A Day with Locker and Cosmic

Search
Go

Discussion Topic

Return to Forum List
This thread has been locked
Messages 21 - 40 of total 73 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
May 22, 2015 - 08:12am PT
i sincerely and honestly
intend to impart a sentiment
of honesty and kindness,
though through my
compromised heart,
that sentiment
issues as brash
and confrontational.

my love is
inconsistent with
my execution.
therefore i am
eternally misunderstood.

i just want to be
an approachable, sensitive man.
instead i'm an overwhelming
'gina-wrecker.

though i should bear
across, instead i
donna torch.

fuuck you.
err, i am you

and right now
i'm naked.
jeff constine

Trad climber
Ao Namao
May 22, 2015 - 08:13am PT
STONERS RULE!! COSMIC RULES LOCKERS RULES U nUtS RoCk.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
May 22, 2015 - 08:24am PT
Hey, pass it over here,

Oh yeah that's it - Exhale,


Hf
jefe, I thought you were more the sane type damn you are the
Adventure man! I could almost see how much fun you were having but the tears of fear were making it hard you will drown in the desert and dye of thirst while surfing ? How many hours of driving?
That makes Chicago look do able - hide your head in Chi town the cops there suck the big one,
You can be lost in the system . . . do not get arrested in Chicago as a dead head,
hmmm strange drift? . . . . .


Seems this was still in the paste so I will o with it thanks for the cool breeze!

(Don' t mind the . . . . Maggots . C, you can't give it away on 2nd avenue)

Learn to climb

Pull down not out

test try the holds before you commit,

Use common sense

don't make light of stupid

Oberon the other site that is not project or super, but goes by that name, there was a 5.7
On Rumbling bald, North Carolina, on the Cereal Buttress ;
Fruit Loops, - that was a true teaching moment :
thirty feet of stacked blocks that were barely welded in a crack,
the gym rats stripped all they could, hand sized flakes but left the large death flake.
balanced but now having been messed with it is a greater sword of Damocles than it was before.

It was great to say hello to cosmic this morning

hope I did not talk your ear off?

Traipsing around with you guys looks like fun!

Locker you tool I'm thinking offending you by sending shoes, all one size, a box .
Ten pairs of boots from forty year old Eb's that need to have the canvas covered and a pair of just as old Vasque 'Shoenards' that need the full treatment. Then all of the other pairs of shoes I've ever owned , that should be fun for you . They all have the same blown toe.
Nah just gonna find some rubber and nail it to my feet and pray for better weather. . . Hmm !?
Seem flash back ish . . . . The Brown acid?.??
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 09:51am PT

Todo bien, todo bien.

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 10:03am PT
Please rephrase that.
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
May 22, 2015 - 11:24am PT
looks like fun was had by all. TFPU

and on a (fashion) side note...only Leggs could make those shoes work
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
May 22, 2015 - 11:31am PT
Proud.

Jack Kerouac has nuthin' on you.
johntp

Trad climber
socal
May 22, 2015 - 11:54am PT
They're already bitching about dogs at the crag

Then they should bring their own dates.
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
May 22, 2015 - 11:58am PT
Cosmic has invited me down his way, and I fully intend to accept that invitation. This thread just raised the urgency of doing so several notches. Thanks much, drljefe!

John
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
May 22, 2015 - 12:02pm PT
These guys are classic together and they're about as nice and kind and genuine and fun loving as any humans could be, and should be.

I don't know them either but that's my take on these guys.

And, hey Locker , climbing this last Sunday at JT and my partner enthusiastically mentioned the great job you performed on his shoes.......UNTIL THEY STARTED TO RADICALLY DELAMINATE HALF WAY UP THE LOST HORSE WALL.


























Just kidding. No "dee" lamination

No one died.
couchmaster

climber
May 22, 2015 - 02:47pm PT
Haha, good times for sure youse dudes!

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 03:20pm PT
Yes!

Please keep that ^^^^^ kind of thing going here!!!!!

I encourage all funny, gross, and slanderous photo annotations and manipulations.

Too bad Cosmic is too busy playing grabass in some argue thread and
Locker is all chin-to-chest on glue....
johntp

Trad climber
socal
May 22, 2015 - 03:36pm PT
The only thing that pic is missing is a dawg pissing on locker's leg. Hilarious.
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
May 22, 2015 - 04:29pm PT
YER















Gonna...































DELAMINATE



climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
May 22, 2015 - 04:43pm PT
Love it!

From now on I never fall climbing...

I just delaminate.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa y Perrito Ruby
May 22, 2015 - 04:51pm PT
Which one is locker?
Ward Trotter

Trad climber
May 22, 2015 - 04:54pm PT
A photo of Cosmic snapped the week following his climbing adventure with Jefe and Locker:

drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 07:01pm PT
You guys should see Locker's climbing shoes LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 08:17pm PT
I can't quit you Locker...

MikeL

Social climber
Seattle, WA
May 22, 2015 - 08:33pm PT
Excellent! El Refugio? Looks like a wonderful trip. Love that area. Lived in Goleta for a while.
Messages 21 - 40 of total 73 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Return to Forum List
 
Our Guidebooks
spacerCheck 'em out!
SuperTopo Guidebooks

guidebook icon
Try a free sample topo!

 
SuperTopo on the Web

Recent Route Beta