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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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May 22, 2015 - 08:12am PT
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i sincerely and honestly
intend to impart a sentiment
of honesty and kindness,
though through my
compromised heart,
that sentiment
issues as brash
and confrontational.
my love is
inconsistent with
my execution.
therefore i am
eternally misunderstood.
i just want to be
an approachable, sensitive man.
instead i'm an overwhelming
'gina-wrecker.
though i should bear
across, instead i
donna torch.
fuuck you.
err, i am you
and right now
i'm naked.
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jeff constine
Trad climber
Ao Namao
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May 22, 2015 - 08:13am PT
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STONERS RULE!! COSMIC RULES LOCKERS RULES U nUtS RoCk.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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May 22, 2015 - 08:24am PT
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Hey, pass it over here,
Oh yeah that's it - Exhale,
Hf
jefe, I thought you were more the sane type damn you are the
Adventure man! I could almost see how much fun you were having but the tears of fear were making it hard you will drown in the desert and dye of thirst while surfing ? How many hours of driving?
That makes Chicago look do able - hide your head in Chi town the cops there suck the big one,
You can be lost in the system . . . do not get arrested in Chicago as a dead head,
hmmm strange drift? . . . . .
Seems this was still in the paste so I will o with it thanks for the cool breeze!
(Don' t mind the . . . . Maggots . C, you can't give it away on 2nd avenue)
Learn to climb
Pull down not out
test try the holds before you commit,
Use common sense
don't make light of stupid
Oberon the other site that is not project or super, but goes by that name, there was a 5.7
On Rumbling bald, North Carolina, on the Cereal Buttress ;
Fruit Loops, - that was a true teaching moment :
thirty feet of stacked blocks that were barely welded in a crack,
the gym rats stripped all they could, hand sized flakes but left the large death flake.
balanced but now having been messed with it is a greater sword of Damocles than it was before.
It was great to say hello to cosmic this morning
hope I did not talk your ear off?
Traipsing around with you guys looks like fun!
Locker you tool I'm thinking offending you by sending shoes, all one size, a box .
Ten pairs of boots from forty year old Eb's that need to have the canvas covered and a pair of just as old Vasque 'Shoenards' that need the full treatment. Then all of the other pairs of shoes I've ever owned , that should be fun for you . They all have the same blown toe.
Nah just gonna find some rubber and nail it to my feet and pray for better weather. . . Hmm !?
Seem flash back ish . . . . The Brown acid?.??
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 09:51am PT
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Todo bien, todo bien.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 10:03am PT
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Please rephrase that.
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little Z
Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
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May 22, 2015 - 11:24am PT
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looks like fun was had by all. TFPU
and on a (fashion) side note...only Leggs could make those shoes work
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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May 22, 2015 - 11:31am PT
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Proud.
Jack Kerouac has nuthin' on you.
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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May 22, 2015 - 11:54am PT
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They're already bitching about dogs at the crag
Then they should bring their own dates.
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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May 22, 2015 - 11:58am PT
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Cosmic has invited me down his way, and I fully intend to accept that invitation. This thread just raised the urgency of doing so several notches. Thanks much, drljefe!
John
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Ward Trotter
Trad climber
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May 22, 2015 - 12:02pm PT
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These guys are classic together and they're about as nice and kind and genuine and fun loving as any humans could be, and should be.
I don't know them either but that's my take on these guys.
And, hey Locker , climbing this last Sunday at JT and my partner enthusiastically mentioned the great job you performed on his shoes.......UNTIL THEY STARTED TO RADICALLY DELAMINATE HALF WAY UP THE LOST HORSE WALL.
Just kidding. No "dee" lamination
No one died.
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couchmaster
climber
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May 22, 2015 - 02:47pm PT
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Haha, good times for sure youse dudes!
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 03:20pm PT
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Yes!
Please keep that ^^^^^ kind of thing going here!!!!!
I encourage all funny, gross, and slanderous photo annotations and manipulations.
Too bad Cosmic is too busy playing grabass in some argue thread and
Locker is all chin-to-chest on glue....
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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May 22, 2015 - 03:36pm PT
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The only thing that pic is missing is a dawg pissing on locker's leg. Hilarious.
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Ward Trotter
Trad climber
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May 22, 2015 - 04:29pm PT
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YER
Gonna...
DELAMINATE
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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May 22, 2015 - 04:43pm PT
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Love it!
From now on I never fall climbing...
I just delaminate.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa y Perrito Ruby
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May 22, 2015 - 04:51pm PT
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Which one is locker?
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Ward Trotter
Trad climber
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May 22, 2015 - 04:54pm PT
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A photo of Cosmic snapped the week following his climbing adventure with Jefe and Locker:
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 07:01pm PT
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You guys should see Locker's climbing shoes LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Topic Author's Reply - May 22, 2015 - 08:17pm PT
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I can't quit you Locker...
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MikeL
Social climber
Seattle, WA
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May 22, 2015 - 08:33pm PT
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Excellent! El Refugio? Looks like a wonderful trip. Love that area. Lived in Goleta for a while.
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