling and Ragmeat

Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Nov 7, 2006 - 08:10pm PT
Just checked back to see just how bad things may have gotten, and I think it's B-Lowe contempt how far you've all stooped. Have you no dignity? Better yet, have I no dignity? I feel so Lowe, I,m actually standing on myself. Like Gnosis Popadulopis, "I've been down so long (Lowe), it looks like up to me."* I truly am surprised we're at the level of biodegrading poop-tubes, Lowe-hanging boobs and exploding vats of green Jello (where did that come from?). I'm going to have one of my seventy-two non-virgin wholesome Utah stock wives come and kick each and every one of your sorry grade-school a##es. After all, us Jeffs (Warren, etc) are a pretty powerful bunch out this way.

-All hail the JelloKing!!!


*relatively obscure literary allusion for old hippies
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Nov 7, 2006 - 08:15pm PT
This thread has taken the site (or was it the shyte?) to new Lowes.
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Nov 7, 2006 - 09:06pm PT
Raimit- Greg and Mike were both Exum guides at one time. I never was.
Aya

Uncategorizable climber
New York
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 7, 2006 - 09:16pm PT
72 non-virgin wives? Are you sure those don't belong to your cousin Gigo?
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Nov 7, 2006 - 09:21pm PT
What I want to know is, does he glowe in the dark? Or is that one of the cousins?
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Nov 7, 2006 - 09:26pm PT

*relatively obscure literary allusion for old hippies
Lowe indeed!
what would Joan Baez say?
Enough to induce a sole diet of Farina.


Mimi?
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Nov 7, 2006 - 09:30pm PT
No, that's just my halowe.

Aya, at the risk of offending someone, my wives were actually passed on to me as an intact hymenless harem, by a long-lost muslim cousin, after he was through with them. Now, I've said enough! Too much, actually. Time for a little good old self-censorship.

-backtoplainJello
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Nov 7, 2006 - 09:33pm PT
Was that your suicide bombing cousin Sheesgunahb Lowe?
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